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MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 12:51 PM

In Defense of DrGuile
 
This is really starting to bug.

DrGuile is CANADIAN. Of French heritage, yes, but NOT French.

"DrGuile" is spelled exactly the way I spelled it. There is no punctuation in his nick. There are no spaces.

There. :)

Trev 09-29-2005 12:54 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Who? :blink:





;)

MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 12:56 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Who? :blink:

;)

Oooh, boy. You're gonna get a :bitchslap for that!

Dravyk 09-29-2005 01:04 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
So he's not a quiche, just a chip off the ol' quiche. Is that what you're saying? :p

sarettah 09-29-2005 01:19 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
This is really starting to bug.

DrGuile is CANADIAN. Of French heritage, yes, but NOT French.

"DrGuile" is spelled exactly the way I spelled it. There is no punctuation in his nick. There are no spaces.

There. :)


There is no defense for DrGuile.

HE'S FRENCH

There is nothing more to be said about that :blink:

gigi 09-29-2005 01:27 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
There is no defense for DrGuile.

HE'S FRENCH

There is nothing more to be said about that :blink:

Hey now...watch it! I have frog blood coursing through my veins.....

although some may say that would explain alot..... :rolleyes:

MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 01:47 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
So he's not a quiche, just a chip off the ol' quiche. Is that what you're saying? :p

OK, that was mildly clever, so you're safe. :)

Sarettah...you're just...just....oh, hell! You're just hopeless! :p

(Stay close to the wall in here, gigi! This could get ugly!) :)

DrGuile 09-29-2005 01:51 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...


To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarded"

How can you hold what they say against them?





edit, lol I made a retarted typo!

MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 01:53 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...


To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarted"

How can you hold what they say against them?

Well, even the retarded have schools, DrGuile, and I thought this thread might be one. I'm a die-hard optimist, you see. :)

Dravyk 09-29-2005 01:55 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...


To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarted"

How can you hold what they say against them?

Hah! Psych 101!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep.gif

Good try. Might have even worked on a newbie board. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

DrGuile 09-29-2005 01:55 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Oh, and I might as well use the space:





http://www.livebucks.com
"Our Ladies are slimmer than Americans, and prettier than Brits!"

DrGuile 09-29-2005 01:55 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Hah! Psych 101!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep.gif

Good try. Might have even worked on a newbie board. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Calm down Dravyk... Now, where did you put your mittens?

Newton 09-29-2005 01:59 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Whats retarted mean?

Dravyk 09-29-2005 02:00 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
Whats retarted mean?

What are mittens? :blink:

DrGuile 09-29-2005 02:07 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
What are mittens? :blink:

http://images.google.com/images?q=mi...=Search+Images

DrGuile 09-29-2005 02:07 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
Whats retarted mean?

D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...


but you cant blame me, Im French...

TheEnforcer 09-29-2005 02:16 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...


but you cant blame me, Im French...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dravyk 09-29-2005 02:17 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Ooooh! Pur-teee! Let's dance. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dance.gif

Nickatilynx 09-29-2005 02:36 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...


but you cant blame me, Im French...

Ha!

Knew it...

;-)))

Nickatilynx 09-29-2005 02:38 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

:)

Nickatilynx 09-29-2005 02:42 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'


ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha :)

Evil Chris 09-29-2005 03:00 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
maudit gang de square-head blokes.

:)

Dravyk 09-29-2005 03:07 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha :)

Now that was indeed a good one! :biglaugh:

Newton 09-29-2005 03:18 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
What are mittens? :blink:

http://stores.wholesalecentral.com/I...4R0/532478.jpg

White too and the string in the middle so you dont lose em ;)

Newton 09-29-2005 03:20 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'


ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha :)

Superb ... :okthumb:

DannyCox 09-29-2005 03:39 PM

Re: In Defense of DrGuile
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris
maudit gang de square-head blokes.

:yowsa: :okthumb:


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