would YOU laugh if - Page 2

Nickatilynx · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

yup this moron told a new father that he was arguing with ( on icq no less just to add to Brandons intelligence show he is putting on display here )

That he was gonna kick his ass a t a show, and he was gonna "I am gonna rip your lungs out and hand them to you, right after I throw that new baby of yours off the balcony for you to watch"

all joking aside....

The best advice I would give to the person threatened by Brand0n would be find out Brand0n's real name and address.

Pretty easy to do I would imagine.

I would immediately report his threatening behaviour to the local police in his area.

I would give them email copies of his written threats on messageboards and transmitted by icq.

I am sure law enforcement would take these threats from a 3 time felon with drug trafficing convictions very seriously. Possibly a parole violation , in fact.

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?

Serge pay me the $300.00 I will be sure to send a good cocksucker over for you.

( if you use paypal again, be sure not to fogrget the transaction fees this time please)

pushpills · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

Nickatilynx · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by pushpills

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

LOL

Funnily enough ,there is an old expression along the lines of

Do not fear the snarling dog , the dog that watches you and walks towards you purposely is the one who bites you

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by pushpills

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

so a sane person would harm kids?

harming kids ( especially babys) is an offence I think should be something that public floggings are brought back for, and then jail time with no supervision for the offender in the maximum security cells.

and to even talk about something that stupid is not from a person thhat has all their marbles.

if brandon got knocked out and I was there to see it I would spit on the worthless piece of shit.

Trev · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Do not fear the snarling dog , the dog that watches you and walks towards you purposely is the one who bites you

brand0n · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

so a sane person would harm kids?

harming kids ( especially babys) is an offence I think should be something that public floggings are brought back for, and then jail time with no supervision for the offender in the maximum security cells.

and to even talk about something that stupid is not from a person thhat has all their marbles.

if brandon got knocked out and I was there to see it I would spit on the worthless piece of shit.

joe you fucking simpleton

new product out. photoshop. look into it.

i didnt say shit to that guy about his fucking kid. im a father and a decent human. i wouldnt bring a child into an adults fight. jesus your fucking dead from the neck up eh?

and as far as you knocking me out, or spittin on me. step up big boy. any fucking time. you dont scare shit. not here. that shit might work with these 100 lb kids, but im a full grown man.

you might walk over, but youll limp back.

any fucking time tuff guy.

MorganGrayson · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?

I, too, do not negotiate with terrorists.

Besides, I really don't recommend my $300 blowjob. The $500 one is much better.

The $750 blowjob requires a signed and notarized statement from your cardiologist.

I'm forbidden by restraining order to perform the $1000 blowjob after they had to take the last guy off life support.

Nickatilynx · 09-23-2005

$ 500 on Joe.

Winetalk.com · 09-23-2005

another $500 on Joe

(he does look like Luca Brazzi, doesn't he?

JR · 09-23-2005

this thread needs some drugs and alocohol the compliment the violence and prostitution going on.

jmho

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

hahahah Brandon what day do you arrive in vegas ? come a day before the show, I know a good place we can go talk about your proposal.

and are you now saying he guy photoshopped an icq conversation to look perfectly like a conversation ?

Winetalk.com · 09-23-2005

JR,
I am sorry for offending your sensibilities...
should I offer $250?

Dravyk · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

JR,
I am sorry for offending your sensibilities...
should I offer $250?

Is that dead or alive?

brand0n · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

hahahah Brandon what day do you arrive in vegas ? come a day before the show, I know a good place we can go talk about your proposal.

and are you now saying he guy photoshopped an icq conversation to look perfectly like a conversation ?

idiot.

does that look like icq to you? are you really that much of a fucking tard? look at it again bozo the clown

brand0n · 09-23-2005

and, while we are talking. joe. im not going out of my way for a fucking thing about you. if you step to me, youll be delt with and thats fucking that.

come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is.

again, that shit might work with the little guys, but im not a little guy, and i by no means am afraid of fucking you.

pushpills · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by brand0n

come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is.

you'll end up smoking his rod?

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

are you gonna rip my lungs out brandon and feed them to me? are you gonna throw my child off of a balcony? is that what a full grown man does?

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

BTW Brandon I actually have business to do at the show, so i am sure talking to you is not in the cards, as i will not be attending the free drinking fests in order to see how much free booze I can get like you ( that is not what makes a show succesful for me , )

but since you are such a " grown man" and are "not afraid of me "

and have a chance to earn a grand or more on the first day, why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?)

Balls where your mouth is?

or do you prefer to just get drunk and yell and puff your chest out in a filled casion with tons of cops and tons of people around, instead of talking about business in the proper business environment?

old saying goes, a time and place for everything .

Fear holding you back?I really wanna see what my lungs look like ( since I quit smoking I been curoius if there were any black spots in them still )

brand0n · 09-23-2005

like i said bozo, im not going out of my way for shit

step to me and youll be handled. that fucking simple.

JR · 09-23-2005

helix · 09-23-2005

Fight ! Fight! Fight!
Are you going to meet him out by the big tree after school and beat his ass?

Winetalk.com · 09-23-2005

I got the quote from russians:
$10,000, and that includes all fingers, penis and pics on public hosting for your viewing pleasure.

Trev · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I got the quote from russians:
$10,000, and that includes all fingers, penis and pics on public hosting for your viewing pleasure.

That would be money well spent.

But there are cheaper options

sarettah · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by brand0n

and i by no means am afraid of fucking you.

Damn this thread went from Piss to gay awful fucking quick

Dravyk · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?)

Trying to pick a title for this fight ...

"The Stand in the Sand"

or

"Big Hurt in the Desert"

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Originally Posted by brand0n

like i said bozo, im not going out of my way for shit

step to me and youll be handled. that fucking simple.

Ah looks more like it'll be ...

"No Show from the MoFo"

It figures!

MorganGrayson · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by helix

Fight ! Fight! Fight!
Are you going to meet him out by the big tree after school and beat his ass?

Thanks, helix. I chuckled. I needed a chuckle out of this thread.

JR...I tried diverting the thread with prostitution and it didn't work. Maybe you'll have better luck with drugs and alchohol.
The jousting pic was major cool. Thank you.

JoesHO · 09-23-2005

I knew you were a ball less wonder

alas but one can always hope I guess.

talk is cheap brandon.

Nickatilynx · 09-23-2005

The Ballad of Joe and Brand0n.

Standing in a car park in vegas,
Worried Joe might just kick his ass.
The man on the board ,
Said he was a terd
You know they never give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.

Joe made the plane into Vegas
Brandon was no where to find
The dopey fat twat
Was prolly strung out on crack
I think he may be outta his mind
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.

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brand0n Members Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 711	Re: would YOU laugh if and, while we are talking. joe. im not going out of my way for a fucking thing about you. if you step to me, youll be delt with and thats fucking that. come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is. again, that shit might work with the little guys, but im not a little guy, and i by no means am afraid of fucking you. __________________ whats the sig rules?

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JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: would YOU laugh if BTW Brandon I actually have business to do at the show, so i am sure talking to you is not in the cards, as i will not be attending the free drinking fests in order to see how much free booze I can get like you ( that is not what makes a show succesful for me , ) but since you are such a " grown man" and are "not afraid of me " and have a chance to earn a grand or more on the first day, why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?) Balls where your mouth is? or do you prefer to just get drunk and yell and puff your chest out in a filled casion with tons of cops and tons of people around, instead of talking about business in the proper business environment? old saying goes, a time and place for everything . Fear holding you back?I really wanna see what my lungs look like ( since I quit smoking I been curoius if there were any black spots in them still ) __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: would YOU laugh if The Ballad of Joe and Brand0n. Standing in a car park in vegas, Worried Joe might just kick his ass. The man on the board , Said he was a terd You know they never give us a chance. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed. Joe made the plane into Vegas Brandon was no where to find The dopey fat twat Was prolly strung out on crack I think he may be outta his mind Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.