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brand0n 09-23-2005 03:34 AM

would YOU laugh if
 
your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me

Newton 09-23-2005 03:42 AM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Not particularly, No ..

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 03:59 AM

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if this shit happened to me back in 1999,
I'd be losing 37 cents...per second, on 7x24 basis

Trev 09-23-2005 05:12 AM

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Laughing would be the last thing on my mind.

gonzo 09-23-2005 05:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me

Script kiddie?

sarettah 09-23-2005 10:29 AM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me


Brandon, did this happen to you ?

Because if it did, that sucks.

However, if that is not the case, then something like this could be taken as sounding like a veiled threat of sorts.

But I know you wouldn't do that.....................






Would you ? :hmm:

myjah 09-23-2005 10:42 AM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
I might laugh, but it would be a very bitter laugh.

Red 09-23-2005 11:08 AM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Crying would be more like it.

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 11:29 AM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Did you take down paypal?

Its fucked here.

Carrie 09-23-2005 11:33 AM

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"loss of databases, loss of clients"

If you had proper backups, you could in fact laugh at this... but I'm guessing from your mood you didn't think you'd need nightly backups for anything.

You mention "clients" so I suppose you're hosting people? If so, from here on out, institute nightly backups to a separate server, and position your DNS so that when something like this happens, you can quickly point traffic at the backup server and not lose clients, traffic, etc.

JoesHO 09-23-2005 12:07 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 12:13 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

:-pearl:

brand0n 09-23-2005 12:18 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 12:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
:-pearl:

:okthumb: :okthumb: :okthumb:

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 12:20 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
It's entirely possible that I've lost grasp of this thread....

JoesHO 09-23-2005 12:27 PM

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yes could you please explain that process to me too? ( oh btw in your sig line it says then and should say than, who you gonna call to give you that advice next? I might suggest Morgan she is incredible with the written word )

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 12:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
yes could you please explain that process to me too? ( oh btw in your sig line it says then and should say than, who you gonna call to give you that advice next? I might suggest Morgan she is incredible with the written word )

Thank you, Joe. That was sweet. :wub:

(And you're right, it should be "than.")

Now, what I need to know is...should I stop feeling compassion for brandon over what must be a very, very horrible and traumatic thing that has occured to him or just bow out of this discussion entirely because I've missed the point?

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 12:37 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

Who are you threatening ?

Trev 09-23-2005 12:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Who are you threatening ?

That's a question I'd like answered as well.

brand0n 09-23-2005 01:12 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
That's a question I'd like answered as well.

this isnt a threat folks its a what if

kinda like the what if i read last night

what if brand0n got knocked the fuck out at a convention

guys, life is filled with what ifs.

as ive clearly stated, and as ole joe clearly pointed out.. i wouldnt know where to start on something like that.

so.. i take it no one would find any of this funny?

me eather. sounds like a money hole 2 me.

ofcourse being knocked the fuck out dont sound to pleasent eather.

ill leave it at that. see ya @ tha zoo

pushpills 09-23-2005 01:17 PM

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and I thought serge butchered the english language....

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 01:36 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
and I thought serge butchered the english language....


will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 01:42 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

I think "will you please suck my cock for $500?" is better as it's more polite. One must have good manners at all times. :)

And just since we're on the subject...probably. :)

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 01:44 PM

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Morgan,
don't you think "please" AND $500 is an overkill?
;)

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 01:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
Morgan,
don't you think "please" AND $500 is an overkill?
;)

Believe it or not...I actually considered that.... :)

Since I was also considering selling a blowjob, I grasped at the only "ladylike" thing I had left...which was tossing in a "please." :)

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 01:47 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. .


do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 01:48 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Believe it or not...I actually considered that.... :)

Since I was also considering selling a blowjob, I grasped at the only "ladylike" thing I had left...which was tossing in a "please." :)


MG, from male's point of view the overkill might be considered as weakness, only leading to a higher price
:)

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 01:51 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
MG, from male's point of view the overkill might be considered as weakness, only leading to a higher price
:)

Hmmm...a point there. However, I think $500 is a fine price for a blowjob. OK, it's a helluva good price for a blowjob.

You know...there was a time in my life when discussing this would have seemed strange.... :blink:

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 01:55 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

Trev 09-23-2005 01:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

I do like the way they cover their bases! :)

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 02:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 02:21 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Hmmm...a point there. However, I think $500 is a fine price for a blowjob. OK, it's a helluva good price for a blowjob.

You know...there was a time in my life when discussing this would have seemed strange.... :blink:


this si something I have adopted from the stance of the USA Government:
I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
;)

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 02:37 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
this si something I have adopted from the stance of the USA Government:
I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
;)

Who's negotiating? :blink:

Geeze, I've got to get the only man in the world where "yes" to a blowjob is the WRONG ANSWER!!!! :p

You all may now mock Serge at will! :D

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 02:39 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 02:45 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

Geeze...I'm having the worst time in this thread....

No, Nick, you've got the gift going the in wrong direction. It would be the *relatives* sending a gift to thank the wacker for ridding them of the wackee.

It was fucking funny in my head but obviously lost something in the translation.

That's IT. I'm going to make my husband bring home take-out (that's "take away" for my crumpet and my cupcake) tonight as my ability to cope has obviously left town on the last bus. :mad:

JoesHO 09-23-2005 02:49 PM

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Some send pigs or horses instead of fish too... especially in the midwest they trade livestock for gifts quite often.

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 02:51 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
Some send pigs or horses instead of fish too... especially in the midwest they trade livestock for gifts quite often.

Now my head hurts.

Quite it, Joe. You're my sweetie, you're not supposed to make my head hurt. :)

JoesHO 09-23-2005 02:52 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
BTW Brandon is it true that you told a father that you were gonna rip his lungs out and show them to him right after you threw his new born baby off of a balcony and made him watch?

WOW you are a very scary person .

Dravyk 09-23-2005 03:02 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
BTW Brandon is it true that you told a father that you were gonna rip his lungs out and show them to him right after you threw his new born baby off of a balcony and made him watch?

WOW you are a very scary person .

Huh? :blink: :blink: :blink:

PornoDoggy 09-23-2005 03:08 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
And just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber ...

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 03:10 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Ummm...could we please get back to Serge's blowjob? This thread has taken a really nasty turn. :blink:

JoesHO 09-23-2005 03:13 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Huh? :blink: :blink: :blink:

yup this moron told a new father that he was arguing with ( on icq no less just to add to Brandons intelligence show he is putting on display here )

That he was gonna kick his ass a t a show, and he was gonna "I am gonna rip your lungs out and hand them to you, right after I throw that new baby of yours off the balcony for you to watch"

JR 09-23-2005 03:14 PM

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summing up Brandons existence with a few pics

http://www.mwnews.net/assets/images/...ash804-_4_.jpg

http://www.cranberryisles.com/photos....shipwreck.jpg

http://www.southmetro.org/images/pho...20wreck_01.jpg

http://www.tomuphoto.com/news/images/Train%20wreck.jpg

Dravyk 09-23-2005 03:16 PM

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Joe, he's giving Brad a run for his money as all-time keyboard warrior.

MorganGrayson 09-23-2005 03:16 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Well, I believe we've previously discussed what happens to certain personalities behind the safety of their computer.

Nickatilynx 09-23-2005 03:19 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Joe, he's giving Brad a run for his money as all-time keyboard warrior.

I have to defend Brad here ( its a first I know)

Brad actually makes a good living from it

JoesHO 09-23-2005 03:22 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
yeah I was even shocked that he would go that low. must of been high or something I guess

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

Dravyk 09-23-2005 03:23 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I have to defend Brad here ( its a first I know)

Brad actually makes a good living from it

Mmm. Got a point there.

Well, half a point (I have to be grudging, don't I? hehe)

Brad actually makes money.

But it's more from his outstanding employees than his making stupid posts.

In fact I'll give two "ups" to Brad. He makes money. And he hires good people.

And that's probably the only nice things I can think to ever say about the guy.

... Ok, let's get back to roasting idiots! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Winetalk.com 09-23-2005 03:23 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Ummm...could we please get back to Serge's blowjob? This thread has taken a really nasty turn. :blink:

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?
;)

Dravyk 09-23-2005 03:24 PM

Re: would YOU laugh if
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
yeah I was even shocked that he would go that low. must of been high or something I guess

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

Like Aeon? :blink:


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