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Old 09-10-2005   #1
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Default We have made our world too precise

and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.




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Old 09-10-2005   #2
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Default Re: We have made our world too precise

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and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.
It's the fucking programmers' fault!!
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Old 09-10-2005   #4
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and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.




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Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please?
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Old 09-10-2005   #5
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Dravyks right .. its still two weeks lol
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Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please?
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
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"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
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"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

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Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please?
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Old 09-10-2005   #11
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Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

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You need to watch The Matrix, to get that
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You need to watch The Matrix, to get that
Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago.
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Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago.
I need to find out what "The Outer Limits" is first...
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You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone
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You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone
Ah ok then, thanks mate.
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