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sarettah 09-10-2005 12:12 AM

We have made our world too precise
 
and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.

:blink:


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Dravyk 09-10-2005 03:57 AM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.

It's the fucking programmers' fault!! ;)

Nickatilynx 09-10-2005 10:04 AM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
ummmm bollocks!

:)

MorganGrayson 09-10-2005 02:48 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.

:blink:


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Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:

Newton 09-10-2005 04:06 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Dravyks right .. its still two weeks lol

XxXotic 09-10-2005 04:10 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:

"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

MorganGrayson 09-10-2005 04:15 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

Do not adjust the horizontal. Do not adjust the vertical....

:blink:

sarettah 09-10-2005 05:16 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:

Ring Ring...

You have reached the automated sarettah menu. Please listen closely to all options and then pick the option you want.

To leave a message for sarettah press 1.
To find out how much you owe sarettah press 2.
To send sarettah a payment via paypal press 3.
To send sarettah a payment via ach press 4.
To send sarettah a payment via bank transfer press 5.
To leave a custom compliment for sarettah press 6.
To leave a standard "way to go" compliment for sarettah press 7.
To tell sarettah he is the best press 8.
To let sarettah know he is a god among men press 9.
To repeat this menu press 0.


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MorganGrayson 09-10-2005 05:18 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Ring Ring...

You have reached the automated sarettah menu. Please listen closely to all options and then pick the option you want.

To leave a message for sarettah press 1.
To find out how much you owe sarettah press 2.
To send sarettah a payment via paypal press 3.
To send sarettah a payment via ach press 4.
To send sarettah a payment via bank transfer press 5.
To leave a custom compliment for sarettah press 6.
To leave a standard "way to go" compliment for sarettah press 7.
To tell sarettah he is the best press 8.
To let sarettah know he is a god among men press 9.
To repeat this menu press 0.


:blink:



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*pressing 9* :inlove:

Nickatilynx 09-10-2005 05:26 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

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Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

XxXotic 09-10-2005 05:40 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

using the same answering service as my cable co it seems :(

Trev 09-10-2005 06:47 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

Do not adjust the horizontal. Do not adjust the vertical....

:blink:

You need to watch The Matrix, to get that ;)

Dravyk 09-10-2005 07:02 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

A month later ...

"You have spent $434 at $98 per minute to Ilynx Industries Dialer ..."

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MorganGrayson 09-10-2005 10:28 PM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
You need to watch The Matrix, to get that ;)

Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago. :)

Trev 09-11-2005 04:35 AM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago. :)

I need to find out what "The Outer Limits" is first... :blink:

Newton 09-11-2005 10:07 AM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone

Trev 09-11-2005 11:20 AM

Re: We have made our world too precise
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone

Ah ok then, thanks mate. :)


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