Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )

Nickatilynx · 09-10-2005

Never EVER have a girl with fake boobs on the cover of your amateur paysite.

Trev · 09-10-2005

Matrix content is a no no for an amateur paysite as well

TheEnforcer · 09-10-2005

hahahahaha.. I love these tips!! :>))

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

I had to actually take a deep breath after reading this one. (The last one was bloody damned obvious, too!)

This one, however, gives me pause.

It means that somewhere out there is an "amateur" paysite with obvious pros (I mean that in the "model/stripper/whatever" sense, not prostitutes) on them.

This is up there with "no 35-year-old teen content."

Wow.

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

mmmmm boobs mmmmm

sorry Nick what did you say again ?

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

mmmmm boobs mmmmm

sorry Nick what did you say again ?

*giving Joe a pinch*

Pay 'ttention. Ya might be alearnin' somethin.'

LadyMischief · 09-10-2005

I love people who put 135 pound (maybe 5 pounds overweight for their frames) picture in "She's HUGE" galleries. Makes me laugh.

LadyMischief · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I had to actually take a deep breath after reading this one. (The last one was bloody damned obvious, too!)

This one, however, gives me pause.

It means that somewhere out there is an "amateur" paysite with obvious pros (I mean that in the "model/stripper/whatever" sense, not prostitutes) on them.

This is up there with "no 35-year-old teen content."

Wow.

Like how Gauge is on all the amateur sites as an "amateur"? haha I know what you mean.

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

I love people who put 135 pound (maybe 5 pounds overweight for their frames) picture in "She's HUGE" galleries. Makes me laugh.

I know what you mean, LM...only my reaction is a little more along the "burning anger" line.

Chicks like that will *not* interest a man with a "fat fetish." Not in the slightest. I actually knew a webmaster who had a true fat fetish. We were in an ICQ chat, and I typed something that had the words "naked" and "fat." (I forget what we were talking about, it was a very long time ago.) He typed back "please don't use 'fat' and 'naked' in the same sentence...I can't think." I used to happily torment him by typing FNFNFNFNFN at him in ICQ.

Note to the "old school kids": Anybody remember who that was?

Some linksites have created the category "plumper" to cover the models that aren't rail thin but aren't by any means fit for the "fat" category.

Newton · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Chicks like that will *not* interest a man with a "fat fetish." Not in the slightest. I actually knew a webmaster who had a true fat fetish. We were in an ICQ chat, and I typed something that had the words "naked" and "fat." (I forget what we were talking about, it was a very long time ago.) He typed back "please don't use 'fat' and 'naked' in the same sentence...I can't think." I used to happily torment him by typing FNFNFNFNFN at him in ICQ.

Note to the "old school kids": Anybody remember who that was?

Fur coat and a love of doughnuts?

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

I've always been a fan of the 90 year old "MILF'S"

Newton · 09-10-2005

A coffin dodger with fake boobs?

gonzo · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

Fur coat and a love of doughnuts?

No way. Fat chicks will want to eat your fucking donuts!

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

A coffin dodger with fake boobs?

Don't make me smack you, cupcake.

(Former pro wrestler who had to wear a hood when he worked, because without it...he looked 12.)

LadyMischief · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I know what you mean, LM...only my reaction is a little more along the "burning anger" line.

Chicks like that will *not* interest a man with a "fat fetish." Not in the slightest. I actually knew a webmaster who had a true fat fetish. We were in an ICQ chat, and I typed something that had the words "naked" and "fat." (I forget what we were talking about, it was a very long time ago.) He typed back "please don't use 'fat' and 'naked' in the same sentence...I can't think." I used to happily torment him by typing FNFNFNFNFN at him in ICQ.

Note to the "old school kids": Anybody remember who that was?

Some linksites have created the category "plumper" to cover the models that aren't rail thin but aren't by any means fit for the "fat" category.

Yeah..my hubby is really into the niche, and that's the thing, nobody who likes bbws will like those 135 pound 5 extra pound kind of girls.. They are wasting their own bandwidth to promote it taht way though, so it's their problem lol.

nlphoto · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I had to actually take a deep breath after reading this one. (The last one was bloody damned obvious, too!)

This one, however, gives me pause.

It means that somewhere out there is an "amateur" paysite with obvious pros (I mean that in the "model/stripper/whatever" sense, not prostitutes) on them.

This is up there with "no 35-year-old teen content."

Wow.

Heheh, I remember when the "teen branding" got so silly, that JohnIP put up a disclaimer on his "In Praise of Older Women" site that all models appearing on his site were "former teens"...

Sabby · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

I've always been a fan of the 90 year old "MILF'S"

I have a few years to go yet.

Sabby

Sabby · 09-10-2005

I just can not bring myself to admit to MILF status though. As a webmaster I know its a profitable niche... as a woman I just cant do it.

I tell everyone Im 27.

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

I just can not bring myself to admit to MILF status though. As a webmaster I know its a profitable niche... as a woman I just cant do it.

I tell everyone Im 27.

Sabby

Tell 'em whatever you want, Sabby. They'll just keep on cumming!

Sabby · 09-10-2005

The whole thing about MILFs is this:

A woman who is really a MILF would never admit to being a MILF. They keep themselves looking good in order to look YOUNGER than they really are.

Sabby

Nickatilynx · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

The whole thing about MILFs is this:

A woman who is really a MILF would never admit to being a MILF. They keep themselves looking good in order to look YOUNGER than they really are.

Sabby

Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Milf is a "mother I'd like to fuck"

Some mothers from what I've seen on CNN coverage of NO of mothers with babies are pretty fucking young. ( ooohhh dragged in a little socio-econmic politico humour there) ;-)))

Ok , I prolly wouldn't want to fuck them...but I digress.

Errrr also , you seem to be unfamilar with the term "cougar".

Most "cougars" are..

;-)))))

Sabby · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Milf is a "mother I'd like to fuck"

Some mothers from what I've seen on CNN coverage of NO of mothers with babies are pretty fucking young. ( ooohhh dragged in a little socio-econmic politico humour there) ;-)))

Ok , I prolly wouldn't want to fuck them...but I digress.

Errrr also , you seem to be unfamilar with the term "cougar".

Most "cougars" are..

;-)))))

Cougars are women in their 40's who like men in their 20's.

I am definately not a cougar. I am not 40 yet and men under 30 annoy me immensely.

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Milf is a "mother I'd like to fuck"

Some mothers from what I've seen on CNN coverage of NO of mothers with babies are pretty fucking young. ( ooohhh dragged in a little socio-econmic politico humour there) ;-)))

Ok , I prolly wouldn't want to fuck them...but I digress.

Errrr also , you seem to be unfamilar with the term "cougar".

Most "cougars" are..

;-)))))

OK. I'll ask. WTFs a "cougar"?

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Cougars are women in their 40's who like men in their 20's.

I am definately not a cougar. I am not 40 yet and men under 30 annoy me immensely.

Sabby

I love these "posting at the same time" happenings, Sabby. Thanks for defining that.

I personally like men in their 20's. They're really good for doing yardwork.

That's about it, though....

Nickatilynx · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Cougars are women in their 40's who like men in their 20's.

I am definately not a cougar. I am not 40 yet and men under 30 annoy me immensely.

Sabby

Hmmm we really must have dinner...

FUCK!!! ( slaps himself!!)

/ Nick , that way lies madness!!!!!!!!Gets you into more trouble than booze EVER did!!!

;-))))

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

Sabby you are HOT, but you are dfinatly a milf now LOL dont slap me . it was a compliment

cause no matter what a woman as close to 40 as you are tat looks as good as you do sould be very proud.

Sabby · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Sabby you are HOT, but you are dfinatly a milf now LOL dont slap me . it was a compliment

cause no matter what a woman as close to 40 as you are tat looks as good as you do sould be very proud.

I am NOT close to 40!!

I am not even 35 yet.

Sabby

Sabby · 09-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Hmmm we really must have dinner...

FUCK!!! ( slaps himself!!)

/ Nick , that way lies madness!!!!!!!!Gets you into more trouble than booze EVER did!!!

;-))))

You scare me, Nick!

Sabby

09-10-2005	#1
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) Never EVER have a girl with fake boobs on the cover of your amateur paysite.

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Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) Matrix content is a no no for an amateur paysite as well __________________ Sucks to be you.

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TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) hahahahaha.. I love these tips!! :>))

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) I had to actually take a deep breath after reading this one. (The last one was bloody damned obvious, too!) This one, however, gives me pause. It means that somewhere out there is an "amateur" paysite with obvious pros (I mean that in the "model/stripper/whatever" sense, not prostitutes) on them. This is up there with "no 35-year-old teen content." Wow.

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JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) mmmmm boobs mmmmm sorry Nick what did you say again ? __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

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LadyMischief I like it squishy and wierd. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 942	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) I love people who put 135 pound (maybe 5 pounds overweight for their frames) picture in "She's HUGE" galleries. Makes me laugh. __________________ Affiliate Marketing Manager - Homegrowncash www.homegrowncash.com

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XxXotic Cheese is the DEVIL! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Wit Yo baby's momma Posts: 291	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) I've always been a fan of the 90 year old "MILF'S" __________________ Please Donate to the Red Cross Katrina Crushed Louisiana Not Home Right Now, Please Leave A Message

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Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in ) I just can not bring myself to admit to MILF status though. As a webmaster I know its a profitable niche... as a woman I just cant do it. I tell everyone Im 27. Sabby