Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )
 

Never EVER have a girl with fake boobs on the cover of your amateur paysite.

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Matrix content is a no no for an amateur paysite as well :unsure:

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hahahahaha.. I love these tips!! :>))

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I had to actually take a deep breath after reading this one. (The last one was bloody damned obvious, too!)

This one, however, gives me pause.

It means that somewhere out there is an "amateur" paysite with obvious pros (I mean that in the "model/stripper/whatever" sense, not prostitutes) on them.

This is up there with "no 35-year-old teen content."

Wow. :blink:

Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )
 

mmmmm boobs mmmmm

sorry Nick what did you say again ?

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*giving Joe a pinch*

Pay 'ttention. Ya might be alearnin' somethin.' :lol:

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I love people who put 135 pound (maybe 5 pounds overweight for their frames) picture in "She's HUGE" galleries. Makes me laugh.

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Like how Gauge is on all the amateur sites as an "amateur"? haha I know what you mean.

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I know what you mean, LM...only my reaction is a little more along the "burning anger" line. :)

Chicks like that will *not* interest a man with a "fat fetish." Not in the slightest. I actually knew a webmaster who had a true fat fetish. We were in an ICQ chat, and I typed something that had the words "naked" and "fat." (I forget what we were talking about, it was a very long time ago.) He typed back "please don't use 'fat' and 'naked' in the same sentence...I can't think." I used to happily torment him by typing FNFNFNFNFN at him in ICQ. :D

Note to the "old school kids": Anybody remember who that was? :)

Some linksites have created the category "plumper" to cover the models that aren't rail thin but aren't by any means fit for the "fat" category.

Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )
 

Fur coat and a love of doughnuts?

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I've always been a fan of the 90 year old "MILF'S" :D

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A coffin dodger with fake boobs? :blink:

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No way. Fat chicks will want to eat your fucking donuts!

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Don't make me smack you, cupcake. :p :inlove:

(Former pro wrestler who had to wear a hood when he worked, because without it...he looked 12.) :)

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Yeah..my hubby is really into the niche, and that's the thing, nobody who likes bbws will like those 135 pound 5 extra pound kind of girls.. They are wasting their own bandwidth to promote it taht way though, so it's their problem lol.

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Heheh, I remember when the "teen branding" got so silly, that JohnIP put up a disclaimer on his "In Praise of Older Women" site that all models appearing on his site were "former teens"... :)

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I have a few years to go yet.


Sabby:)

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I just can not bring myself to admit to MILF status though. As a webmaster I know its a profitable niche... as a woman I just cant do it.

I tell everyone Im 27.


Sabby:)

Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )
 

Tell 'em whatever you want, Sabby. They'll just keep on cumming! :okthumb:

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The whole thing about MILFs is this:

A woman who is really a MILF would never admit to being a MILF. They keep themselves looking good in order to look YOUNGER than they really are.


Sabby:)

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Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Milf is a "mother I'd like to fuck"

Some mothers from what I've seen on CNN coverage of NO of mothers with babies are pretty fucking young. ( ooohhh dragged in a little socio-econmic politico humour there) ;-)))

Ok , I prolly wouldn't want to fuck them...but I digress.

Errrr also , you seem to be unfamilar with the term "cougar".

Most "cougars" are..


;-)))))

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Cougars are women in their 40's who like men in their 20's.

I am definately not a cougar. I am not 40 yet and men under 30 annoy me immensely.


Sabby:)

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OK. I'll ask. WTFs a "cougar"?

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I love these "posting at the same time" happenings, Sabby. Thanks for defining that. :)

I personally like men in their 20's. They're really good for doing yardwork. :)

That's about it, though....

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Hmmm we really must have dinner...


FUCK!!! ( slaps himself!!)

/ Nick , that way lies madness!!!!!!!!Gets you into more trouble than booze EVER did!!!

;-))))

Re: Crazy Nicks Bloody Obvious Tip ( Saturday -pls join in )
 

Sabby you are HOT, but you are dfinatly a milf now LOL dont slap me . it was a compliment

cause no matter what a woman as close to 40 as you are tat looks as good as you do sould be very proud.

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I am NOT close to 40!!

I am not even 35 yet.


Sabby:)

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You scare me, Nick!


Sabby:)