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Old 05-07-2005   #51
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I have another funny Dad/Daughter story...

When I was in grade 12 I was visiting my Aunt and their cat had had kittens and they were ready to find homes for them. They were so cute so I called home and said I was bringing one home with me.

Dad said "No way are you bringing that cat home... you probably going to move out at the end of this year and your going to leave that damn cat here and Im going to be stuck with the damn thing".

I said "No, if I move out I will take the cat with me for sure". He said "No way in hell".

I brought the cat home.

He said "Take that damn cat back where it came from"

I said "Hmmmm... now that I think about it... having a baby would be even better... they are even way MORE cute than cats".

The cat stayed.

Then at the end of the year I moved away to the city with my friends.

The cat stayed.

I gave him to my little brother.

A few years later my brother moved away.

The cat stayed.

A few years after that my mom and him divorced and she moved out.

The cat stayed.

It was just him and the cat.

6 months ago at age 15... the cat died.

Dad was absolutely devastated. He LOVED that cat!!!



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Or that cat was a jinx!!! LOL

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I have another funny Dad/Daughter story...

When I was in grade 12 I was visiting my Aunt and their cat had had kittens and they were ready to find homes for them. They were so cute so I called home and said I was bringing one home with me.

Dad said "No way are you bringing that cat home... you probably going to move out at the end of this year and your going to leave that damn cat here and Im going to be stuck with the damn thing".

I said "No, if I move out I will take the cat with me for sure". He said "No way in hell".

I brought the cat home.

He said "Take that damn cat back where it came from"

I said "Hmmmm... now that I think about it... having a baby would be even better... they are even way MORE cute than cats".

The cat stayed.

Then at the end of the year I moved away to the city with my friends.

The cat stayed.

I gave him to my little brother.

A few years later my brother moved away.

The cat stayed.

A few years after that my mom and him divorced and she moved out.

The cat stayed.

It was just him and the cat.

6 months ago at age 15... the cat died.

Dad was absolutely devastated. He LOVED that cat!!!



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""" Play your music non stop on the drive in the RV on your trip you have planned this summer. My dad also did that to me on our family vactaion from hell when I was 13. """"

All ready threatened that!!! LOL

She knows my tricks lol....She knows I grounded her for the days when...
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2.) she is going to have her nails done
3.) she is playing hockey.

Therefore her friends couldn't have come round or vice-versa ;-)))

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