For a week because Eric Clapton was playing on TV and she said "Who is that old lame guy playing guitar"

I said..."Whaaaaaat!"

:)

She has also been grounded for saying "Ray Charles sucks"

And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

For shame.... I think she should have to listen to Minibon's mexican cantina music for a week nonstop as part of the punishment.

She will be the death of you.

hahaha

Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL

Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL [/b][/quote]
I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:

I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink: [/b][/quote]
Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-)

Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-) [/b][/quote]
So you're saying she's going to be a Holy Sister of the Ilynx order :D

Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-) [/b][/quote]
I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy.

She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it.

She can date in her 40s. :)

I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy.

She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it. [/b][/quote]
Thats one event I would pay to see :yowsa:

yeah right

she'll cry, you'll feel bad, lift the grounding... and buy her another poney

Fuck...he's right :(

LOL....

You know you are rich when :

Your 12 yr old daughter has a matching LV Handbag and wallet.

;-))

Wow, Eric Clapton is still alive?

You're grounded too.

I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.

Great stuff!

Funny...very very funny...

you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50

Coitus interuptus. :)


Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial...

Funny...very very funny...

you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50

Coitus interuptus. :)


Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial... [/b][/quote]
Those goddamn blackberry phones, they can be programmed to turn off and turn on. Neat, eh? <<<< The eh for CC!

Who is Eric clapton? and what company does he work for?

CAn you tell me where to buy that CD? Nick says they dont have it up there...so Ill take him one.

Wish I had a blackberry.... :(




Mind you I'd probably break it and end up frisbeeing it...

It's times like this I ask myself

What would Sid Vicious do if he were here now?

Your kid will grow up to appreciate good music!! :) A very important thing for a person to have!

On another note if I ever became a father I swear if I had a daughter she would hate me for life cause I can't imagine me being remotely nice to any of her boyfriends. <_< I'm a very laid back person but I think that would turn me into a major league asshole.

I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink: [/b][/quote]
She's twelve, right?

What makes you think "start" is the correct tense?

A friend of mine was nearly fired from a job in a record store for yelling at a young lady returning a copy of The Who's "Tommy".

She demanded the original - you know, with Tina Turner ... :angry:

now THATS sad.... he was totally justified! :rokk:

now THATS sad.... he was totally justified! :rokk: [/b][/quote]
Hope I die before I get old...

She's twelve, right?

What makes you think "start" is the correct tense? [/b][/quote]
hmm. you're right, I should have said:

I can't wait till you find out she's dating :)

hmm. you're right, I should have said:

I can't wait till you find out she's dating :) [/b][/quote]
Remember you two BITCHES I have killed before!!!!!

































I used to be a cook , accidently poisoned some customers :)

I wouldn't worry, Nick. My experience with daughters suggests that there is only an 89% chance that the apple will exceed the sort of highjinx and trouble that the tree got into, and only a 88% chance they will do it a few years earlier ...

Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll

whoa there... don't lay it all on McCartney...
after all look at the road Phil Collins took Genesis... B)

and the Lamb lies down
On Broadway



B)

Er ... hate to be the one to tell ya (right, sure), but ...

You're too fucking late!! :)

Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol:

Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll [/b][/quote]
I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ...

Er ... hate to be the one to tell ya (right, sure), but ...

You're too fucking late!! :)

Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol: [/b][/quote]
I believe we are EXACTLY the same age , beeeeeeyotch!!!!

And you fucking look it!!!!

;-)))

I believe we are EXACTLY the same age , beeeeeeyotch!!!!

And you fucking look it!!!!

;-))) [/b][/quote]
Shhhhhhhhh!!! :ph34r:

I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ... [/b][/quote]
Close... but not McCartney. That was Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
"Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..."

Close... but not McCartney. That was Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
"Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..." [/b][/quote]
Oh, my.

It was meant as a poke at the silly notion that the demise of rock 'n roll was something other than greatly exaggerated.

The fact that you think I could possibly confuse Zappa with McCartney .... I don't quite know how to react to that.

I mean ... I got in trouble for drowning out my little sister's fucking "1910 Fruit Gum Company" single with "Cruising With Ruben & The Jets".

There's a lot about the 60s (and the 70s and the 80s and the 90s) that I don't remember - but to confuse Frank with Lennon's lesser half is beyond burnout ... it's faded away.

Yeah just let me know when you can dance (or fuck) to any song on Sargent Peppers

Try getting an erection with Lucy in the Sky playing in the background, well at least if you're hetero. The only thing that song is good for is illicit drug usage

and therein lies the demise of Rock-n-Roll in the 60's - See Don McClean's "American Pie" for a more detailed version


Only to be resurrected by the Ramones and then a bunch of fun loving hair bands (who no one including themselves took seriously)




Edited to add- yes I realize the Beatles were extremely talented and made huge contributions to the world of music - just none I could enjoy
With the notable exception of being the first band I ever heard use distortion ono purpose (Back in the U.S.S.R.)

Thats one event I would pay to see :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
why pay, be the date!;) LOL

You've had this kid around for 12 years and still don't know how to translate
what she says into english? It's impossible for a 12 year old to say of any
music mom or dad is listening to "hey, that's cool, who is it?"
The key phrase she said was "who is that?"
When you're 12, if you (very secretly) like whatever your parents are
listening to and want to know who it is, you can't admit that out loud.
You saying something like who "so who's that lame geezer?".
Then when you are sure no one is around you download the song and listen to it.
You fuckers ARE old when you forget how to translate teenageese.

why pay, be the date!;) LOL [/b][/quote]
Oh hell yeah!!!



Like I really hate life that much :lol:

My dad used to make my dates do work for him before we were allowed to even leave the house.

He actually renovated his entire house one summer with slave labor of my boyfriends!!!

I think he had more fun with my dates than I did.

LOL.

Here's a great idea for punishment. Play your music non stop on the drive in the RV on your trip you have planned this summer. My dad also did that to me on our family vactaion from hell when I was 13. But then I upped the stakes and sulked the entire trip and refused to speak to him the whole time.


Sabby:)

:blink:

:blink: [/b][/quote]
Drywalling.


Sabby:)

Drywalling.


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
Oh thank fuck for that...


So do you like a dry wall :yowsa:

""" Play your music non stop on the drive in the RV on your trip you have planned this summer. My dad also did that to me on our family vactaion from hell when I was 13. """"

All ready threatened that!!! LOL

She knows my tricks lol....She knows I grounded her for the days when...
1.) she is going to have her hair done
2.) she is going to have her nails done
3.) she is playing hockey.

Therefore her friends couldn't have come round or vice-versa ;-)))

I'm am a pussycat of a Dad :)

Oh thank fuck for that...


So do you like a dry wall :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Actually I think some of them had more fun with him as well.

He is an auto mechanic and would help them fix their cars too.

One boy came to my house one day after we had broken up. I said "What the fuck are you doing here, I do not want to talk to you anymore"

He said "Great, I dont want to talk to you either, I just came here to see your Dad".

"Daddy!!! You are not allowed to talk to this boy anymore!!!"

LOL.


Sabby:)

I went road trips of country music hell. To this day country music makes me have motion sickness.

These days I mostly listen to trance, dance, and house.

For oldies I'll do Nina Hagen, The Plasmatics, Grace Jones, Marianne Faithful, never really cared for rock and roll.

Rock and roll is folk music.

Folks play it.

Some folks like it. Others don't. Some like dis and don't like dat.

The reason I seldom read "literature" about rock is because the authors take the subject (and, usually, themselves) way too damned seriously.

I really wan't that impressed with much of anything the Beatles did after Rubber Soul. About the same time of Sgt. Pepper I discovered the Mothers, the Doors, the Dead, Airplane, Zepplin, Fleetwood Mac before they let the girls in, and the blues. Have always been as much a folk fan as a rock fan, so the so-called country rock was a natural for me, and got interested in bluegrass on account of the Dirt Band.

In order to piss off my father all I had to do is grow hair. In a lame (and failed) attempt to piss me off, my oldest daughter and her boyfriend cut off half her hair and dyed the rest of it purple. Tried to freak me out with punk rock, I hit her with Velvet Underground. Tried to get to me with rap, I hit her with The Last Poets.

Like the man said,

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.

Oh ... and by the way. At the time of Sgt. Peppers I could fuck to it. I could also fuck to Elvis (before the Army, at least), Frank and Deano, Motown, a dripping faucet, the sound of windshield wipers (vacuum powered, of course), the first Sesame Street album (only once, while she was babysitting her sister), or the sounds of silence - either literal, or the song.