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Nick and I are looking to hire several positions over the next few weeks as we begin to flex some of the new projects we've had in development.
The first position is a very crucial one.
We are looking for someone to be the full time caretaker of oprano.
This person would would resume the original responsibilities that mike and serge hired me for.
Day to day board whoring, working with our crack team of moderators, the care and feeding of the bot family.....spam and sig.....
Really there is more responsibilites here than I can list. Suffice to say this is a key position with the family.
So to start off please send a resume/essay to gonzo@oprano.com along with your salary requirements.
This is a serious solicitation for applicants. My consulting job takes up at least 40 hours a week.
Nick is very busy with his projects as well. We need some help!
If you have any questions feel free to respond in this thread or private in email.
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Originally posted by DrGuile@Apr 7 2005, 05:00 PM shouldnt that be "Fill my fur coat"?
Good Dr. has someone replaced your brain?
You have been on fire wth the jokes!!!
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hmmmmmm
this will be very interesting to see who takes on this job ....
its a big call .... is anyone within family really going to have time for this?
and if not, are you going to get someone like juicy or some other reject from some other board who needs a job?!
Originally posted by cj@Apr 7 2005, 03:32 PM hmmmmmm
this will be very interesting to see who takes on this job ....
its a big call .... is anyone within family really going to have time for this?
and if not, are you going to get someone like juicy or some other reject from some other board who needs a job?!
Originally posted by Urban Legends Video@Apr 9 2005, 08:01 PM Any interst in someone who runs a board with 28,000 members and 425,000 posts over the last 4+ years?
send your info and we will talk.
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Originally posted by cj@Apr 7 2005, 03:32 PM hmmmmmm
this will be very interesting to see who takes on this job ....
its a big call .... is anyone within family really going to have time for this?
and if not, are you going to get someone like juicy or some other reject from some other board who needs a job?!
i'm scared
the smartest thing Nick and Gonzo could do would be to hire Juicy. He's popular, maybe not among Nick, but people like him, and he's 100 users in himself
He may post a lot of bullshit, but he could also probably post a lot of biz-related stuff if he set his mind to it.
Just a quick update on this job opening... we are still taking applicants.
Those of you that have already responded...thanks! We are looking over the field of candidates now.
I wanted to clarify what we are looking for in this slot.
We are looking for more of a person in a marketing position.... that is to bring even more new blood to Oprano. This isnt an easy job as this is not an easy community to be put in charge of.....
We are getting some applicants that might htink we are looking for a techincal person. Technick already is the evil overseer of the Oprano properties.... this is more of "personality" type position.
We've also got a few applications from people that have just joined or have never posted. Its going to be tough to consider folks that are unknown to be the HNIC of Oprano. The community is tough and savvy and it would be a major challenge.
Nick and I are reviewing the folks we have now and before we head into conclave we would like to look at anyone that has an interest.
Can you fill the fur coat? If you think so we want to hear from you!
Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 13 2005, 11:35 AM We've also got a few applications from people that have just joined or have never posted. Its going to be tough to consider folks that are unknown to be the HNIC of Oprano. The community is tough and savvy and it would be a major challenge.
Can you fill the fur coat? If you think so we want to hear from you!
Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 13 2005, 02:35 PM Just a quick update on this job opening... we are still taking applicants.
Those of you that have already responded...thanks! We are looking over the field of candidates now.
I wanted to clarify what we are looking for in this slot.
We are looking for more of a person in a marketing position.... that is to bring even more new blood to Oprano. This isnt an easy job as this is not an easy community to be put in charge of.....
We are getting some applicants that might htink we are looking for a techincal person. Technick already is the evil overseer of the Oprano properties.... this is more of "personality" type position.
We've also got a few applications from people that have just joined or have never posted. Its going to be tough to consider folks that are unknown to be the HNIC of Oprano. The community is tough and savvy and it would be a major challenge.
Nick and I are reviewing the folks we have now and before we head into conclave we would like to look at anyone that has an interest.
Can you fill the fur coat? If you think so we want to hear from you!
Originally posted by LeeNoga@Apr 14 2005, 03:48 PM Gawd, I cannot think of a person...gonna be a tough fill fer' sure, but you will figure it out :-))
Someone will fall out of the sky. We are talking to several people right now... many of which are excellent in their own rights. Running this resource on a day to day basis isnt as easy as it looks.
Its not a techy position as one would think.
Its not a post whore position.
Its a bartender type postion ... you have to know how to consistanly mix the drink to suit everyones tase and the be the straw that stirs the drink.
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Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Apr 14 2005, 12:08 AM Bring in someone who knows something about them TGP things, so we can pick their ass apart and run 'em off.
I thought that was my job :P
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To bad I got your unedited version isn't it? You are really fucking with someone that is in no mood for some ambush bullshit. Post and then edit it so it looks good, damn you are 2 for 2 now please just...
Originally posted by kre8t0r@Apr 18 2005, 12:51 AM To bad I got your unedited version isn't it? You are really fucking with someone that is in no mood for some ambush bullshit. Post and then edit it so it looks good, damn you are 2 for 2 now please just...
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