Nick and I are looking to hire several positions over the next few weeks as we begin to flex some of the new projects we've had in development.

The first position is a very crucial one.
We are looking for someone to be the full time caretaker of oprano.

This person would would resume the original responsibilities that mike and serge hired me for.
Day to day board whoring, working with our crack team of moderators, the care and feeding of the bot family.....spam and sig.....

Really there is more responsibilites here than I can list. Suffice to say this is a key position with the family.

So to start off please send a resume/essay to gonzo@oprano.com along with your salary requirements.

This is a serious solicitation for applicants. My consulting job takes up at least 40 hours a week.
Nick is very busy with his projects as well. We need some help!

If you have any questions feel free to respond in this thread or private in email.

Best of luck in your search.


Steady :rokk: "Hook-Em-Horns"

shouldnt that be "Fill my fur coat"?

Good Dr. has someone replaced your brain?

You have been on fire wth the jokes!!!

I'd apply for the job; but, I am NOT wearing that coat....

So... what.. your like a size 9?

""""Nick is very busy with his projects as well"""""

Makes me sound like a slum landlord...


hmmmm good idea :)

hmmmmmm
this will be very interesting to see who takes on this job ....
its a big call .... is anyone within family really going to have time for this?

and if not, are you going to get someone like juicy or some other reject from some other board who needs a job?! :unsure:

i'm scared

No rejects...

No rejects... [/b][/quote]
To coin a handle on here....

NOGFYERS

If we cant find a fit Nick and I will continue to work over over time.

Coat not included in the gig either.

9 1/2 there homesick boy hahaha

I just heard in the car that Depeche Mode is back in the studio after 4 years. So cheer up!

Good Dr. has someone replaced your brain?

You have been on fire wth the jokes!!! [/b][/quote]
I stole the Mike Vick joke ;)



edit: from an american, of course :)

I stole the Mike Vick joke ;) [/b][/quote]
Steal?

You borrowed it :)

To coin a handle on here....

NOGFYERS

If we cant find a fit Nick and I will continue to work over over time.

Coat not included in the gig either. [/b][/quote]


Someone with a sense of humor.


Please

NOgfyers

Its a tall order to fill that role and it will most certainly be interesting in the forthcoming months, good luck finding someone guys :)

Any interst in someone who runs a board with 28,000 members and 425,000 posts over the last 4+ years?

send your info and we will talk.

Just a bump for this thread.... Trev is working for us in skunk works but we still are looking for a coat filler.

I am probably the only one here that could physically fill that coat...but I am taken :)

Its quite snug on me... keep that black finger nail poaish away from it hahaha.
It was in the bag next to you 2 years ago in the Camz suite.

Its quite snug on me... keep that black finger nail poaish away from it hahaha.
It was in the bag next to you 2 years ago in the Camz suite. [/b][/quote]
now I am insulted...hon, feel free to pull it out whenever you are near me ;)

Sarah!!!

great seeing you here again :)

the smartest thing Nick and Gonzo could do would be to hire Juicy. He's popular, maybe not among Nick, but people like him, and he's 100 users in himself :)

He may post a lot of bullshit, but he could also probably post a lot of biz-related stuff if he set his mind to it.

the smartest thing Nick and Gonzo could do would be to hire Juicy. He's popular, maybe not among Nick, but people like him, and he's 100 users in himself :)

He may post a lot of bullshit, but he could also probably post a lot of biz-related stuff if he set his mind to it. [/b][/quote]
Posting bullshit is what keeps him trapped on GFY.

A popularity contest....Oprano aint.
But then I've never been accused of being too smart either.

Im going to get my asbestos to get the screen ready for Nick's response.

I actually have no real problem with Juicy.

I've even done a smidgin of business with him in the past and chatted with him , nice and smart enough guy IMHO

My only problem was over fuckinfired and over fighting with my good friend Joesho.

But that is all worked out and is water under the bridge.

thank you :)

sarah!!! good to see you!!!!!

how are things going?

don't be a stranger ;-)

the smartest thing Nick and Gonzo could do would be to hire Juicy. He's popular, maybe not among Nick, but people like him, and he's 100 users in himself :)

He may post a lot of bullshit, but he could also probably post a lot of biz-related stuff if he set his mind to it. [/b][/quote]
change the second word to 'dumbest' and you would be 100% accurate

Juicy is a dickhead.

he has absolutley NOTHING of value to add to this community.

he was given a chance here to work with Oprano (why i'll never understand) and he not only fucked up, he did it to create the maximum exposure for himself and financial loss to his partner.

I can't believe i'm even posting an explanation for why that is a stupid idea :rolleyes:

change the second word to 'dumbest' and you would be 100% accurate

Juicy is a dickhead.

he has absolutley NOTHING of value to add to this community.

he was given a chance here to work with Oprano (why i'll never understand) and he not only fucked up, he did it to create the maximum exposure for himself and financial loss to his partner.

I can't believe i'm even posting an explanation for why that is a stupid idea :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Yes, but he is a damned good looking guy.

If you dont believe it, just ask him.

Well that's what his mom keeps telling him...


That and the he's "special"

:agrin:

Just a quick update on this job opening... we are still taking applicants.
Those of you that have already responded...thanks! We are looking over the field of candidates now.

I wanted to clarify what we are looking for in this slot.
We are looking for more of a person in a marketing position.... that is to bring even more new blood to Oprano. This isnt an easy job as this is not an easy community to be put in charge of.....

We are getting some applicants that might htink we are looking for a techincal person. Technick already is the evil overseer of the Oprano properties.... this is more of "personality" type position.

We've also got a few applications from people that have just joined or have never posted. Its going to be tough to consider folks that are unknown to be the HNIC of Oprano. The community is tough and savvy and it would be a major challenge.

Nick and I are reviewing the folks we have now and before we head into conclave we would like to look at anyone that has an interest.

Can you fill the fur coat? If you think so we want to hear from you!

gonzo@oprano.com

I guess thats a no :D

Bring in someone who knows something about them TGP things, so we can pick their ass apart and run 'em off.

Gawd, I cannot think of a person...gonna be a tough fill fer' sure, but you will figure it out :-))

Someone will fall out of the sky. We are talking to several people right now... many of which are excellent in their own rights. Running this resource on a day to day basis isnt as easy as it looks.

Its not a techy position as one would think.

Its not a post whore position.

Its a bartender type postion ... you have to know how to consistanly mix the drink to suit everyones tase and the be the straw that stirs the drink.

I thought that was my job :P

Oh NO.......YOU ain't gettin' control of another board........

Oh NO.......YOU ain't gettin' control of another board........ [/b][/quote]
Not to worry. I'm not even up for consideration. My dance card is filled.

Yup... Hard to find someone that could do that huh? <_<

I bet we're talking 15 maybe 20 minutes for you to think of that...

I bet we're talking 15 maybe 20 minutes for you to think of that... [/b][/quote]
It's over your head man... The few it was meant for know what I am talking about. No need for the instant insult but I guess that's how things should be run. Everyone wants a GFY...

It's over your head man... The few it was meant for know what I am talking about. No need for the instant insult but I guess that's how things should be run. Everyone wants a GFY... [/b][/quote]
No one wants a GFY here!!

Might have caught it wrong I don't know, if I did then I apologise!

There we go, now that's the way to make members happy! If I was wrong fuckit your still an asshole... class bro real class.

Like I said the first time, which I guess wasn't good enough for you. This wasn't meant for you so please just move along...

To bad I got your unedited version isn't it? You are really fucking with someone that is in no mood for some ambush bullshit. Post and then edit it so it looks good, damn you are 2 for 2 now please just...

http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/temp/stfu.jpg

M'kay! I've never denied being an asshole!

Weekend release... fan-fucking-tastic fuckwits like you out and about!

Weekend release... fan-fucking-tastic fuckwits like you out and about! [/b][/quote]
Weekend release???? Listen dipshit I am by FAR not a weekend warrior!! Ask your fucking bosses. I will say it again slow for you.... This was meant for others not you . Was that slow enough this time?


Fuck don't you have a comic book to read or something?

You are an ace at dealing with a message board community, keep up the good work.. :bwave:

Weekend release???? Listen dipshit I am by FAR not a weekend warrior!! Ask your fucking bosses. I will say it again slow for you.... This was meant for others not you . Was that slow enough this time?


Fuck don't you have a comic book to read or something?

You are an ace at dealing with a message board community, keep up the good work.. :bwave: [/b][/quote]
Hmmm lemme see, so you've done radio, all the boards and a whole heap of shit and I'm meant to back down to you why?

Hmmm lemme see, so you've done radio, all the boards and a whole heap of shit and I'm meant to back down to you why? [/b][/quote]
Fuckit!

I quoted myself because I'm ashamed I posted it!

I'll take all the asshole and dipshits you want to throw and still think your a complete fucktard!

I aint here to be the good little poster! A spade is a spade in my eyes and damn if you aint a dick!