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Old 02-09-2005   #1
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I need ideas. I want to develop some new desktop apps, just because.

So, what kind of desktop utilities are you looking for ?

What is your dream little program that you wish you could get someone to put together ?

Same thing server side..

What little script do you want to see that you haven't been able to find ?

If you were in charge of the world, what would you have your server be able to do for you ?

I currently have desktop code laying around for image manipulation, disk organization, automated ftp routines, encryption, automated rss feeds, forum parsing all sorts of shit and I am trying to come up with the best ways to use it At the same time, I am porting a lot of it to php for server side stuff

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What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...

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i would like a reliable counter with detailed stats with an easy-on-the-eye layout, preferably in anything except for javascript

a simple gallery rotation script with a few basic tools

and i cant think of anything else right now, lol but i'm always looking for simple progs that make my life easier


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What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...
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What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.
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Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.
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hit me up on icq (in sig) got a few ideas I give you that I haven't had time to work on.
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I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
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hit me up on icq (in sig) got a few ideas I give you that I haven't had time to work on.
Thanx Jerry, I will, but it will probably be a while. I am on the laptop and don't run my icq across the wireless. When I am downstairs I will fire up icq and add you
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I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
I think there is a patent on that already
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I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
I'd like a barbed wire catheter for my slave - I think he might like that as part of his CBT sessions
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Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.
Me lead him astray - hehe of course I did. He was sweet and innocent when we first met
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How about a program that will zap a programmer with Taser-like quantities of electricity whenever they tell a lie about an estimated completion date?
Programmers don't ever lie about estimates... That's why we call them ESTIMATES...
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