I need ideas. I want to develop some new desktop apps, just because.

So, what kind of desktop utilities are you looking for ?

What is your dream little program that you wish you could get someone to put together ?

Same thing server side..

What little script do you want to see that you haven't been able to find ?

If you were in charge of the world, what would you have your server be able to do for you ?

I currently have desktop code laying around for image manipulation, disk organization, automated ftp routines, encryption, automated rss feeds, forum parsing :) all sorts of shit and I am trying to come up with the best ways to use it :) At the same time, I am porting a lot of it to php for server side stuff

Thanx in advance :)

What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...

:)

i would like a reliable counter with detailed stats with an easy-on-the-eye layout, preferably in anything except for javascript

a simple gallery rotation script with a few basic tools

and i cant think of anything else right now, lol but i'm always looking for simple progs that make my life easier


automation is key

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And you can see them all and much more for just $4.95 and blah blah blah :)

Stepford Scripts ?? :blink:

thanx

Stepford Scripts ?? :blink: [/b][/quote]
You couldn't begin to imagine how far my wife has led me astray - admittedly she didn't have to drag me :lol:

Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.

sarettah,

hit me up on icq (in sig) got a few ideas I give you that I haven't had time to work on.

I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.

Thanx Jerry, I will, but it will probably be a while. I am on the laptop and don't run my icq across the wireless. When I am downstairs I will fire up icq and add you :)

I think there is a patent on that already :(

I'd like a barbed wire catheter for my slave - I think he might like that as part of his CBT sessions :)

Me lead him astray - hehe of course I did. He was sweet and innocent when we first met :rolleyes:

Me lead him astray - hehe of course I did. He was sweet and innocent when we first met :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
I really had her fooled didn't I? B)

I think there is a patent on that already :( [/b][/quote]
How about a program that will zap a programmer with Taser-like quantities of electricity whenever they tell a lie about an estimated completion date?

Programmers don't ever lie about estimates... That's why we call them ESTIMATES... :nyanya: