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Old 01-08-2005   #1
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My new years resolution for my girlfriend is for her to make a better attempt to swallow. She was giving me head, I was blowing my load, and she gaged and threw up on my crotch. It was hillarious......well after I took a shower.


She's a great girl, very nice sex and butt sex, just not so great with the swallowing. It was fucking funny though.
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maybe you should rent a male stripper and show her the right way to swallow?
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....the male stripper would perform on ME?
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pushpills, you should start watching the Ali G show and get sex advise from Borat
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I agree. After all if it's YOUR resolution that SHE should swallow, then by all means you should have to show her how you want her to do it first.



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OK, YOU I am going to fly to SF just so I can see! I can't believe I missed seeing you at at another show

There was a near miss - I was outside talking to KC at the Cristal party, he said you were inside so I ran in there, walked around and told KC if you were there, you had changed. He checked for me - you were gone

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IF you feel insecure about showing her how it is done by doing it to another man then maybe you could preform it on your pet dog and if you don't have a pet dog then maybe you could make a visit to your local animal shelter and show a little love to your four legged friends.

Personally I think some guy asking me to swallow is like asking me if he could blow his nose in my month.
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Personally I think some guy asking me to swallow is like asking me if he could blow his nose in my month.


Thanks, Cleo - now I'm going to forever have that thought in the back of my head.
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Personally I think some guy asking me to swallow is like asking me if he could blow his nose in my month.
Amen to that! But I would reverse it, its like me blowing MY nose in HIS mouth! Doubt any guy is up for that....
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You know that feeling when you hear/read/see something that you just know is the truth?
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