My new years resolution for my girlfriend is for her to make a better attempt to swallow. She was giving me head, I was blowing my load, and she gaged and threw up on my crotch. It was hillarious......well after I took a shower.


She's a great girl, very nice sex and butt sex, just not so great with the swallowing. It was fucking funny though. :blink:

maybe you should rent a male stripper and show her the right way to swallow?

....the male stripper would perform on ME?

....the male stripper would perform on ME? [/b][/quote]
its ok, your gay, we all know it. it is time you did too. nobody talks about their sex life so much unless they are overcompensating for something.

and here I thought this thread would be about a Witch Doctor


Warning - Never ask a Witch Doctor for a little head :lol:

its ok, your gay, we all know it. it is time you did too. nobody talks about their sex life so much unless they are overcompensating for something. [/b][/quote]
i'm speechless :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

pushpills, you should start watching the Ali G show and get sex advise from Borat

I agree. After all if it's YOUR resolution that SHE should swallow, then by all means you should have to show her how you want her to do it first.

:rolleyes:

Gimme a break....

I agree. After all if it's YOUR resolution that SHE should swallow, then by all means you should have to show her how you want her to do it first.

:rolleyes:

Gimme a break.... [/b][/quote]
haha
it's like guys who want their woman to take it in the poopchute but freak out if their woman even acts like she's going near their turdcutter with a finger during oral sex...

OK, YOU I am going to fly to SF just so I can see! I can't believe I missed seeing you at at another show :(

There was a near miss - I was outside talking to KC at the Cristal party, he said you were inside so I ran in there, walked around and told KC if you were there, you had changed. He checked for me - you were gone :(

Someone who will remain unnamed gave me your cell number though so I plan on lots of late night cybersex :awinky:

IF you feel insecure about showing her how it is done by doing it to another man then maybe you could preform it on your pet dog and if you don't have a pet dog then maybe you could make a visit to your local animal shelter and show a little love to your four legged friends.

Personally I think some guy asking me to swallow is like asking me if he could blow his nose in my month.

:lol:

Thanks, Cleo - now I'm going to forever have that thought in the back of my head. :unsure:

:lol:

Thanks, Cleo - now I'm going to forever have that thought in the back of my head. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Would you like me to describe my thoughts on eating cockroaches from the sea… errr I mean lobsters?

Crunchy on the outside with white meat on the inside, just like a bug that you step on.

Do you have a Stanger head than this now?!? -----> http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/steveavatar.jpg

I would watch out or you could find yourself on the wrong end of some alien probing.
http://cleoslinks.com/crap/steveavatar.jpg

I would watch out or you could find yourself on the wrong end of some alien probing.
http://cleoslinks.com/crap/steveavatar.jpg [/b][/quote]
OMG... I hadn't seen Steve's new starnge head before!!!

You are right... I'm afraid... very very afraid now :P



(sorry to laugh about the strange head problem Pushpills.. It's really a very sad situation for you :( )

ahahahahahahaha

:lol:

Amen to that! But I would reverse it, its like me blowing MY nose in HIS mouth! Doubt any guy is up for that....

You know that feeling when you hear/read/see something that you just know is the truth?

well? :D

You know that feeling when you hear/read/see something that you just know is the truth? [/b][/quote]
exactly:)

I'm definitely insecure on your scale.