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For some reason, I have a cop phobia.
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I went for "I better slow the FUCK down!"
After just ending a 3 year ban for speeding ![]() Edit: it looked like I'd just been banned before the edit. Last edited by Trev at May 13 2004, 01:57 PM
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My option was not in the poll:
I wonder if the back seats are anymore comfortable than the last time I was thrown in there h34r:
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I think: When was my last drink and do I have any weed in my pockets?
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"Haha. Look at everyone slowing down."
My radar detector went off a mile before I saw him.. I already slowed down. Radar detector went off the other day.. I slowed down. All the cars behind me slowed down. Lady behind me got mad because I was driving the speed limit.. she tail gates me for several hundred yards.. then she blows around me just in time to catch the officers eye. Escort Radar Detector: $300 Cost of new brakes from excessive usage: $500 Look on ladies face when she realizes the mistake she made: PRICELESS
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HEH, nice poll actually. I went with the "I better slow the fuck down" for the obvious reasons. The roads out here in the southwest demand to be driven fast on....150mph+ is a common speed for me on any given day.
I guess there should have been 1 more option in the poll though... when your flying along at super high speeds, even if you have a fantastic radar detector, you are screwed either way. So, there should have been "aww fuck, I'm fucked again". Last edited by JohnV at May 13 2004, 07:47 AM |
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I just think...
"oh, there's a cop car."
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Depends on where I am at.
In Louisiana I am not concerned about cops, I know enough to get myself out of most trouble. If not I know many assistent District Attorneys. In Florida, it's usually slow down. They shoot much more radar and I have already had 2 warnings. |
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throw it in 2nd and see if I can get away
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You forgot my choice for seeing officers having someone pulled over late night in Baltimore City ......
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The LAPD motorcycle grunts are the worst tho, just like everyone else in LA, they are out to hustle someone for some cash. I got a ticket at LAX a couple months ago and I thought it was 671 bucks to pay it off. Turns out its 800+ |
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Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day It was getting kind of long I could have said it was in my way But I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly And I feel like I owe it to someone Must be because I had the flu for Christmas And I'm not feeling up to par It increases my paranoia Like looking into a mirror and seeing a police car If I am stopped in my Cadillac it's generally a finger wagging lecture ("Sir ... do you realize that you were doing 64 in a 55?" "Boy, do you know how fucking glad I am I slowed down to 64?"). If I am stopped in my 1987 Chevy pickup truck I generally get to meet several policemen. The truck combined with my hair seems to suggest methamphetemes to the local po-lice. Last edited by PornoDoggy at May 13 2004, 01:34 PM
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I said "ha ha look at everyone slowing down" because it's SO true... lol
You have to be careful of those glorified ticket-writers & highway meter maids no matter what your state or location.... CHP really sucks out here in the desert - I swear they're bored and just get off on writing tickets. Hub got a ticket coming home from work a few months back for going 75 in a 70 zone at 11:30 at night on I-10. <_< My grandpa was a county sheriff... My dad was a city cop... Hub is a state officer... .... but I still watch my speed and stay away from those ticket writers! Stopping you for speeding is just Step 1 in their plan of action... then they just dig, dig, dig until they find something better to take you away for. :angry: |
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those damn instant on ka bans suck!
they dont sit in wait in the city but they sure do in the suburbs. i cant get any more tickets or ill be driving with no license when i see cops when im on the street i dont give a fuck, im glad they are there. they certainly dont mind us walking around drunk screaming at the top of our lungs at 4 am so no need to worry about em.
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They HAD recorded music back then??
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