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Old 02-24-2004   #1
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An omnipotent being (you know, like Jesus or "Q" in Next Generation) appears before you and tells you that you can have either computers or sex for the rest of your life but not both. You have 5 minutes to answer. Which do you prefer to keep and why?
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sex


that only took 30 seconds
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Please, this is LOT easier than the Food/Sex question - I'd choose sex in a heartbeat!
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Easier? I choose computers. I couldn't live without mine.

There is no Moore's Law for sex.
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that only took 30 seconds
same.........but sometimes ( I have been practising ) I can get it down to about 15 seconds ;-)))
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Easier? I choose computers. I couldn't live without mine.

There is no Moore's Law for sex.
Colin and Serge always make me look things up

I still pick sex.
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Better define sex - does that mean no sex with yourself? masterbation? Hell I get myself off better then anyone else does.
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Given the choice
I'll keep my computers

My computers earn money and most of the time sex has cost money
Plus I already have a son so my need to procreate is over
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My computers earn money and most of the time sex has cost money
Plus I already have a son so my need to procreate is over
Great!!!

I was feeling upbeat today....

Then I read that post :-((((



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If I HAD to give up one?





Easy, suicide.
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nobody as kind as jesus would ask me that. not a fair question.

but if i had to choose? i'd choose computers, after all i can masturbate.
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I think the decision has already been made for me . . . and I am typing on my keyboard . . . .so guess which way it went
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Better define sex - does that mean no sex with yourself? masterbation? Hell I get myself off better then anyone else does.
Sex with others. oral included.
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this question could be worded: "Can you admit that you are a geek/looser?"




Yes, Yes I can, I choose computers...
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Egads, I'm a computer geek.
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An omnipotent being (you know, like Jesus or "Q" in Next Generation) appears before you and tells you that you can have either computers or sex for the rest of your life but not both. You have 5 minutes to answer. Which do you prefer to keep and why?
Well since I haven't had sex since my seperation from my wife quite some time ago and I have been using a computer for all that time at this point in my life I'd have to say a computer!!
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I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again.
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I'm with peaches, this is just a box that allows me to do things, if it was to be gone in the morning then I'll just go do something else.

not going without sex though......at least not on my own accord : ))


p.s. are you all nutz ; )
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I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again.
What is that, imprinting? Maybe that explains it. I had a TRS-80 before I had sex.
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this is just a box that allows me to do things
Which one?
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I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again.
Well I had no interest in computers until I found out there were MEN inside them!


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Well I had no interest in computers until I found out there were MEN inside them!


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LOL!

Hell yeah its great! And they have MONEY!!!

And when they really irritate you can just shut them off. Or mute them.

Best invention since sliced bread.




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Best invention since sliced bread.
I've often wondered ....

... what was the best invention before sliced bread?

The Orgasm - or the fact money can be made from someone else's need for an Orgasm ....

.... or the fact that you can make ever MORE MONEY by teasing and not delivering the orgasm - talk about recurring billing

Or were the above discoveries and something else was the best invention before sliced bread?


and what made sliced bread so great anyway?
I mean some days I still rip my loaf of hot crusty French bread (made in the good old USA) apart with my hands
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I've often wondered ....

... what was the best invention before sliced bread?
It's safe to say it wasn't the toaster. :P
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... what was the best invention before sliced bread?
If it were anything, I'd say the wheel.
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Fire really isn't an invention, it's been around since day 1. It was merely harnessed.
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Ok. I say Dantheman and Peaches need to be fuck buddies!! :P
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Ok. I say Dantheman and Peaches need to be fuck buddies!! :P
We can't end up with each other - ONE of the people in the relationship needs a computer. :P
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The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
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The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
Once you hit your 40's, your libido goes up! :P
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The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
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Ask my girlfriend.
Hehe.. I think I've already made my choice. I hope she can live with it
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No.. actually I can't answer that.. but it seems like the past few months I haven't had time for sex. I hope my girl hasn't had time either.
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I'm with peaches, this is just a box that allows me to do things, if it was to be gone in the morning then I'll just go do something else.

not going without sex though......at least not on my own accord : ))


p.s. are you all nutz ; )
hmmm let me think ... dick in pussy occasionally or being connected to the entire world at the click of the mouse ....



ummmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmm

DUH!

give me the computer anyday, there's more alternatives to sex than there are to communication
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Wait let me think..

UUmmm - I can't remember who Sex is anyway so I figure I won't miss him


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