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Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 12:02 PM

An omnipotent being (you know, like Jesus or "Q" in Next Generation) appears before you and tells you that you can have either computers or sex for the rest of your life but not both. You have 5 minutes to answer. Which do you prefer to keep and why?

dantheman 02-24-2004 12:04 PM

sex


that only took 30 seconds :cdance:

Peaches 02-24-2004 12:15 PM

Please, this is LOT easier than the Food/Sex question - I'd choose sex in a heartbeat! :)

Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 12:23 PM

Easier? I choose computers. I couldn't live without mine.

There is no Moore's Law for sex.

Nickatilynx 02-24-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman@Feb 24 2004, 09:12 AM
sex


that only took 30 seconds :cdance:

same.........but sometimes ( I have been practising ) I can get it down to about 15 seconds ;-)))

Peaches 02-24-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Feb 24 2004, 01:31 PM
Easier? I choose computers. I couldn't live without mine.

There is no Moore's Law for sex.

Colin and Serge always make me look things up :)

I still pick sex. :okthumb:

Dianna Vesta 02-24-2004 12:42 PM

Better define sex - does that mean no sex with yourself? masterbation? Hell I get myself off better then anyone else does.

Vick 02-24-2004 12:43 PM

Given the choice
I'll keep my computers

My computers earn money and most of the time sex has cost money
Plus I already have a son so my need to procreate is over

Nickatilynx 02-24-2004 12:45 PM

Quote:

My computers earn money and most of the time sex has cost money
Plus I already have a son so my need to procreate is over

Great!!!

I was feeling upbeat today....

Then I read that post :-((((



;-)))

pushpills 02-24-2004 12:45 PM

If I HAD to give up one?





Easy, suicide.

Nickatilynx 02-24-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 24 2004, 09:53 AM
If I HAD to give up one?





Easy, suicide.

Please give one up then , grogan ;-)))

Hooper 02-24-2004 12:51 PM

nobody as kind as jesus would ask me that. not a fair question.

but if i had to choose? i'd choose computers, after all i can masturbate.

baddog 02-24-2004 01:09 PM

I think the decision has already been made for me . . . and I am typing on my keyboard . . . .so guess which way it went :blink:

Sabby 02-24-2004 01:12 PM

I choose computers.


Sabby:)

Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Feb 24 2004, 12:50 PM
Better define sex - does that mean no sex with yourself? masterbation? Hell I get myself off better then anyone else does.
Sex with others. oral included.

DrGuile 02-24-2004 01:37 PM

this question could be worded: "Can you admit that you are a geek/looser?"




Yes, Yes I can, I choose computers...

*KK* 02-24-2004 01:54 PM

Egads, I'm a computer geek.

TheEnforcer 02-24-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Feb 24 2004, 12:10 PM
An omnipotent being (you know, like Jesus or "Q" in Next Generation) appears before you and tells you that you can have either computers or sex for the rest of your life but not both. You have 5 minutes to answer. Which do you prefer to keep and why?
Well since I haven't had sex since my seperation from my wife quite some time ago :( and I have been using a computer for all that time at this point in my life I'd have to say a computer!!

Dianna Vesta 02-24-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 24 2004, 01:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 24 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Feb 24 2004, 12:50 PM
Better define sex - does that mean no sex with yourself? masterbation? Hell I get myself off better then anyone else does.
Sex with others. oral included.[/b][/quote]
Gosh I’m a shamed to admit this but I’d have to choose………………………SEX!
After so many years working in front of a PC I admit that I’m sick of it. I couldn’t manage my business or life without one so if given that ultimatum I guess I
D have to choose computers if I want to eat. HOWEVER, I have fantasies about living independently in the woods some place – no electric , no phones and no fucking computers.

Lol- and here’s the real fucked up thing.. if I choose computers in 5 more years Ill have carpel tunnel and won’t be able to masturbate.
:zoinks:

Peaches 02-24-2004 02:12 PM

I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again. :okthumb:

dantheman 02-24-2004 02:18 PM

I'm with peaches, this is just a box that allows me to do things, if it was to be gone in the morning then I'll just go do something else.

not going without sex though......at least not on my own accord : ))


p.s. are you all nutz ; )

Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 24 2004, 02:20 PM
I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again. :okthumb:
What is that, imprinting? Maybe that explains it. I had a TRS-80 before I had sex.

Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman@Feb 24 2004, 02:26 PM
this is just a box that allows me to do things
Which one? :groucho:

Sabby 02-24-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 24 2004, 02:20 PM
I didn't own a computer until I was in my late 20's. I managed to do quite well without a computer and with sex until that time, thankyouverymuch, and I'm pretty sure I could manage it again. :okthumb:
Well I had no interest in computers until I found out there were MEN inside them!


Sabby:)

Peaches 02-24-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Feb 24 2004, 05:04 PM
Well I had no interest in computers until I found out there were MEN inside them!


Sabby:)

I need to start buying my computers wherever you're buying yours! :)

Sabby 02-24-2004 04:19 PM

LOL!

Hell yeah its great! And they have MONEY!!!

And when they really irritate you can just shut them off. Or mute them.

Best invention since sliced bread.

:wnw:


Sabby:)

Vick 02-24-2004 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Feb 24 2004, 04:27 PM
Best invention since sliced bread.


I've often wondered ....

... what was the best invention before sliced bread?

The Orgasm - or the fact money can be made from someone else's need for an Orgasm ....

.... or the fact that you can make ever MORE MONEY by teasing and not delivering the orgasm - talk about recurring billing :awinky:

Or were the above discoveries and something else was the best invention before sliced bread?


and what made sliced bread so great anyway?
I mean some days I still rip my loaf of hot crusty French bread (made in the good old USA) apart with my hands

Peaches 02-24-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 24 2004, 05:38 PM
I've often wondered ....

... what was the best invention before sliced bread?

It's safe to say it wasn't the toaster. :P

Vick 02-24-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 24 2004, 04:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 24 2004, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Feb 24 2004, 05:38 PM
I've often wondered ....

... what was the best invention before sliced bread?

It's safe to say it wasn't the toaster. :P[/b][/quote]
he he he he :wnw:

Almighty Colin 02-24-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 24 2004, 04:38 PM
... what was the best invention before sliced bread?

If it were anything, I'd say the wheel.

DrGuile 02-24-2004 05:12 PM

Fire?

Peaches 02-24-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile@Feb 24 2004, 06:20 PM
Fire?
Fire really isn't an invention, it's been around since day 1. It was merely harnessed. B)

DrGuile 02-24-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 24 2004, 05:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 24 2004, 05:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--DrGuile@Feb 24 2004, 06:20 PM
Fire?
Fire really isn't an invention, it's been around since day 1. It was merely harnessed. B)[/b][/quote]
A way to harness fire than?


Should I formulate this in the form of a question too?

:agrin:

TheEnforcer 02-24-2004 05:40 PM

Ok. I say Dantheman and Peaches need to be fuck buddies!! :P

Peaches 02-24-2004 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 24 2004, 06:48 PM
Ok. I say Dantheman and Peaches need to be fuck buddies!! :P
We can't end up with each other - ONE of the people in the relationship needs a computer. :P

dantheman 02-24-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 24 2004, 05:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 24 2004, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Feb 24 2004, 06:48 PM
Ok. I say Dantheman and Peaches need to be fuck buddies!! :P
We can't end up with each other - ONE of the people in the relationship needs a computer. :P[/b][/quote]
hahahahaha : ))

TheEnforcer 02-24-2004 06:40 PM

The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P

Peaches 02-24-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 24 2004, 07:48 PM
The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
Once you hit your 40's, your libido goes up! :P

Nickatilynx 02-24-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 24 2004, 03:48 PM
The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
Go to:

http://www.drug-source.com

We have cialis ,viagra and patches on sale this week ;-))

24/7...no problem ;-))

Peaches 02-24-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 24 2004, 08:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 24 2004, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Feb 24 2004, 03:48 PM
The way you two talk you would think you could just have sex 24/7 and forget everything else!! :P
Go to:

http://www.drug-source.com

We have cialis ,viagra and patches on sale this week ;-))

24/7...no problem ;-))[/b][/quote]
I should have known that was you - I get about 20 spams a day from that site you freaking Mexican Limey! :P

Dang - look at the prices for Imitrex. It's cheaper to buy 9 100 mgs than 9 25 mg. And you can cut the 100mgs in a pill cutter :awinky: Those pictures of it are also about 2 years old - they changed them to triangles to make them harder to split....not hard for me at all. :okthumb: I'm just glad I have health insurance and only pay $25 a pack of 9 :)

Nickatilynx 02-24-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Dang - look at the prices for Imitrex. It's cheaper to buy 9 100 mgs than 9 25 mg.
errr I do have certain expenses to meet you know! ;-))))\


Affiliates!! Earn 30% of the extortionate prices I charge for drugs!! ;-)))

ICQ Anthony! ;-)))

TeenGodFather 02-24-2004 07:11 PM

Ask my girlfriend.
Hehe.. I think I've already made my choice. I hope she can live with it :unsure:

TeenGodFather 02-24-2004 07:14 PM

No.. actually I can't answer that.. but it seems like the past few months I haven't had time for sex. I hope my girl hasn't had time either. :blink:

cj 02-24-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman@Feb 24 2004, 02:26 PM
I'm with peaches, this is just a box that allows me to do things, if it was to be gone in the morning then I'll just go do something else.

not going without sex though......at least not on my own accord : ))


p.s. are you all nutz ; )

hmmm let me think ... dick in pussy occasionally or being connected to the entire world at the click of the mouse ....



ummmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmm

DUH!

give me the computer anyday, there's more alternatives to sex than there are to communication :okthumb:

HoneyBlond 02-24-2004 08:38 PM

Wait let me think..

UUmmm - I can't remember who Sex is anyway so I figure I won't miss him
:awinky:

So I guess my choice is my 'putor :inlove:


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