What kind of nation would you build?

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by Colin@Feb 13 2004, 10:46 AM
What the hell is happening to my damned country?! These people are outta control.

The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.

Nudity is frowned upon, education and welfare spending are on the rise, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the powerand.

Dark Logic is ranked 5169th in the region and 63,703rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

Hilarious!

My socialist paradise is progessing very well!

Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Superb

The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 14%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Voting is voluntary and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazy Stoned Bastards's national animal is the siesta and its currency is the fubar.

Lazy Stoned Bastards is ranked 5300th in the region and 63,834th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Feb 13 2004, 06:02 PM
A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

What's the going rate? I need some for umm ... power.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 13 2004, 03:28 PM
The Republic of Mythos Arcadia

"Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs."

This is so you. ;-)

[Almighty Colin]

I think Buff is secretly governing my populace. Crazy libertarians.

"There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Surveillance cameras are banned, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem."

[Almighty Colin]

"Spartan Heroes's (Buff's) national animal is the pornodoggy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation"

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by Colin@Feb 16 2004, 02:52 AM
I think Buff is secretly governing my populace. Crazy libertarians.

"There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Surveillance cameras are banned, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem."

Come on Colin, it's just that your laissez-faire capitalist policies are failing - the same online as they would in the real world.

I, on the other hand, just pumped more money into public education, and plan on taxing the rich to fund it. Things are going quite well in The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Hehehe....

[JR]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Feb 16 2004, 05:54 AM

Come on Colin, it's just that your laissez-faire capitalist policies are failing - the same online as they would in the real world.

I, on the other hand, just pumped more money into public education, and plan on taxing the rich to fund it. Things are going quite well in The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Hehehe....

that annoying sound you hear... is you not making a lot of sense when you speak.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Feb 16 2004, 08:54 AM
I, on the other hand, just pumped more money into public education, and plan on taxing the rich to fund it. Things are going quite well in The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Hehehe....

Dark Logic is a Capitalist Paradise, baby. No income tax. A small, lean efficient government. An economic powerhouse.

Your corrupt government will be your downfall and those in power will only force your 16% tax rate higher. Your nation will descend into anarchy.
Oh, yeah and you joined the UN. Soon they will suck even more energy out of your economy by destroying your woodshipping industry just to save a few squirrels. To hell with that!

[Nickatilynx]

The Republic of Nickatilynx
"We don't give a f###!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Very Strong Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Nickatilynx is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Gambling, and Trout Farming industries.

Crime is moderate. Nickatilynx's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the nick.

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paradise

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 16 2004, 01:58 PM
The Republic of Nickatilynx
"We don't give a f###!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Very Strong Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Nickatilynx is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Gambling, and Trout Farming industries.

Crime is moderate. Nickatilynx's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the nick.

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paradise

What's your URL so I can add to my dossier?

[Nickatilynx]

My Webpage

[JR]

The Republic of JRistan
"Get your shit together or get out."

UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific

The Republic of JRistan is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crime is a serious problem. JRistan's national animal is the scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

JRistan is ranked 3949th in the region and 67,081st in the world for Nudest.



Last edited by JR at Feb 16 2004, 11:18 AM

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by JR@Feb 16 2004, 02:17 PM
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific

The Republic of JRistan is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crime is a serious problem. JRistan's national animal is the scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

JRistan is ranked 3949th in the region and 67,081st in the world for Nudest.

Yours looks a lot like mine .. or vice versa.

[JR]

i was reading all the names of countries and mottos and i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[Bishop]

The Holy Empire of DaBishop
"Prepair to be blessed."
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

My little playthings.. wooohahahah

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....nation=dabishop

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Bishop@Feb 16 2004, 02:37 PM
The Holy Empire of DaBishop
"Prepair to be blessed."
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

My little playthings.. wooohahahah

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....nation=dabishop

Oh, man. I'd move out .. if I could.

[Bishop]

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 16 2004, 02:45 PM-->