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Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 06:57 AM

Just started mine: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....tion=dark_logic

The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the powerand.


Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb

Dianna Vesta 02-11-2004 09:02 AM

I tired to this but found it too limiting for my taste. I want a matriarchy, of course and the countries animal is male. Lol

This is a great concept and idea for marketing if it was enhanced better. A great concept for a site actually.

Thanks for sharing.

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Feb 11 2004, 09:10 AM
the countries animal is male.
My cobra is a chick.

TheEnforcer 02-11-2004 10:07 AM

That is kinda cool. I'm gonna have to give it a try!!

Vick 02-11-2004 10:27 AM

Ok I'm in

The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Some

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ignis Fatuus Now's national animal is the parrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sponge ball.

Evil Chris 02-11-2004 10:32 AM

That is kinda cool.

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 11 2004, 10:35 AM
Ok I'm in

The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Some

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ignis Fatuus Now's national animal is the parrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sponge ball.

Keep us updated. ;-) I changed my settings so I get two issues a day.

My morning update:

Dark Logic is ranked 295th in the region and 4,182nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens.

OldJeff 02-11-2004 11:00 AM

Location: The North Pacific
The Free Land of OldJeff is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Crime is moderate. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index..../nation=oldjeff

So how do I go about ammassing an Army ????

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Feb 11 2004, 11:08 AM
So how do I go about ammassing an Army ????
It's in the role-play section. It seems a real mess but judging by the number of threads, people are actually into it.

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Feb 11 2004, 11:08 AM
Location: The North Pacific
The Free Land of OldJeff is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Crime is moderate. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index..../nation=oldjeff

So how do I go about ammassing an Army ????

I swear this is Canada, right down to the woodchips industry.

OldJeff 02-11-2004 11:08 AM

Interesting that it would include Soda sales as one of my exports.

Consuming about 2 cases of Pepsi products a week, I have to be in the top 10% of soda consumers in real life

OldJeff 02-11-2004 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Feb 11 2004, 11:16 AM
Interesting that it would include Soda sales as one of my exports.

Consuming about 2 cases of Pepsi products a week, I have to be in the top 10% of soda consumers in real life

Nope if it were the Flat Tax rate would be 70%

OldJeff 02-11-2004 11:10 AM

Damn, I meant to quote Colins post

Buff 02-11-2004 03:44 PM

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=spartan_heroes

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff@Feb 11 2004, 03:52 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=spartan_heroes
Political Freedoms: Below Average makes baby Jesus cry.

TeenGodFather 02-11-2004 04:01 PM

I'd make a country that's someplace warm, possibly a small island. Has 0% taxes, steals electricity (and cable) from neighboring countries, has a total population of 3. Me, my girl and a servant that's just happy to live there for free.

I'd fish all day long, and work all night long. Damn I'd be happy. The servant also would have a powerboat so he could go buy tax-free alcohol from other countries, and naturally food and stuff. :rokk:

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Feb 11 2004, 04:09 PM
Me, my girl and a servant
Two of these can be combined.

Buff 02-11-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 11 2004, 03:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 11 2004, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Buff@Feb 11 2004, 03:52 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=spartan_heroes
Political Freedoms: Below Average makes baby Jesus cry.[/b][/quote]
Why would I want the masses to have political freedom?

I hope I get to implement a draft!!!

Joe Sixpack 02-11-2004 04:24 PM

Welcome to The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Please enjoy your stay.

Edd 02-11-2004 04:28 PM

ok i'll play too - i couldn't resist!

:eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja:
Pheer my crack team of ninja assassins!
:eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja: :eninja:

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd@Feb 11 2004, 04:36 PM
ok i'll play too - i couldn't resist!


"average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. "

Dirty bastard!

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Feb 11 2004, 04:32 PM
Welcome to The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Please enjoy your stay.

"Crime is a problem"

You'd think with all those stoners everyone would be too lazy for crime.

PornoDoggy 02-11-2004 04:35 PM

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=pornodoggyland

The Republic of Pornodoggyland
"FU and the horse you rode in on."
UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Pornodoggyland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pornodoggyland's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Edd 02-11-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 11 2004, 04:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 11 2004, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Edd@Feb 11 2004, 04:36 PM
ok i'll play too - i couldn't resist!


"average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. "

Dirty bastard![/b][/quote]
Hey, even us facist dictators have to EAT!!! Besides, how else can I afford to keep my palace clean? :nyanya:

Vick 02-11-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff@Feb 11 2004, 03:52 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=spartan_heroes
The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.


ah ha ha I love it

This is geting very interesting - good find Colin

Joe Sixpack 02-11-2004 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Feb 11 2004, 04:05 AM
Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
You're a sick individual Colin.

General suspicion of leisure? My nation embraces it!

Buff 02-11-2004 04:46 PM

I have opened up intelligence dossiers on all of your nations, and sad to say, so far I have found no intelligence! :P

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 11 2004, 04:43 PM
notable for its compulsory military service.
You surprised me there ;-)

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff@Feb 11 2004, 04:54 PM
I have opened up intelligence dossiers on all of your nations
Same here

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Feb 11 2004, 04:46 PM
You're a sick individual Colin.

General suspicion of leisure? My nation embraces it!

We're working hard for the next generation of Dark Logicians.

Joe Sixpack 02-11-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 11 2004, 03:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 11 2004, 03:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Joe Sixpack@Feb 11 2004, 04:46 PM
You're a sick individual Colin.

General suspicion of leisure? My nation embraces it!

We're working hard for the next generation of Dark Logicians.[/b][/quote]
We're enjoying life. :stout:

Vick 02-11-2004 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 11 2004, 06:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 11 2004, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Buff@Feb 11 2004, 04:54 PM
I have opened up intelligence dossiers on all of your nations
Same here[/b][/quote]
I opened up dossiers on everyone also

No intelligence though ah ha ha ha

The countries fit the board personalties somewhat - and now we know Edd is really .....



Last edited by Vick at Feb 11 2004, 06:54 PM

PornoDoggy 02-11-2004 08:29 PM

Just as long as nobody discovers my WMD research facities ... :ph34r:

HoneyBlond 02-11-2004 10:00 PM

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....ks_for_the_fish


The Rogue Nation of Thanks for the Fish is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dodo population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13%. A substantial private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Basket Weaving.

Crime is a serious problem. Thanks for the Fish's national animal is the dodo and its currency is the leaf.

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent


Lets hear it for Pizza delivery !!
:)

Vick 02-11-2004 10:05 PM

HoneyBlond - guess I'll be seeing you at Milliways B)

Don't Panic :o

Almighty Colin 02-12-2004 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 11 2004, 08:37 PM
Just as long as nobody discovers my WMD research facities ... :ph34r:
Up here in space
I’m looking down on you
My lasers trace
Everything you do

You think you’ve private lives
Think nothing of the kind
There is no true escape
I’m watching all the time

Vick 02-12-2004 11:12 PM

The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes has joined the UN??!!

Buff 02-12-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 12 2004, 10:20 PM
The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes has joined the UN??!!
We Spartans created a league once before to destroy the evil Athenian Delian League, and we will take over the UN and use it to conquer the world.

Edd 02-13-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff+Feb 12 2004, 11:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Feb 12 2004, 11:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Feb 12 2004, 10:20 PM
The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes has joined the UN??!!
We Spartans created a league once before to destroy the evil Athenian Delian League, and we will take over the UN and use it to conquer the world.[/b][/quote]
Isn't it also true that Spartans were known to have a penchant for manpussy?

:moon: :matey:

Bishop 02-13-2004 11:53 AM

I'm in.. hehe.. "my little playthings"

The Holy Empire of DaBishop
"Prepair to be blessed."

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: The East Pacific
The Holy Empire of DaBishop is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DaBishop's national animal is the clydesdale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the click.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....nation=dabishop

TheEnforcer 02-13-2004 11:58 AM

BTW- I HIGHLY suggest a computer game called Civilization III for anytone who finds this fun!!

http://www.civ3.com

Make sure to get the Gold Edition (which includes original game plus Play The World expansion) PLUS the latest expansion Conquests.

Almighty Colin 02-13-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 13 2004, 12:06 PM
BTW- I HIGHLY suggest a computer game called Civilization III for anytone who finds this fun!!

http://www.civ3.com

Make sure to get the Gold Edition (which includes original game plus Play The World expansion) PLUS the latest expansion Conquests.

Played it. :-)

Almighty Colin 02-13-2004 01:38 PM

What the hell is happening to my damned country?! These people are outta control.

The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.

Nudity is frowned upon, education and welfare spending are on the rise, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the powerand.

Dark Logic is ranked 5169th in the region and 63,703rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

Almighty Colin 02-13-2004 01:41 PM

Haha...

The Free Land of OldJeff is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.


OldJeff is ranked 5854th in the region and 69,233rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

Carrie 02-13-2004 03:20 PM

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=mythos_arcadia

The Republic of Mythos Arcadia
"An armed society is a polite society"

UN Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Mythos Arcadia is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime is a major problem. Mythos Arcadia's national animal is the raven and its currency is the dollar.


We'll be taking a stand on voluntary voting this evening.
Funny that mine includes soda as well... Pepsi is nearly the only thing I drink!

Vick 02-13-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 13 2004, 03:28 PM

UN Category: Corporate Bordello

Location: the South Pacific
provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs.

ah ha ha ha

I Love It!

Carrie 02-13-2004 03:36 PM

Changed mine to an Armed Republic; didn't see that the first time.
Uploaded my own flag, too. :)

Carrie 02-13-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Feb 13 2004, 03:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Feb 13 2004, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Feb 13 2004, 03:28 PM

UN Category: Corporate Bordello

Location: the South Pacific
provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs.

ah ha ha ha

I Love It![/b][/quote]
Hehe yeah Vick - now that I've changed it to an armed republic I'm curious to see what happens to those lazy bastards, LMAO

Almighty Colin 02-13-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 13 2004, 03:28 PM
Crime is a major problem.
Are you going to crack the whip?

Carrie 02-13-2004 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Feb 13 2004, 04:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Feb 13 2004, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Feb 13 2004, 03:28 PM
Crime is a major problem.
Are you going to crack the whip?[/b][/quote]
Well I'm wondering if changing it to "armed republic" gives everyone guns. We'll see.
The only issue I've had so far is one on voting, not sure how to proactively address something before it asks me for an opinion?


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