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Old 01-26-2004   #1
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I've asked this question of many people and 90% answer the same

Please remember I'm saying GREAT FOOD, like having melt in your mouth foodgasms or ...

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Food is food no matter how 'great' it is! I'll take the sex any day
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I need some clarification.

Is it great sex with short pudgy punk rock girls?

or just your run of the mill girl?

If it is anything short of my physical dream woman, I would take food.

I dont have to talk to my food.
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Food food and more food
You must understand that when it comes to having sex with me most women choose food
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I need some clarification.

Is it great sex with short pudgy punk rock girls?

or just your run of the mill girl?

If it is anything short of my physical dream woman, I would take food.

I dont have to talk to my food.
No, it's good sex,
not great sex with your ideal partner
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I can't answer that, my girl reads the board.
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Women who like good food usually like sex, which leads to great sex.
Why?
To them, eating is a sensual experience.
They also usually like to give BJ's...
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Great food as good sex is easy to come by. Now if it had been great sex vs. great food I would say sex.
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By FAR, my first priority would be the sex; but, a close second would be the sex:-))!!!

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This is a tough one. It is probably a tie.

I am still young enough to appreciate good sex, but my definition of good sex is pretty high.
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Where the hell is the third option?

GOOD DRUGS!
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i'd rather have great/fancy food cause without it i will die...
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Good sex. I can go buy good food any day.
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That's GREAT food, not good food and good sex, NOT GREAT SEX

I'd rather have great food, lasts longer, better experience

I can have good sex with just about every time but I can't get GREAT FOOD every time

Guess I find great food harder to come by that good sex
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Don't you think you're selling yourself short here :P
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I can't believe it!!!

The vote is 20 - 9

If that many people prefer food then I can't help thinking that some of you are doing the sex thing wrong
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I can't believe it!!!

The vote is 20 - 9

If that many people prefer food then I can't help thinking that some of you are doing the sex thing wrong
Trev,

Either that or you are eating in really shitty restaurants... lol...

I'd venture to guess the ones that picked good sex either frequent
a very good restaurant or don't get laid too much or are under 30.

Those that picked great food are over 30, know difference between
great sex and merely good sex, and realize cumming isn't the most
fun you can have with your body's senses...

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Why you didn't title this thread "Fork or Fuck" is beyond me...
Very Good Point!

Sorry I didn't have a pissing in the snow witticism to cum up with Fork of Fuck he he he
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sex...i've had more than my fair share of food already
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Where the hell is the third option?

GOOD DRUGS!
But which do you prefer:

1. Good sex on drugs
2. Great food on drugs

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Cant do the sex on drugs, I laugh too much. And that offends women when you laugh at the stupid shit they are saying during sex.

drugs make bad food, great food. I routinely end up at the gas station on the corner at 3 am thinking they have the best god damned 14 hour old gas station burritos on the planet.

weed makes everything better. beer? better with weed. waffles, driving, music, movies, talking to your mom on the phone, video games, porn, all things that are better with weed thrown in the mix.
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Cant do the sex on drugs, I laugh too much. And that offends women when you laugh at the stupid shit they are saying during sex.
Sex is actually a lot of fun when you can laugh during about it. :P

Out of curiousity, these people who say you're "fun" to be around - is there ever a time when ALL of you are sober and drug free? It sure seems like anyone who says you're not angry and bitter about life is only around you when you/they/both are stoned/drunk.
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Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.
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Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.
That's what I thought. Thanks for at least being honest about it!
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Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.
Being wasted is more than a hobby for me, it's a lifestyle.

Personally, I don't trust anyone that doesn't like drugs and debauchery.
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