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Vick 01-26-2004 03:30 AM

I've asked this question of many people and 90% answer the same

Please remember I'm saying GREAT FOOD, like having melt in your mouth foodgasms or ...

Good Sex

Trev 01-26-2004 03:51 AM

Food is food no matter how 'great' it is! I'll take the sex any day :yowsa:

B1tch 01-26-2004 03:53 AM

Food food and more food :D

[Labret] 01-26-2004 03:55 AM

I need some clarification.

Is it great sex with short pudgy punk rock girls?

or just your run of the mill girl?

If it is anything short of my physical dream woman, I would take food.

I dont have to talk to my food.

Trev 01-26-2004 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B1tch@Jan 26 2004, 11:01 AM
Food food and more food :D
You must understand that when it comes to having sex with me most women choose food :blink: :(

Vick 01-26-2004 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Jan 26 2004, 04:03 AM
I need some clarification.

Is it great sex with short pudgy punk rock girls?

or just your run of the mill girl?

If it is anything short of my physical dream woman, I would take food.

I dont have to talk to my food.

No, it's good sex,
not great sex with your ideal partner

TeenGodFather 01-26-2004 05:24 AM

I can't answer that, my girl reads the board.

Torone 01-27-2004 07:53 AM

Women who like good food usually like sex, which leads to great sex.
Why?
To them, eating is a sensual experience.
They also usually like to give BJ's... :D

TheEnforcer 01-27-2004 12:23 PM

Great food as good sex is easy to come by. Now if it had been great sex vs. great food I would say sex.

davecummings 01-27-2004 04:23 PM

By FAR, my first priority would be the sex; but, a close second would be the sex:-))!!!

Dave
www.davecummings.com :agrin:

Sabby 01-27-2004 04:24 PM

WTF?
No shopping option, Vick?


Sabby:)

Vick 01-27-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jan 27 2004, 04:32 PM
WTF?
No shopping option, Vick?


Sabby:)

Food or sex could be shopping
Depending on how you look at it :P

Dravyk 01-28-2004 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Jan 27 2004, 09:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 27 2004, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Jan 27 2004, 04:32 PM
WTF?
No shopping option, Vick?


Sabby:)

Food or sex could be shopping
Depending on how you look at it :P[/b][/quote]
Surprised no one mentioned sex and eating at the same time, actually. :P

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Mike AI 01-28-2004 12:25 AM

This is a tough one. It is probably a tie.

I am still young enough to appreciate good sex, but my definition of good sex is pretty high.

Sabby 01-28-2004 01:13 AM

That looks much more appetising than the Sabby Banana Split cam show I did for someone the other night! He spent 100 bucks but I'm still trying to get the chocolate syrop out of my ears. hahaha

Yes I have a very strange job!


Sabby:)

Joe Sixpack 01-28-2004 01:17 AM

Where the hell is the third option?

GOOD DRUGS!

Candice 01-28-2004 08:50 PM

i'd rather have great/fancy food cause without it i will die... :okthumb:

BradShaw 01-28-2004 08:59 PM

Good sex. I can go buy good food any day.

Vick 01-28-2004 10:32 PM

That's GREAT food, not good food and good sex, NOT GREAT SEX

I'd rather have great food, lasts longer, better experience

I can have good sex with just about every time but I can't get GREAT FOOD every time

Guess I find great food harder to come by that good sex

Trev 01-29-2004 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 29 2004, 05:40 AM
I'd rather have great food, lasts longer, better experience

Don't you think you're selling yourself short here :P

Trev 01-29-2004 03:56 AM

I can't believe it!!!

The vote is 20 - 9

If that many people prefer food then I can't help thinking that some of you are doing the sex thing wrong :huh:

XXXPhoto 01-29-2004 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Jan 29 2004, 01:04 AM
I can't believe it!!!

The vote is 20 - 9

If that many people prefer food then I can't help thinking that some of you are doing the sex thing wrong :huh:

Trev,

Either that or you are eating in really shitty restaurants... lol...

I'd venture to guess the ones that picked good sex either frequent
a very good restaurant or don't get laid too much or are under 30.

Those that picked great food are over 30, know difference between
great sex and merely good sex, and realize cumming isn't the most
fun you can have with your body's senses...

Vick,

Why you didn't title this thread "Fork or Fuck" is beyond me... :awinky:

Vick 01-29-2004 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Jan 29 2004, 03:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jan 29 2004, 03:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Jan 29 2004, 05:40 AM
I'd rather have great food, lasts longer, better experience

Don't you think you're selling yourself short here :P[/b][/quote]
I've seen it, I've used it ....

... and I'm sad to say I'm not selling it short :cryin:

Vick 01-29-2004 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jan 29 2004, 06:03 AM
I'd venture to guess the ones that picked good sex either frequent
a very good restaurant or don't get laid too much or are under 30.

Those that picked great food are over 30, know difference between
great sex and merely good sex, and realize cumming isn't the most
fun you can have with your body's senses...

Vick,

Why you didn't title this thread "Fork or Fuck" is beyond me... :awinky:

Very Good Point! :okthumb:

Sorry I didn't have a pissing in the snow witticism to cum up with Fork of Fuck he he he

XXXPhoto 01-29-2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 29 2004, 03:31 AM
Sorry I didn't have a pissing in the snow witticism to cum up with Fork of Fuck he he he
Vick,

Gotta love Vance Randolph, god rest his soul... Man was a walking
archive of folktales, lore, songs and much more...

Best bathroom book you'll ever find... :awinky:

Trev 01-29-2004 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto+Jan 29 2004, 01:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XXXPhoto @ Jan 29 2004, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Jan 29 2004, 01:04 AM
I can't believe it!!!

The vote is 20 - 9

If that many people prefer food then I can't help thinking that some of you are doing the sex thing wrong :huh:

Trev,

Either that or you are eating in really shitty restaurants... lol...

I'd venture to guess the ones that picked good sex either frequent
a very good restaurant or don't get laid too much or are under 30.

Those that picked great food are over 30, know difference between
great sex and merely good sex, and realize cumming isn't the most
fun you can have with your body's senses...

Vick,

Why you didn't title this thread "Fork or Fuck" is beyond me... :awinky:[/b][/quote]
I just don't get off on food... I eat to live thats it.
I've been all over the world and eaten just about any food
you can name (and some you can't) and it does nothing for me.

I'd take a night in bed, on the floor, in the dinning room, kitchen,
bathroom, garage, a lift, park, blah, blah, blah....
with my good lady over food any day :D

Oh yeah and I'm well over 30 now :P



edited to prevent a gaddam massive sideway scroll :blink:



Last edited by Trev at Jan 29 2004, 03:06 PM

Trev 01-29-2004 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Jan 29 2004, 01:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 29 2004, 01:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Trev@Jan 29 2004, 03:57 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Vick
Quote:

@Jan 29 2004, 05:40 AM
I'd rather have great food, lasts longer, better experience


Don't you think you're selling yourself short here :P

I've seen it, I've used it ....

... and I'm sad to say I'm not selling it short :cryin:[/b][/quote]
Hahahahahaha :okthumb:


We'll try to keep that just between us :)

sarah_webinc 01-29-2004 08:41 AM

sex...i've had more than my fair share of food already

Carrie 01-29-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torone@Jan 27 2004, 08:01 AM
Women who like good food usually like sex, which leads to great sex.
Why?
To them, eating is a sensual experience.
They also usually like to give BJ's... :D

Shhhhh!!!!!!!

Torone 01-29-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie+Jan 29 2004, 07:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Jan 29 2004, 07:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@Jan 27 2004, 08:01 AM
Women who like good food usually like sex, which leads to great sex.
Why?
To them, eating is a sensual experience.
They also usually like to give BJ's... :D

Shhhhh!!!!!!![/b][/quote]
Sorry. I didn't think... :agrin:

Almighty Colin 01-31-2004 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Jan 28 2004, 01:25 AM
Where the hell is the third option?

GOOD DRUGS!

But which do you prefer:

1. Good sex on drugs
2. Great food on drugs

That's a really difficult one.

Joe Sixpack 02-02-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Jan 31 2004, 09:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 31 2004, 09:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Joe Sixpack@Jan 28 2004, 01:25 AM
Where the hell is the third option?

GOOD DRUGS!

But which do you prefer:

1. Good sex on drugs
2. Great food on drugs

That's a really difficult one.[/b][/quote]
If only it were great sex on drugs instead of just good sex on drugs.

The decision would be easier.

[Labret] 02-03-2004 12:00 AM

Cant do the sex on drugs, I laugh too much. And that offends women when you laugh at the stupid shit they are saying during sex.

drugs make bad food, great food. I routinely end up at the gas station on the corner at 3 am thinking they have the best god damned 14 hour old gas station burritos on the planet.

weed makes everything better. beer? better with weed. waffles, driving, music, movies, talking to your mom on the phone, video games, porn, all things that are better with weed thrown in the mix.

Peaches 02-03-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Feb 3 2004, 01:08 AM
Cant do the sex on drugs, I laugh too much. And that offends women when you laugh at the stupid shit they are saying during sex.
Sex is actually a lot of fun when you can laugh during about it. :P

Out of curiousity, these people who say you're "fun" to be around - is there ever a time when ALL of you are sober and drug free? It sure seems like anyone who says you're not angry and bitter about life is only around you when you/they/both are stoned/drunk. :unsure:

[Labret] 02-03-2004 12:42 AM

Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.

Peaches 02-03-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Feb 3 2004, 01:50 AM
Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.

That's what I thought. :( Thanks for at least being honest about it! :)

sarah_webinc 02-03-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 2 2004, 09:15 PM

Sex is actually a lot of fun when you can laugh during about it. :P


exactly..if someone can't laugh during sex then I don't want to know.

Joe Sixpack 02-03-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Feb 2 2004, 09:50 PM
Yeah, getting wasted at webmaster and psuedo webmaster events, now thats unusual behavior.

Everyone else I meet is wasted as well. So yeah, you meet me at a webmaster event, there is going to be a good chance I will have a drink in my hand, and quite possibly looking for weed. Approach with caution. And thats where I meet people from the boards, those other drug addicted miscreant webmasters.

I wont be up at 10am for the old webmaster tea and greet.

I like to party, I like to hang out with people who like to party... sue me.

Being wasted is more than a hobby for me, it's a lifestyle.

Personally, I don't trust anyone that doesn't like drugs and debauchery.

:hic:

doki 02-05-2004 10:42 AM

Trade with me...

:rokk:


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