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Old 01-22-2004   #1
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From Paul Johnson's new book Art:


"Ladies," said Lord Curzon, instructing his new American wife in the ritual of English sexual congress, "never move."

I think that's extreme, but I've often found too much movement distracting, making it impossible for me to hit my target. This grows more difficult as I age. I'm not the firmest reed in the breeze these days and with the way the youngies jump about when you're trying to hump them, it's just not respectful to the old. I guess I like English-style. It's easier on my heart and hard.

Mike South writes: Hit your target? Good Lord Duke what are you trying to do? Shoot 'em with your gun? Pee on them? Just Damn man, you need more help than I can give ya.
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Mike South writes: Hit your target? Good Lord FAGGOT what are you trying to do? Shoot 'em with your gun? Pee on them? Just Damn man, you need more help than I can give ya.
Mike South was right....
And so was Mitnick!
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"Ladies," said Lord Curzon, instructing his new American wife in the ritual of English sexual congress, "never move."
Ewwww, how BORING that would be!

Besides, I'm sorry, if the lady's orgasm is real, there's GONNA be some damned movement somewhere!

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You want her to keep still, bring rope and learn to tie your knots (knew
those merit badges would come in handy for something)... I hear tell that
works quite well...
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I like to play rodeo cowboy....

Do her doggie and just as things are getting hot and heavy lean up and call her by her sister's name.

Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
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Nobody gave me any love on GFY... That's why I hang around here.
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I like to play rodeo cowboy....

Do her doggie and just as things are getting hot and heavy lean up and call her by her sister's name.

Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
But what if she was an only child? What do I say then?
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Nobody gave me any love on GFY... That's why I hang around here.
You'll definitely get love here... Same type that new inmates get on Oz on HBO....
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Let me introduce you to Labrett....but you will haveto fight Battus for him.
He got plenty of butt love for you...
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Give up the chicks Luke, it's not a bad thing these days to be gay.
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Give up the chicks Luke, it's not a bad thing these days to be gay.
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Think cable is ready for "Jew Eye for the Porn Guy"?
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With some , I REALLY love it when they move..... to a different province

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Yeah, but in Luke's case, the women tend to move to another state!
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hehe Posting at the same time, Nick.
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hehe Posting at the same time, Nick.
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Ooooh.... that was creepy, for a second there Nick & Drav were sharing a brain! Ack!

You say province - I say state... lol
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Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
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Move bitch, get out the way
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Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
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Labret, what you got a problem with albino Jamacans ?

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