From Paul Johnson's new book Art:


"Ladies," said Lord Curzon, instructing his new American wife in the ritual of English sexual congress, "never move."

I think that's extreme, but I've often found too much movement distracting, making it impossible for me to hit my target. This grows more difficult as I age. I'm not the firmest reed in the breeze these days and with the way the youngies jump about when you're trying to hump them, it's just not respectful to the old. I guess I like English-style. It's easier on my heart and hard.

Mike South writes: Hit your target? Good Lord Duke what are you trying to do? Shoot 'em with your gun? Pee on them? Just Damn man, you need more help than I can give ya.

Mike South was right....
And so was Mitnick!

Ewwww, how BORING that would be!

Besides, I'm sorry, if the lady's orgasm is real, there's GONNA be some damned movement somewhere!

:yowsa:

You want her to keep still, bring rope and learn to tie your knots (knew
those merit badges would come in handy for something)... I hear tell that
works quite well... :awinky:

I like to play rodeo cowboy....

Do her doggie and just as things are getting hot and heavy lean up and call her by her sister's name.

Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

Thanks for your help. Opranauts are the best!

You can always count on us to help you earn that check from Lens!

Did momma buy you some more elmers glue to cut and paste wiff?

Nobody gave me any love on GFY... That's why I hang around here.

But what if she was an only child? What do I say then?

You'll definitely get love here... Same type that new inmates get on Oz on HBO....

Let me introduce you to Labrett....but you will haveto fight Battus for him.
He got plenty of butt love for you...

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties.
-Erich Fromm

A truly creative person rids him or herself of all self-imposed limitations.
-Gerald G. Jampolsky

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-Edwin H. Land


...we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-W. Wonka

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Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties.
-Erich Fromm

A truly creative person rids him or herself of all self-imposed limitations.
-Gerald G. Jampolsky

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-Edwin H. Land


...we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-W. Wonka

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"Don't worry, it's just a cold sore"
Serge 1998

But what if she was an only child? What do I say then?[/b][/quote]
Call her by her Dad's name ? :blink:

Give up the chicks Luke, it's not a bad thing these days to be gay.

KK,

Think cable is ready for "Jew Eye for the Porn Guy"?

KK,

Think cable is ready for "Jew Eye for the Porn Guy"?[/b][/quote]
I bet we could get a pilot on HBO with that plot!!!!!

I love it when they move :groucho:

With some , I REALLY love it when they move..... to a different province

:groucho:

Yeah, but in Luke's case, the women tend to move to another state!

hehe Posting at the same time, Nick.

*shudder*

Ooooh.... that was creepy, for a second there Nick & Drav were sharing a brain! Ack! :blink:

You say province - I say state... lol

*shudder*

Ooooh.... that was creepy, for a second there Nick & Drav were sharing a brain! Ack! :blink:

You say province - I say state... lol[/b][/quote]
Hush woman! I'm embarassed enough by this! :rolleyes:

Hush woman! I'm embarassed enough by this! :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
You're embarassed ?

shesssshhhhh

Let me introduce you to Labrett....but you will haveto fight Battus for him.
He got plenty of butt love for you...[/b][/quote]

Seriously, Battus is hot. Between him and Joe I didnt know who I wanted to fuck first. Thems two sexy motherfuckers.

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

http://www.detroithardcore.com/mp3/wigger.mp3

Labret, what you got a problem with albino Jamacans ?

dont make me send yellowman after you