Snoops where the hell have you been?

[Snoops]

Originally posted by KayS@Jan 22 2004, 12:34 PM
Peaches - if you listen to Snoops there is no one stranger than I.

Dee/Rachyl/Snoops/Hey You

I DO NOT HAVE CUSTODY of your damned dildo. You have so many of them now that the poor thing probably felt abandoned and unloved and went trying to find a home where it would be more appreciated.

AND STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER! I hate it when you do that!

First off...you're so danged short that I'd have to be in doggystyle position to get BELOW your shoulder!

Secondly....that 'new home' is somewhere with my short, rotten roommate (are you AT LEAST appreciating it?)

And thirdly, I *had* to get many different 'tools of the trade' - hey, at least I can claim it on taxes as 'professional equipment' (snort)

Oh, and karen...that's a derned banana dancing down there, not a dildo. You know all about bananas, remember hon?

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