I see you log in here but you never post.
So Mistress of Web Overdrive...hows about you grace us all with an update on where youve been hiding and more imporatantly what your up to?

Hiya Gonzo - how's the fur? :nyanya:

Let's see.....

For the first time in over 4 years I'm not 'associated' with any company but my own (content biz with xxxphoto). WebOverdrive is completely Tweet's, I walked away from that. NO hard feelings, nothing 'wrong' - it was just time and it no longer resembles what we had built it up to be.

I'm no longer associated with MaxCash - which is definitely, um, 'freeing' in many respects - but also is a totally new feeling to have no 'ties that bind' to color/influence what I say or do. I think I'm likin' it honestly, but is definitely strange to not have to think of 'reprecussions' or 'appearances' in regards to a major resource or sponsor before I say or do anything in this biz.

So, what am I doing? I'm in midst of becoming a certified hypnotherapist. I'm helping to run our plugin content business (bloopers & ezines). I'm running my amateur site, still have free sites, blogs & even an herbal site.

I'm learning that mainstream can sell as well or better than adult under the right circumstances and that life is much better when you're not so overwhelmed that you can't seem to take the time to watch a movie with your kids.

Guess I'm testing the waters, coming out of hiding and learning to be 'just snoops' again - and I really don't think that's a bad thing - scary for other folks maybe (snort) - but pretty cool from my perspective.

Now Gonzo, about that pool of yours.....

(innocent grin)


:purpdance:

Oy. :nyanya:

Oh dear, I forgot Peaches was on this board.....she remembers lmao

So Peaches.....when ya gonna make me wet again? Atlanta was it? That's all there was? (heavy sigh)

:yowsa:

Ok, that an interesting little bit that needs to be expanded on!! :P

Ah the fur...
Its a bad joke thats got way out of hand. Some people dont get it but hey its just an anti player statement.

Being able to only answer to yourself is a great thing.
Whats the scoop on these plug ins and mags etc etc?

Share with us all.

The pool is covered right now. But spring will be here soon.
The hot tub however is bubbling nightly.

It accomidates wild redheads.

Snoops! Glad to see ya!

Congrats on your ventures and your new found freedoms! As someone else who also cut a lot of ties in the past year, I totally understand and applaud you - it's a lot harder to do than most people think.

So glad we had a chance to talk in Phoenix... it really was one of the biggest highlights of my trip there - and something that was long overdue. Hit me up on ICQ when you get a chance (29052013) - I would love to keep in touch. :okthumb:

Get pics!

They didn't name the town "Flowery Branch" for nothin'! :P

OMG I see from your smilie you put your new spare time to good use. YOU FOUND YOUR MISSING PURPLE DILDO!!!!

WHOOHOOOO! :bjump:

Kath - ditto on that highlight hon - and thanx for the kudos! Sometimes change is the only thing worth doing :rokk:

Gonzo - hot tub sounds nice - yours or mine? lol

As for plugins - let's see - we have 9 (soon to be 12) niched ezines (squirting, smoking, wet/messy, latina, 4women, etc)

And we have the bloopers plugin (my favorite). That one came about because I'm a friggin clutz and managed to do interesting things in my shoots for Rachyl (like get the butt of a toy pistol stuck, fall in the jacuzzi, get splinters in unmentionable places on a wooden bridge, etc.)

And then all those 'reality' sites came out - and I got to thinkin' "that ain't reality, guys running around in a damn bus f*cking everything that moves. The batteries going dead in the vibrator - that's reality. The woman choking on the stunt cock - that's reality. Tripping over the light cords, that's reality. So, built a plugin.

It has over 600 vid clips now - most are exclusive. And I laugh my ass off at it - and I generally dislike and am SICK of porn content lol. So figure that's a good litmus test. It's such a great break from the 'oh baby, oh baby" bullshit.

Dang, get me started on something I'm having a blast with and I'll make a 4-mile post lol.


:purpdance:

Speaking of STRANGERS!!! :bwave: :bwave: :bwave:

Nah, don't get excited hon.

That's just a pale imitation of my beloved purple dildo that is still somewhere in your ????.

(snort)

My hot tub has been usedto content shoots for a while now.

plug ins sound nice. Fits in with something Ive been messing with....


Forget purple dildo....you need to meet saucerhead.

Peaches - if you listen to Snoops there is no one stranger than I.

Dee/Rachyl/Snoops/Hey You

I DO NOT HAVE CUSTODY of your damned dildo. You have so many of them now that the poor thing probably felt abandoned and unloved and went trying to find a home where it would be more appreciated.

AND STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER! I hate it when you do that!

Against my better judgement, I just gotta ask....

saucerhead?

:ph34r:

First off...you're so danged short that I'd have to be in doggystyle position to get BELOW your shoulder! :nyanya:

Secondly....that 'new home' is somewhere with my short, rotten roommate (are you AT LEAST appreciating it?) :agrin:

And thirdly, I *had* to get many different 'tools of the trade' - hey, at least I can claim it on taxes as 'professional equipment' (snort)

Oh, and karen...that's a derned banana dancing down there, not a dildo. You know all about bananas, remember hon?

:purpdance:

Well, while that's certainly true for all of us who have met you, :nyanya: , I was actually meaning "STRANGER" as in "we never see you around any more". :( Did Snoops tell you I said "Hello"? She's in a for a world of hurt if she didn't......kicked shins is something I do well. :)

I keep forgetting until I talk to someone who knows him (my social skills have been crap lately), but Gavin WAS living about 50 miles from me - not sure if he's still around though. Had the kid not wrecked my truck, you and I could have tracked down Stryker and grabbed Gav and done our famous (infamous?) possum ride again. :okthumb:

Matt, I'm sure peaches would be happy to explain. hehehe

BTW.....we gonna bet next year? I'm still waiting to see you in that Broncos thong!

:nyanya:

Matt, I'm sure peaches would be happy to explain. hehehe
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I weighed 40 pounds less then and was more attractive to ALL the sexes. :lol:

A bananna? I do NOT use banannas - unless you're talking about that one you duck taped to my chair one day. Banannas do NOT do well in that situation.

Enjoy it? How could I enjoy anything that was battery operated when YOU take all the damned batteries? I have NEVER seen anyone run through batteries as quickly as you do!

I think your missing purple dildo got too hot, ran outside and jumped in a snow bank to cool off and got carted off by a St. Bernard who thought they'd scored a really neat bone.

Tools of the trade? I can see you explaining THAT one to an IRS agent. With your luck you'd get some old dried up female prune and then you wouldn't be able to distract them with proof of the toys being used in a business environment on your site. LMAOPIP

[quote]She's in a for a world of hurt if she didn't......kicked shins is something I do well.[quote]
Peaches - me too, that's why she wears specially molded shin guards. Damned near broke my toe on em last night.

Was gonna ask you about Gav - haven't seen him around in ages. And I'm LOOOOOONG overdue for a possum ride! My room mate has all the fun and she doesn't even bring me pics and souvenier shirts anymore. <pout>

Don't ask about Saucerhead!!! :P

Wow. Headless leaves Maxcash, you leave Maxcash... did anyone else get off the big MC ship?

Congrats on your newfound freedom hon!!!!!!! Nothing in your way now but your own imagination. :)

http://www.gonzomovies.com/saucerhead.wav

Karen, in my world, the batteries are deductible too - and even 'dried up old prunes' can be um, educated (snort)

Do I REALLY need to post the thanksgiving videos hon?

(innocent look)

Peaches, YES I told her you said hi and were asking about her. Honest! However, I didn't get down on knees to tell her, so it may have gone WAY over head lol

http://www.gonzomovies.com/saucerhead.wav[/b][/quote]
got a 404 redirect hon

Ok - I'll slink off now. I know when I'm whupped.

Yes Peaches she did tell me and no it didn't go over my head! But my question is - did she tell you **I** asked about you? Probably not! Did she tell you I want to make a show where all the people I haven't seen in way too long are? Probably not! She just locks me in my little cave, lets me wear my poor fingers to the bone tapping on the keyboard and complains about a missing toy she wouldn't recognise if it rose up and bit her in the ass.

Ya gotta watch these tall people. Just cause they can't see us they think we don't exist! Some day we will rise up and be noticed! If you get on my shoulders we can both lead the charge. LOL

This thread is making me hot :groucho:

Why NO...she did NOT tell me that! :angry:

Maybe she keeps you at home so you still HAVE fingers to work to the bone..... B)

The list of people we're going to have to rebel against is long...but Electra will join our side - she's shorter than us!! :P

I have a feeling this rebellion is going to be SHORT-lived. :P

The short me says: :steemed:

The smartass me says: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, Karen - be aware of that dantheman fellow - he makes two of us height-wise. :unsure:

Good to see you in Vegas Snoops.... after reading this thread it sounds like you are in a good happy place right now!!

Maybe we can get yuo to hang around here more often? :D

got a 404 redirect hon[/b][/quote]
http://www.gonzomovies.com/sawserhead.wav

Mike - thanx :o) Was great to see you also.

And yes, I'll be hanging out more - much to the annoyance of short webmasters the world over lmao

Peaches, I think Dan may be you, karen & electra height wise lol

Nice site, Snoops !


I requested a demo :)

has anyone else noticed how many 'old timers' have found their way here lately?!

one board to rule them all!!!!


great to see you snoops!! it sounds like you are enjoying freedom!! & KayS as well!??!

double trouble :nyanya:

Hey CJ!

Nah, we're 1 1/2 trouble....now, if she were taller.....lmao

:purpdance:

Time to just rename this the Old Folks Home. :P

Hiya Snoopers!

Hey Snoops - where the hell ya been?

he he he

Much love,
Vick

Time to just rename this the Old Folks Home. :P

Hiya Snoopers![/b][/quote]
huh

what was that you say sonny? ;-))

Hey snoops :)

Smootches Drav - been performing with any strippers lately hon? lol

Nick - ya old shit - you're still around? Ya know, everytime I see a board piss I have this urge to post *yawn* - why is that? lmao

Vick -much love to you also - how's Sebastian doing?

I dunno....

(yawn)



;-)))

Not since Montreal back in ye olden days! hehe

I still have to get Red Lion back for that one. Payback is best served cold though. :grrr:


Nutin much, gramps. You just go back to watching that blonde girl turn them letters around on Wheel of Fortune now and eat your applesauce. :P

Hey CJ!

Nah, we're 1 1/2 trouble....now, if she were taller.....lmao

:purpdance:[/b][/quote]
LOL

i'm not brave enough to pick on the short people ...

peaches can be a real asshole :nyanya:

dravyk, the gfy kids already call us that :rolleyes:

Sebastian is incredible, he doing very well. He's almost scary with how intellegent he is for a 2.5 year old

I can bore you with some pics from our last Disney trips

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...05322a449f0997f

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...05322a449f0997f

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...05322a449f0997f

Good to see ya around :D

Ahem, I can be an Asshole of the YEAR! :P

(you guys could have just asked ClemsonTiger to verify this for you - there was NO need for any votes B) )

Worse of all, I keep calling them "the kids" ... soon it will be "whipper-snappers". :zoinks:

LOL CJ - she can be um, fiesty for sure - but, if I wear shin guards, should be ok

lmao

Peaches - ya know, you may have all these people fooled, but *I* remember a softer and um, er....hmmm, more 'titillating' Peaches
(trying hard to not snort at that)

Vick...

He's gorgeous!! - damn time flies, wasn't he just born like 3 months ago? (shaking head)

Thanks Snoops, we really have been blessed with Sebastian. He's very happy, outgoing, intelligent child

He'll be 3 July 18th

and even thought he marriage didn't last we did get something incredible from it

Drav,

Now where did you pick up that ditty? ... Never let'em see you coming... :awinky:


Vick,

Great pics! Broke the news to him yet that your the Dad? *ducking*

Thanks, I think the poor child knew it from birth

The hospital was short staffed and had 3 C-Sections scheduled the day he was born and 3 other women came in while in labor at about the same time so ...

... our birth plan flew out the window and I had to assist in the birth due to a lack of available nurses, Sebastian came out with the cord wrapped around his neck twice,

While Dr unwound the cord she gave me whatever type of scissors are used for cutting the cord - it's wasn't bad enough I had a leg and was holding Kate's head with my other hand

Yes, I saw a very graphic birth up close

The first thing Sebastian ever did in this world was cry out, the second thing was take my finger in his hand

WORD OF ADVICE - FATHERS HAVE NO PLACE IN A DELIVERY ROOM
NOTHING GOOD CAN HAPPEN FROM A FATHER IN A DELIVERY ROOM
WHAT YOU SEE HAPPEN WILL STAY WITH YOU FOR LIFE

.... and not in a good way