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OTTAWA - If you pay attention to the great sex fantasy promulgated by everything from Cosmopolitan magazine to the Viagra commercials, everyone is having lots of sex.
But with a few notable exceptions -- new lovers and the women on Sex and the City -- most of us aren't having that many so-hot-it-blows-our-mind encounters.
And I'm just curious.... I mean some of you guys act like you're getting it all the time. How often do you have sex? lol- with another person!
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Originally posted by OldJeff@Oct 22 2003, 06:50 AM Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))
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QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 22 2003, 07:14 AM)
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Originally posted by -Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 07:13 AM
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Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 06:57 AM
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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 08:08 AM
I’m an expert at what I know… all things kinky & really naughty. If you asked me how to give a blowjob I’m not sure I would be such an expert on that. Ask me how to fuck a guy in the ass and I’ll give all kinds of advice! Lol
Somehow I think you and LL got that part covered. lol
OK,
here is my question along the lines of your expertise...
how do you fuck the guy in the ass with your tongue?
Those asses DO need discipline and mistres's word up close and personal, don'y you agree?
Serge I have meetings today and gotta run but you can bet *your ass* I'm going to get back to this! lol
DV
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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 08:36 AM Serge I have meetings today and gotta run but you can bet *your ass* I'm going to get back to this! lol
DV
I have no doubts!!!!!!!!!!
Bring it on, DV, let's show the rest what we know and they don';t
;-))))
Ok Serge… my first meeting is delayed. I get so annoyed with people who think they are too busy but could give a fuck about wasting your time.
Damn Serge I know you’re baiting me. I’ve spent a year watching you darling.
First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
How can I explain this without sounding like an uptight bitch…
Ok, there are people that look at the shit I do and say, “WTF? Ewwwww, that’s gross.” Images of people crawling, in bondage, sucking toes, pissing on each other, etc. etc. makes their stomachs turn. I, on the other hand get wet over such nastiness.
The same way straights feel about my kinky shit is how I feel about most of the shit they do. I mean I’m really open-minded, you know that but I just don’t have any desire to suck a man’s cock or stick my tongue in his ass.
Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian, you know that too but I do enjoy male slaves. Not because I hate men and just want to abuse them but I have found these are the things I enjoy/get off doing with men. If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.
How do you fuck a man in the ass? Lol- well the same way LL fucks you in the ass. Are you looking for variations?
I use a harness with mine to hold it in. There is only one kind of lube worth using on this planet and it’s called Astro Glide.
I position myself just so and allow enough room to fit my Magic Wand vibrator on my clit and then I ride that ass like a stallion.
I have a major bag full of tricks, trust me but if I post them all here who will buy my book? Lol
I use to write a monthly column for Nugget Magazine for almost 7 years. I loved it. I’d love to pick up an “Ask The Goddess” column again. Maybe for a big sex site.
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First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
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oh puuuhleeze, don't play hard to get, it's ME you are talking to!
;_)))
Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian
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so is voodoo...
the more thay deny it, the mnore they want it
;-))))
If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.
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yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))
when you go to GFY and post there regulary,
your asshole becomes the size of the small watermellon with the depth of the the end of the proctologist tube...your "may way "isd for the sisses,
Serge will fuck you your way and leave you crying in the corner like the rest of 'em
;-)))
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 05:39 PM yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))
Hello Dianna! It's been a long time and I apologize for that. Looks like you've been busy as hell.
I had to laugh at this thread.
Serge is actually telling the truth here....my friend Mistress Lana was totally unprepared for such as ass slut...she says her usual boys are such sissies.
Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 23 2003, 02:46 AM Btw, if it were up to Hubby, sex would be a required act each time a stray air molecule blew past his head. (Either one of them.)
I keep trying to tell him that if he ignores it, it WILL go down on its own, but he's convinced that "if it's hard, it must be ridden"
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Originally posted by eatapeach@Oct 22 2003, 11:52 PM i think oprano should have a rule that Sabby and Dianna Vesta are required to post in every thread.
sabby's avatar is sexy and dianna talks dirty just like i like it
Damn it what the fuck do you mean?
lol
Honey I am the QUEEN of nasty. I've done shit that would make you have nightmares. lol
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 05:57 AM DV, you are a lesbian (on the most part)
stay away from my wife! I'm gonna get jelous and this will turn ugly!
;-)))
You better hope the hell I don't get her S-man cuz she may not turn back. Also I'm working my ass off, making money and I'll set her up in a big ass house like yours and she'll leave your BIG ass!
But then again she might do it just for the sex. Others certainly have.
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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:21 AM
You better hope the hell I don't get her S-man cuz she may not turn back. Also I'm working my ass off, making money and I'll set her up in a big ass house like yours and she'll leave your BIG ass!
But then again she might do it just for the sex. Others certainly have.
oh puuuhhhleeze!
there are bigger asses, there are bigger houses, there are greener grass and so?
I make my wife LAUGH! the way nobody else can!
and she won't change THAT for the world
;-))
plus.....I am an IDEAL husband, she only understands 30% of my whinings,
the ULTIMATE wife's dream!
Originally posted by Torone@Oct 22 2003, 05:04 PM Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel.
That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.
If a spouse can't keep up then there should be an agreed option. I normally try to find nice jewish boys or butches cuz they never turn you down and they are just so fucking sweet about it.
See this is why D/s (dominance and submission) works so well. The roles are clearly defined. When I say, "Come over here and fuck me." she/he better do back flips with a good attitude and get down to business.
When I'm happy everyone is happy.
DV
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 05:33 PM First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
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oh puuuhleeze, don't play hard to get, it's ME you are talking to!
;_)))
hard to get??? Listen little man you DO know me and so do lots other people and my tongue ain't going in no ass. I will however smash my big ass onto your face. I hear you like that sort of thing.
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Originally posted by Sabby@Oct 22 2003, 08:56 PM Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.
Then I take a nap and go shopping!
hehe
Sabby
Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.
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