OTTAWA - If you pay attention to the great sex fantasy promulgated by everything from Cosmopolitan magazine to the Viagra commercials, everyone is having lots of sex.

But with a few notable exceptions -- new lovers and the women on Sex and the City -- most of us aren't having that many so-hot-it-blows-our-mind encounters.

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And I'm just curious.... I mean some of you guys act like you're getting it all the time. How often do you have sex? lol- with another person!

The with another person bit ruled me out of this thread :yowsa:

Since I met my wife - I never done it with another person...I just can't get it up for anybody but her...fuckin' WITCH!
;-))

Blow jobs are not counted, as according to Clinton, it ain't sex!
;-))))

Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.

I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))

Tina forces me to perform at least twice a week!

And Serge...you are correct blowjobs do not count...i like those at least 3 times a week!!

I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))[/b][/quote]
<_< pumps serge?

If you pump up a frozen dick it's breaking off.

DV

Lucky you, I am forced to be blown more often and NOBODY wants to hear my excuses!

Jim,
we gotta start
"Men are not sex objects" foundation!
;-)))

Joe Holler was here last week, sends his regards
;_)

<_< pumps serge?

If you pump up a frozen dick it's breaking off.

DV[/b][/quote]
DV, and this si why YOU started this topic and not me,
you are one Oprano Sex Expert therapist!
:wnw:

Does shopping count?

Serge! glad to hear Joe is about! hope he and Michelle are doing well!
I will have to drop him an email =)

DV, and this si why YOU started this topic and not me,
you are one Oprano Sex Expert therapist!
:wnw:[/b][/quote]
I’m an expert at what I know… all things kinky & really naughty. If you asked me how to give a blowjob I’m not sure I would be such an expert on that. Ask me how to fuck a guy in the ass and I’ll give all kinds of advice! Lol

Somehow I think you and LL got that part covered. lol

OK,
here is my question along the lines of your expertise...

how do you fuck the guy in the ass with your tongue?

Those asses DO need discipline and mistres's word up close and personal, don'y you agree?

let us hear it all!
;-)))

..and not to be just taker,
YOU teach me how to fuck a man in the ass,
and I'll teach you how to give PERFECT head!
;-)))

Serge I have meetings today and gotta run but you can bet *your ass* I'm going to get back to this! lol

DV

I have no doubts!!!!!!!!!!

Bring it on, DV, let's show the rest what we know and they don';t
;-))))

Ok Serge… my first meeting is delayed. I get so annoyed with people who think they are too busy but could give a fuck about wasting your time.

Damn Serge I know you’re baiting me. I’ve spent a year watching you darling.

First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.

How can I explain this without sounding like an uptight bitch…

Ok, there are people that look at the shit I do and say, “WTF? Ewwwww, that’s gross.” Images of people crawling, in bondage, sucking toes, pissing on each other, etc. etc. makes their stomachs turn. I, on the other hand get wet over such nastiness.

The same way straights feel about my kinky shit is how I feel about most of the shit they do. I mean I’m really open-minded, you know that but I just don’t have any desire to suck a man’s cock or stick my tongue in his ass.

Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian, you know that too but I do enjoy male slaves. Not because I hate men and just want to abuse them but I have found these are the things I enjoy/get off doing with men. If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.

How do you fuck a man in the ass? Lol- well the same way LL fucks you in the ass. Are you looking for variations?

This is the type of dildo I like to use when fucking someone in the ass
http://www.sediva.com/sediva.cgi/TAF9942.html

I use a harness with mine to hold it in. There is only one kind of lube worth using on this planet and it’s called Astro Glide.

I position myself just so and allow enough room to fit my Magic Wand vibrator on my clit and then I ride that ass like a stallion.

I have a major bag full of tricks, trust me but if I post them all here who will buy my book? Lol

I use to write a monthly column for Nugget Magazine for almost 7 years. I loved it. I’d love to pick up an “Ask The Goddess” column again. Maybe for a big sex site.

yes, gonzo must swallow

Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel. :biglaugh:

yea but are you gonna call your friends to come over n blow you?

I'm thinking about that driver services gal with the big hooters...

First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
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oh puuuhleeze, don't play hard to get, it's ME you are talking to!
;_)))

Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian
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so is voodoo...
the more thay deny it, the mnore they want it
;-))))

If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.

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yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))


when you go to GFY and post there regulary,
your asshole becomes the size of the small watermellon with the depth of the the end of the proctologist tube...your "may way "isd for the sisses,
Serge will fuck you your way and leave you crying in the corner like the rest of 'em
;-)))

Hello Dianna! It's been a long time and I apologize for that. Looks like you've been busy as hell.

I had to laugh at this thread.

Serge is actually telling the truth here....my friend Mistress Lana was totally unprepared for such as ass slut...she says her usual boys are such sissies.

Next time I'm sending BIGGER toys in advance.

I've created a monster!~

wehat do you mean "HERE"?????

I ALWAYS tell the truth!

ahahahahahahahahahaha

If you really want to confuse a webmaster , tell him the truth! ;-))))

What kind of a lesbian doesnt eat ass ??

Are you a vegetarian Lesbians ? :D

Dianna, protein is GOOD for you :wankit: :P

Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.

Then I take a nap and go shopping!

hehe


Sabby:)

i think oprano should have a rule that Sabby and Dianna Vesta are required to post in every thread.

sabby's avatar is sexy and dianna talks dirty just like i like it :D

Why, yes! Yes I do!

It's very unrealistic for me to expect sex!

Sabby, you going to share that Sybian, or will I have to talk Serge into sending one of my own??

Danny, Sabby,
you gave me an idea....
I'm gonna open Sybian RENTALS!
;-)))

Danny, Sabby,
you gave me an idea....
I'm gonna open Sybian RENTALS!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
You might wanna make that "Sanitized Sybian Rentals" :barfon:

Btw, if it were up to Hubby, sex would be a required act each time a stray air molecule blew past his head. (Either one of them.)

I keep trying to tell him that if he ignores it, it WILL go down on its own, but he's convinced that "if it's hard, it must be ridden" :yowsa:

give him another 50 years, he'll calm down
;-)))

Hello Dianna! It's been a long time and I apologize for that. Looks like you've been busy as hell.

I had to laugh at this thread.

Serge is actually telling the truth here....my friend Mistress Lana was totally unprepared for such as ass slut...she says her usual boys are such sissies.

Next time I'm sending BIGGER toys in advance.

I've created a monster!~[/b][/quote]
Hey hey LL, has been a long time. Drop me a line some time. I thought for sure when you moved to Florida I'd see you more.

So you sent Serge to a domme friend? If you need a referel let me know. Have you ever seen that butt plug the size of a football? lol- hell just use a football and let him pose for Pick'em!

Nice to see you.

DV

DV, you are a lesbian (on the most part)
stay away from my wife! I'm gonna get jelous and this will turn ugly!
;-)))

Damn it what the fuck do you mean?

lol

Honey I am the QUEEN of nasty. I've done shit that would make you have nightmares. lol

believe it when I see it!

details, please!

You better hope the hell I don't get her S-man cuz she may not turn back. Also I'm working my ass off, making money and I'll set her up in a big ass house like yours and she'll leave your BIG ass!

But then again she might do it just for the sex. Others certainly have. :)

oh puuuhhhleeze!

there are bigger asses, there are bigger houses, there are greener grass and so?

I make my wife LAUGH! the way nobody else can!
and she won't change THAT for the world
;-))

plus.....I am an IDEAL husband, she only understands 30% of my whinings,
the ULTIMATE wife's dream!

try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))

That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

If a spouse can't keep up then there should be an agreed option. I normally try to find nice jewish boys or butches cuz they never turn you down and they are just so fucking sweet about it.

See this is why D/s (dominance and submission) works so well. The roles are clearly defined. When I say, "Come over here and fuck me." she/he better do back flips with a good attitude and get down to business.

When I'm happy everyone is happy.

DV

hard to get??? Listen little man you DO know me and so do lots other people and my tongue ain't going in no ass. I will however smash my big ass onto your face. I hear you like that sort of thing. :)

That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

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you don't know Torone,
that's NOT what he meant
;-))))

Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.

try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))[/b][/quote]
hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.

promises, promisssses......

If I had a dime for every promise to sit on my face,
I'd be billionair!
;-)))))

Believe it when I see it!

show us your ass!

Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.[/b][/quote]
how about usung my kadohas instead?

hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.[/b][/quote]
why do you say that? You should try it, you might like it and this would DEFINATELLY save you milege on your ASS!
\;-)))