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Old 10-11-2003   #1
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I wonder what important United Nations Councils Gambia chairs. Given that Syria is on the Security Council and Libya is on the Human Rights Committee and Iraq was chairing the non-proliferation or equivalent committee, I imagine Gambia chairs the International Centre for Science and High Technology (ICS). For a full listing of the UN bureaucracy, visit this link: UN System.

But I digress. Surely you want to know what the fuck I'm talking about, right? No problemo....

Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

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BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said. A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure. The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.
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bugg you fucker
you touched me once in Florida and i couldnt find my dick for 3 hours while sitting with you in that funny strip club
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bugg you fucker
you touched me once in Florida and i couldnt find my dick for 3 hours while sitting with you in that funny strip club
hahaha my bad!

You had a hottie with you, too!
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These are the human beings sharing the Earth with us.
Whenever things like this start to worry me, I just click this link....

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Gambia is a fairly popular vacation destination from the UK these days. I used to send loads of people there on beach breaks and no one ever was beaten to death.
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Gambia is a fairly popular vacation destination from the UK these days. I used to send loads of people there on beach breaks and no one ever was beaten to death.
But were their penises shrunk up when they came back home? :P
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But were their penises shrunk up when they came back home? :P
I have to admit that checking that wasn't in my job description!
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Golly gee, buffy ... do you realize what kind of picture of America some ignorant Gambian could paint with only a casual perusal of the daily news?
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Golly gee, buffy ... do you realize what kind of picture of America some ignorant Gambian could paint with only a casual perusal of the daily news?
What do you mean "a casual perusal"? Doesn't perusal mean to read and examine thoroughly? Your termonology confused me. Explain?
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pe·ruse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-rz)
tr.v. pe·rused, pe·rus·ing, pe·rus·es
To read or examine, typically with great care.

Consider mine an atypical use of the word, then ...

Any idiot can find a news item to "prove" any point he wants.
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pe·ruse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-rz)
tr.v. pe·rused, pe·rus·ing, pe·rus·es
To read or examine, typically with great care.

Consider mine an atypical use of the word, then ...

Any idiot can find a news item to "prove" any point he wants.
What was I trying to prove? I wasn't making this an America vs Gambia thing, PD. I was pointing out some of the absurdities people on this planet believe. You appear to take offense at my making fun of people who think sorcery is responsible for shrinking penises. Why?
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