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Old 10-10-2003   #51
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I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

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hmmm...seems like you are an overwhelming minority
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Old 10-10-2003   #52
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Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]
Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))



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Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]
Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))
...and HOMOPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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I agree with you that saying "because its too hairy" means they would if it was shaved.

So that gives us 15 fudge packers confirmed , Serge. Whom in the right circumstances would sodomise you , in some manner.

So that leaves 6 bum bandits that claim to be too tired as a result of Carrie.

We DO know one thing about the voters...they all like ass. :-)))

Now :

I want to hear which 6 bastards are tired from fucking Carrie in the ass!

;-)))

I'd like to hear from Carrie too on this matter!


( Do you think I'm getting to anal retentive on this ? )


;-)))



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Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win.
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"No... Carrie tired me out"
OMFG!!!!
I just laughed so hard and so loud I woke the kids up!!!!!
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So which 6 are they , Carrie? ;-))))
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Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 08:24 PM
Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win.
Ahhnold is NOT getting NEAR my ass!!! (Unless he's just groping)

Nick, I cannot comment... I don't DP and tell
At least, that's what the video contract says, and I'm sticking to it!



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(Reading through this thread literally brought tears to my eyes...)
Think how Serge feels!!! ;-))) No lube is an option.


I might have a new poll.....

Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! )


;-))))

p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills
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p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills
DONE!


There's my 5 mills... let's have at it ;-))))



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Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! )
I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!
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ahahahahahahahahahaha

FUCK!!!!

Oh wells , A deals a deal!

When can you come to Vancouver for sodomy?

We can work out the who does what to whom upon arrival!

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Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
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I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!
I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s (for Carries benefit)

;-))
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I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s
Ah, what you won't do for money!

... Knew there was something I liked about you!

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Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it?
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Originally posted by Carrie+Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM-->
QUOTE (Carrie @ Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM)
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Dravyk,

I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))
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I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))
Would you do Kaiser?
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I think he's already been fucked
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I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s
Ah, what you won't do for money!

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Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it?
As a famous bulbous-nosed politician might say... "It depends on what the definition of 'it' is..."

Besides, after tiring out currently 8 people here on Oprano, and having a date with Nick, I'm not quite sure I'll have the energy left to hit anything else anytime soon... especially the toilet!
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Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P
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I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month


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and having a date with Nick,
Oh come on!!!!!

Meat and Aga must have said to you at some time :

"Look out for Nick , he'll fuck ya!"



ahahahahahaha

;-))))

They were right ;-)))



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In that case, since I've paid for the privilege, would it technically be a double-fucking?
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Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P
Ill bring the trophy to Vegas...you just bring the ass. Ill make sure its properly mounted.
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...he already owes me from gammon tonight
so? when will you take delivery? My ass is waiting
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