Lets see shall we?

All votes will remain anonomous :)

If the moneys right :yowsa:

What are you willing to pay?

:yowsa:

A whole new poll there ;-))

tree-fidy

take it or leave it

He'll take it!!!!




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ahahahahaha one ambition is now off my " to do " list

156 . ) Pimp Serge out.

))))

Wash him up nd' send him round.


No wait... send him round dirty... yeah dirty! :D

ahahahahahahahahhahahaha

holy cow....!

even split on all questions!
I never seen anything like it
;-)))

Nick, you forgot the broomstick option in your poll!

How can you think of Serge and not think of zee broomstick?!?!

Bah! No soup for you!!

The tie has been broken.

This is a fun poll.

Just cause thats what you think of , when you think of Serge. ;-)))

You get slightly uncomfortable , and feel yourself flushing .....ya little pervy!!! ;-)))

When I think of Serge , I think of the smell of a fresh mown field as the sun wrests the dew droplets with its warmth and takes the aroma heavenward :)

(Now thats grade "A" bullshit.....for free. Usually when I bullshit , I get paid or laid) ;-)))

tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))

tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:

BTW, Nick, I am sure you agree that
"No...too hairy" is actually YES vote, because I can ALWAYS shave it!
I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))

Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
I don't need no honey either!

my ass is weet the way it is!

ahahahahahahahahahah OK stop it ,Trev.

Now you are kinda weirding me out , and sort of turning me on!!!!

;-))))

I don't need no honey either!

my ass is weet the way it is![/b][/quote]
Honey?

I'm thinking rocksalt and razor blades :yowsa:

If I doing it I'm doing it good :D

Did you find it easier to shave your ass , or webmasters ?

I found webmasters easier ;-)))

My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!

Honey makes for more friction though.

Oh yeah!!! ;-))))

Honey?

I'm thinking rocksalt and razor blades :yowsa:

If I doing it I'm doing it good :D[/b][/quote]
no, no razor blades...you might scratch your penis and tongue,
"uncle Serge" cares!
;-)))

webmasters, of course!

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))

How the hell am I going to lick my own ass..

oh shit yeah this is about your ass... point taken

:D

Yeah when you and ScottPB DP'ed me , I fucking squealed. ;-)))

But I got accustomed to it (as Chris Rock says) ;-)))

Nick, c;mon!

1) we paid you millions for your "ass"

2) you learned something valuable from us which allowed you to be the ass fucker of your own right
;-)))

So lemme get this right here:

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


Only on Oprano :wnw:

No argument here :-))))

actually, it was MORE than a mil
;-)))

I certainly won't be suing anyone.

Which currently on Oprano puts me in a minority ;-)))

*covering my ears* la la la la la la la

It was more like 5m Canadian ;-)))

I don't mind you saying so , cause the single most important thing you taught me was..."Pay your taxes"

And ,a couple of audits , later , I have :-))))

After all they got Capone for taxes!

Nick, can't believe you have slipped in the word "minge" yet.

This is a trick question - isn't it?

I mean... people have tried to fuck Serge in the ass a few times over the years, only to end up being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" - lol

Truly nobody would ever try it again - would they? Not many can withstand the fury of zee broomstick! How many of those wanna-be-fuckers are even still in the biz? :blink:

So no thank you - my answer will be "no" :awinky:

BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))

Kath,
time changes, we change...nothing is static on the net anymore
;-)))

Please don't discourage people, I don't bite....
;-)))

maybe she is a lesbo and wants Carrie even more????
;-)))

Awww shit!!!

Whats the point then?

I've lived to see Kath say "fuckee"! Wooo-wooo!! :rokk:

Yeah, and T-Rex only took precocious nibbles. :D

maybe she is a lesbo and wants Carrie even more????
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Naw.... I just watched you chew up webmasters for breakfast, lunch, dinner and even a midnight snack when I was a newbie. lol I know nothing is static... and you seem to be a "gentler, kinder Serge" today (Suze has been good for you I think), but I still remember their cries on old CONDOM... :cryin:


.....but..... I will admit that maybe a few of us who are too afraid to actually try to be the "fucker" might want to contribute toward that 5m Canadian in our own way.......

Nick - are you selling tickets to folks who just want to watch but not get their "hands dirty" with the actual act??? :groucho:

Glad I made your day Drav... lol :yowsa:

Yeah... I figured I've been on that end of things long enough in my online "career" to be able to say the word out loud. Things are changing though... I'm nobody's _______ [insert word of choice here: sidekick, bitch, patsy] anymore. :awinky:

Live On pay-per-view.

It could work. :-)

This is getting way out of hand here...

I'm paying tree-fidy no more!

So someone else can pay for the cams

It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.

do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))

do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))[/b][/quote]
Youll have to tell KB to move first.

It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


:devil:

I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz

Watch out they are going to call you queer or something...

Amen, Photo!!

Who made the most money out of the Gold Rush of 1849??

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.

.

.

.

A company with an ancillary product line.

Some little guy who made and sold the miners more rugged pants.

... And 154 years later, Levi's is still here and making the $$$!

hahahahhaha!
seems like I did teach people SOMETHING useful
;-)))