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Old 10-10-2003   #1
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Lets see shall we?

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What are you willing to pay?



A whole new poll there ;-))
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tree-fidy

take it or leave it
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He'll take it!!!!




(((

ahahahahaha one ambition is now off my " to do " list

156 . ) Pimp Serge out.

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He'll take it!!!!




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ahahahahaha one ambition is now off my " to do " list

156 . ) Pimp Serge out.

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Wash him up nd' send him round.


No wait... send him round dirty... yeah dirty!
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No wait... send him round dirty... yeah dirty!
ahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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holy cow....!

even split on all questions!
I never seen anything like it
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Nick, you forgot the broomstick option in your poll!

How can you think of Serge and not think of zee broomstick?!?!

Bah! No soup for you!!
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The tie has been broken.
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How can you think of Serge and not think of zee broomstick?!?!
Just cause thats what you think of , when you think of Serge. ;-)))

You get slightly uncomfortable , and feel yourself flushing .....ya little pervy!!! ;-)))

When I think of Serge , I think of the smell of a fresh mown field as the sun wrests the dew droplets with its warmth and takes the aroma heavenward

(Now thats grade "A" bullshit.....for free. Usually when I bullshit , I get paid or laid) ;-)))
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The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
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..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
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BTW, Nick, I am sure you agree that
"No...too hairy" is actually YES vote, because I can ALWAYS shave it!
I shaved harder objects than that!
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Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya
ahahahahahahahahahah OK stop it ,Trev.

Now you are kinda weirding me out , and sort of turning me on!!!!

;-))))
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I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))
Did you find it easier to shave your ass , or webmasters ?

I found webmasters easier ;-)))

My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!
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I don't need no honey either!
Honey makes for more friction though.

Oh yeah!!! ;-))))
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I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))
Did you find it easier to shave your ass , or webmasters ?

I found webmasters easier ;-)))

My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!
webmasters, of course!

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 06:01 PM
no, no razor blades...you might scratch your penis and tongue,
"uncle Serge" cares!
;-)))
How the hell am I going to lick my own ass..

oh shit yeah this is about your ass... point taken

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Webmasters ,of course

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))
Yeah when you and ScottPB DP'ed me , I fucking squealed. ;-)))

But I got accustomed to it (as Chris Rock says) ;-)))
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Webmasters ,of course

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))
Yeah when you and ScottPB DP'ed me , I fucking squealed. ;-)))

But I got accustomed to it (as Chris Rock says) ;-)))
Nick, c;mon!

1) we paid you millions for your "ass"

2) you learned something valuable from us which allowed you to be the ass fucker of your own right
;-)))
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So lemme get this right here:

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


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Nick, c;mon!

1) we paid you millions for your "ass"

2) you learned something valuable from us which allowed you to be the ass fucker of your own right
;-)))
No argument here :-))))
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So lemme get this right here:

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


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actually, it was MORE than a mil
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Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!
I certainly won't be suing anyone.

Which currently on Oprano puts me in a minority ;-)))
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BTW, Nick, I am sure you agree that
"No...too hairy" is actually YES vote, because I can ALWAYS shave it!
I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))
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actually, it was MORE than a mil
;-)))
It was more like 5m Canadian ;-)))

I don't mind you saying so , cause the single most important thing you taught me was..."Pay your taxes"

And ,a couple of audits , later , I have :-))))

After all they got Capone for taxes!
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My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!
Nick, can't believe you have slipped in the word "minge" yet.
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This is a trick question - isn't it?

I mean... people have tried to fuck Serge in the ass a few times over the years, only to end up being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" - lol

Truly nobody would ever try it again - would they? Not many can withstand the fury of zee broomstick! How many of those wanna-be-fuckers are even still in the biz?

So no thank you - my answer will be "no"
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So no thank you - my answer will be "no"
BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))
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Kath,
time changes, we change...nothing is static on the net anymore
;-)))

Please don't discourage people, I don't bite....
;-)))
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So no thank you - my answer will be "no"
BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))
maybe she is a lesbo and wants Carrie even more????
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I don't bite....
Awww shit!!!

Whats the point then?
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I've lived to see Kath say "fuckee"! Wooo-wooo!!

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Yeah, and T-Rex only took precocious nibbles.
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I've lived to see Kath say "fuckee"! Wooo-wooo!!
Glad I made your day Drav... lol

Yeah... I figured I've been on that end of things long enough in my online "career" to be able to say the word out loud. Things are changing though... I'm nobody's _______ [insert word of choice here: sidekick, bitch, patsy] anymore.
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Nick - are you selling tickets to folks who just want to watch but not get their "hands dirty" with the actual act???
Live On pay-per-view.

It could work. :-)
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This is getting way out of hand here...

I'm paying tree-fidy no more!

So someone else can pay for the cams
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It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
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It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
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It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


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I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

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I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

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Originally posted by nlphoto@Oct 10 2003, 02:46 PM
I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !
Amen, Photo!!

Who made the most money out of the Gold Rush of 1849??

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A company with an ancillary product line.

Some little guy who made and sold the miners more rugged pants.

... And 154 years later, Levi's is still here and making the $$$!
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It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


hahahahhaha!
seems like I did teach people SOMETHING useful
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