Am I a Lesbian?

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In a south park episode, the kids get a substitute teacher who all the boys fall in love with........

They go to chef (Isaac Hayes) and ask him how they can get her "to make sweet love by the fire" and he informs them that "chillun, she is a lesbian and only likes other lesbians".....

They decide that they want to be lesbians, but first they have to find out what a lesbian is... They ask several people...

One memorable scene, they go to Cartman's house and he is down on all fours with his tongue against the carpet... The other boys ask him "what the hell are you doing Cartman?"... He replies that he is "licking carpet, my mom says that if you want to be a lesbian you have to lick the carpet"... Next thing all 4 boys are down licking carpet.......

There are several other great scenes in it as they go on there quest to become lesbians....

Episode 111 - Toms Rhinplasty aka "Dont fuck with Wendy Kasterberger"(1st season) if you get a chance to see it, do.........