just curious....
;-)

Im a lesbian,

With a big clit.

:P

Do you want to be a lesbian?

My mom and I are both lesbians, at least thats what the paperwork says :P



Last edited by clemsontiger at Sep 10 2003, 03:54 PM

All men are lesbians........................


:yowsa:

That might be true, if there were no gays.

voodoo, besides me, how many more gay guys expressed interest in you?
;-)))

I think your fears are highly overrated
;-)))

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

Don't worry Serge shaving doesn't make you a lesbian. :nyanya:

LOL Vick!

You know it truly is disturbing how many men there are that come into my chat when Im on cam and pretend to be lesbians. I can tell they arent really women. So strange why they do this. But I just go along with it.

I just had some nutcase on my WEBMASTER board a couple days ago, calling himself "sweetgirl" and pretending to be a girl. He was being a loser and insulting all the girls on my board. We looked up his yahoo profile from the addy he used to sign up to the board and it said MALE. I banned him.

Men are so weird.


Sabby:)

..and give lousy head!
;-))))

..and give lousy head!
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you must be choosing the wrong ones!!!
:P

you must be choosing the wrong ones!!!
:P[/b][/quote]
cj, I never had luck with men
;-(((

most give lousy heads, bad stock advices, etc....

am I getting in trouble again with my English?
;-)))

no darling, i think you said exactly what you meant!!! :biglaugh:

trust me, there are men who give good head :awinky:

cj,
when I find one - I'll let you know
;-)))

hey, Oprano-men,
who of you give a good head????

Ouniq, I am not asking you!
;-)))

In a south park episode, the kids get a substitute teacher who all the boys fall in love with........

They go to chef (Isaac Hayes) and ask him how they can get her "to make sweet love by the fire" and he informs them that "chillun, she is a lesbian and only likes other lesbians".....

They decide that they want to be lesbians, but first they have to find out what a lesbian is... They ask several people...

One memorable scene, they go to Cartman's house and he is down on all fours with his tongue against the carpet... The other boys ask him "what the hell are you doing Cartman?"... He replies that he is "licking carpet, my mom says that if you want to be a lesbian you have to lick the carpet"... Next thing all 4 boys are down licking carpet.......

There are several other great scenes in it as they go on there quest to become lesbians....

Episode 111 - Toms Rhinplasty aka "Dont fuck with Wendy Kasterberger"(1st season) if you get a chance to see it, do.........