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Old 02-20-2003   #1
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Thought I would try and lighten the mood a little!

My title under my avatar says: "Not gay, just really effeminate!"

Well I will have you know, I am in NO WAY effeminate! I am a macho man. I eat like a man, dress like a man, and walk and talk like a man. All of your women want me.

Yes I watch American Idol on occasion, but that alone can not typecast me as effeminate.

Therefore I feel slandered and threatened. Please respond to this poll so that I know how I should proceed.


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Old 02-20-2003   #2
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Yes I watch American Idol on occasion
That's ok if you're watching to see Simon insult people

and you left a choice out - sueing yourself
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on behalf of everyone living in the United Kingdom I would like to beg you to keep Simon over there please. Not only it he a high waist banded twit but he does his best to ruin music. Keep him, please.


and btw..all the captions have male slants..maybe the penis challenged should sue too



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Old 02-20-2003   #5
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and btw..all the captions have male slants..maybe the penis challenged should sue too
I've noticed that, Sarah... but personally, I find bitching to be SO much more enjoyable than litigation.

So, c'mon Oprano, cough up a few gynocentric tags, eh?

I'd like mine to read, "understands men, and likes them anyway."
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Love it Rox! I'll take 'Female by birth, bitch by choice.'

Sword, you have a manhood?!?
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Damn, wish I'd thought that one up! :P
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I'll take "my penis is bigger than brad shaw's!!!"
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Shit!!! My penis is bigger than Brad Shaw's and mine is ingrowing!!!
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Old 02-20-2003   #10
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Damn, I'm taking a beating in this poll. It was self deprecating humor, the last two options. Imagine my surprise when that is the only 2 everyone else chooses!

Incidentally, I voted too and chose "Go ahead pissant, Sue. Oprano will crush you." Hahaha.

Is it unfair to vote in my own poll?
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HAHA great poll!! However, I think you missed a choice....

"Oprano has no money. Serge ran off with piggy bank and new fedner stratocaster and is starting a thrash metal band in S. America"

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HAHA great poll!! However, I think you missed a choice....

"Oprano has no money. Serge ran off with piggy bank and new fedner stratocaster and is starting a thrash metal band in S. America"

OOOhhhhh... he did, huh? Think I can audition to be their vocalist?
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Rox, you would have to outdo Vanilla Ice (seriously)... that's a tall order. :-)

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last time I saw Vanilla Ice he was hosting some 'babes and biking' show on a cable channel over here.
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HAHA great poll!! However, I think you missed a choice....

"Oprano has no money. Serge ran off with piggy bank and new fedner stratocaster and is starting a thrash metal band in S. America"

LOL :P

Well I swear to god I will harm myself and possibly others if I ever turn on the TV and see Serge doing that stupid Ice Ice Baby vanilla ice dance!!!

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