Thought I would try and lighten the mood a little!

My title under my avatar says: "Not gay, just really effeminate!"

Well I will have you know, I am in NO WAY effeminate! I am a macho man. I eat like a man, dress like a man, and walk and talk like a man. All of your women want me.

Yes I watch American Idol on occasion, but that alone can not typecast me as effeminate.

Therefore I feel slandered and threatened. Please respond to this poll so that I know how I should proceed.


:agrin: :agrin:

That's ok if you're watching to see Simon insult people

and you left a choice out - sueing yourself

That's ok if you're watching to see Simon insult people

and you left a choice out - sueing yourself[/b][/quote]
That's exactly why I watch. Simon rocks! :rokk:

I wonder if I could take out liability insurance, then sue myself, then get the multi-million dollar proceeds from the insurance? :yowsa:

on behalf of everyone living in the United Kingdom I would like to beg you to keep Simon over there please. Not only it he a high waist banded twit but he does his best to ruin music. Keep him, please.


and btw..all the captions have male slants..maybe the penis challenged should sue too ;)



Last edited by sarah_webinc at Feb 20 2003, 05:03 PM

I've noticed that, Sarah... but personally, I find bitching to be SO much more enjoyable than litigation.

So, c'mon Oprano, cough up a few gynocentric tags, eh?

I'd like mine to read, "understands men, and likes them anyway." :nyanya:

Love it Rox! I'll take 'Female by birth, bitch by choice.' :D

Sword, you have a manhood?!? :huh:

Damn, wish I'd thought that one up! :P

I'll take "my penis is bigger than brad shaw's!!!"

Shit!!! My penis is bigger than Brad Shaw's and mine is ingrowing!!! :)

Damn, I'm taking a beating in this poll. It was self deprecating humor, the last two options. Imagine my surprise when that is the only 2 everyone else chooses! :D

Incidentally, I voted too and chose "Go ahead pissant, Sue. Oprano will crush you." Hahaha.

Is it unfair to vote in my own poll?

HAHA great poll!! However, I think you missed a choice....

"Oprano has no money. Serge ran off with piggy bank and new fedner stratocaster and is starting a thrash metal band in S. America"

:rokk: :rokk:

OOOhhhhh... he did, huh? Think I can audition to be their vocalist? :groucho:

Rox, you would have to outdo Vanilla Ice (seriously)... that's a tall order. :-)

Alex

last time I saw Vanilla Ice he was hosting some 'babes and biking' show on a cable channel over here.

LOL :P

Well I swear to god I will harm myself and possibly others if I ever turn on the TV and see Serge doing that stupid Ice Ice Baby vanilla ice dance!!!

:agrin: :agrin: