A question for the masses.....

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

So how does one get to know people in the adult industry? I'm trying to ask as relevent a question as I can muster. But you know me.....crazy ole scarecrow!!!!

[helix]

Do you mean performers, webmasters, program owners?

[Hammer]

Why not start by becoming an adult webmaster so you have a reason to be here other than for comic relief?

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

[helix]

http://www.cozyacademy.com/

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

I can put it up for you on my domain crackwhoreflophouse.com .

Look it up and youll see its no joke.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

He coauthored it with that crack head from Xtube.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

Well, I have one in the works. I outsourced it to a guy in PI and have been waiting to hear back from him for a while now. First his mother died, then his father died, then his sister died, the his mother died again (I understand that while that is uncommon here, it is very common there), then, um, let's see, oh yeaf, then he died. I thought it was a dead project at that point but then he got hisself up and ressurrected.

I would move it away from him but I don't know I already laid out 10 bucks on this deal dammit.

Anyway, be looking for it at ShaveMeSillyCash.com



Should only be like


TWO WEEKS

[Hammer]

Apparently your guy didn't have as many family members as the ones I've used, but I'm glad to hear it will be done in two weeks... unless he dies again.

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

Whatever he does for kicks?

Well for kicks, He makes me more & more $$$ promoting the girls that I get using his system

Originally Posted by hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

I'm not complaining Scarie Crowie Guy

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

. Now go fuck a donkey .

Newbie webmasters should really stay away from beastie and other forms of illegal contant





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[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

Sarettah's quickie guide to adult webmastering

1. Learn how to code html.
2. Purchase an appropriately named domain.
3. Purchase a virual (shared) hosting package from an adult friendly host.
4. Sign up for several sponsors that you like the sites of and think you might be able to sell.Then learn some stuff about blogs and get some blo
5. Download some content and ads from the sponsors.
6. Build a free site with 2 gallery pages (good instructions for this can be found at cozyacademy, netpond or vnwr.com)
7. Get people here or at the newbie boards to critique, critique, critique your sites until they are ready for submission.
8. submit the free site to many adult link lists.
9. submit the 2 gallery pages as stand alone galleries to many tgps.
10. go back to number 4 and do it again and again and again and again and again.............

Then learn some stuff about blogs and get some blogs up and running...

or...

Go to the adult boards and pretend that you are a big player, make a total nuisance of yourself, get a rep (good or bad does not matter as long as your board persona gets mad page views). Then start whoring, er, I mean selling your sig on the boards

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.

Why u always gotta be bring your wife in the story????
And your comments is useless without pictures man as usual.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Go to the adult boards and pretend that you are a big player, make a total nuisance of yourself, get a rep (good or bad does not matter as long as your board persona gets mad page views). Then start whoring, er, I mean selling your sig on the boards

Where is Rhetorical, by the way?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Where is Rhetorical, by the way?

Rhetorical may be many things, but a sigwhore is not one of them....












whore would cover it

[softball]

"Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50."
That much? Man you got ripped off.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50."
That much? Man you got ripped off.

Nah, I was just adding in my markup in case he decided to go through me.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

Any chance you may have had of being accepted here, just got fucked by that donkey.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

So how does one get to know people in the adult industry? I'm trying to ask as relevent a question as I can muster. But you know me.....crazy ole scarecrow!!!!

here is what you did, you came to a board where business gets done drooling over a webmistress. Do not feel bad, that is exactly what you are supposed to do. Then you pulled up a chair at the big boys table, made your self look like an ass on at least 3 occassions then ask how to do what we do.

get a credit card, grab your cock and act like a 22 year old boy is supposed to act. beat out your fantasies while staining your carpet. When I was 22 and married I didn't have free time though because I was either working or knocking the bottom out of my fine ass wife.

Hammer is a dick? Dude grow up. You are about as bright as some drunk fucking hillbilly walking into a bar and starts picking on the old asian guy.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Nah, I was just adding in my markup in case he decided to go through me.

Should I be worried? lol

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Should I be worried? lol

LOL. I would have almost bet that would be your response.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

LOL. I would have almost bet that would be your response.

you win. Could you please give posting lessons to Toby and Rcourt?

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

you win. Could you please give posting lessons to Toby and Rcourt?

no thanks, I'm not interested in pulling strings, pushing buttons, or stirring shit simply for the entertainment value.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

you win. Could you please give posting lessons to Toby and Rcourt?

I admit I would use an outsourcer for that project.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I admit I would use an outsourcer for that project.

Now that's funny.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I admit I would use an outsourcer for that project.

Your in the dog house aint ya? she aint givin up none huh?
I understand now why you use her so much when you post.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Your in the dog house aint ya? she aint givin up none huh?
I understand now why you use her so much when you post.

WoooooHooooooo

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Snowman

here is what you did, you came to a board where business gets done drooling over a webmistress. Do not feel bad, that is exactly what you are supposed to do. Then you pulled up a chair at the big boys table, made your self look like an ass on at least 3 occassions then ask how to do what we do.

get a credit card, grab your cock and act like a 22 year old boy is supposed to act. beat out your fantasies while staining your carpet. When I was 22 and married I didn't have free time though because I was either working or knocking the bottom out of my fine ass wife.

Hammer is a dick? Dude grow up. You are about as bright as some drunk fucking hillbilly walking into a bar and starts picking on the old asian guy.

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

Hey guy - we arent all women that run websites and a lot of these guys tried to explain it to you. Some of us are promotional companies that promote sites like Carly's to surfers like you.

It started off civil but as I tried to explain to you if your a fan you are going to get bored on here very quickly. However I didnt mind if you hung around.

I let Carly know she had a fan looking for her on here so thats how you got her attention. And I am certain you will find both her webcam shows as well as her site very entertaining. She is a very nice lady. What you see there is REAL.

However Oprano is about the business end of this industry and not about matchmaking guys with the ladies behind the sites. I am sorry you are disappointed.

If your looking to meet pornstars there is a show in Vegas that AVN puts on in january called AEE. Adult Entertainment Expo.

All hope is not lost though.

I thank you for giving me a new idea and I am in the process of getting it off the ground and once it is online I will email you about it and give you free access to it as thanks!

There wont be any banning. I told you that youd be disappointed.

It would be like me going into a gay bar where Jenna was making an appearance for Naked Sword.

Id be in the wrong place with the wrong idea.

[Buckwheat]

Thuntnerbird Wine is on sale 4 2.79 at Food lion

[softball]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly..

Well Dr Hill William, that about says it all.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

Danggggg Scarie Crowie Dude.., Now u made me feel all bad and stuff

Here ya go bro..,



DAMN... Squirting Carly puts on a fucking juicy awesome show



Make sure Mr. HP doesn't come in here now

[helix]

wtf...I did try and help you by referring you to http://www.cozyacademy.com/ for free adult webmaster classes.
*sigh

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

So how does one get to know people in the adult industry? I'm trying to ask as relevent a question as I can muster. But you know me.....crazy ole scarecrow!!!!

I can tell you how NOT to do it...

That is hounding them and generally acting like some psycho stalker. TOO MUCH attention, especially when it comes to waning to see them in real life, will creep them out.

[softball]

he is a customer. End or story. Why bother replying?

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?

[Hammer]

Well played, Snowman. Pretty much game, set and match.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Well played, Snowman. Pretty much game, set and match.

Thanks Hammer, I am crossing my fingers that he carries this further though. I am pretty sure he'll bite

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Snowman

Thanks Hammer, I am crossing my fingers that he carries this further though. I am pretty sure he'll bite

Maybe, but he's just not good enough at pissing to make it a challenge for someone with your fine skills.

[softball]

"Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless."

Man this guy is good. I think I have to fold my tent now. Shit, how humiliating after all these years on the interweb to have been humbled by a snowman. Sayanara.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Maybe, but he's just not good enough at pissing to make it a challenge for someone with your fine skills.

Aweee now see, you have me blushing. Thank you very much for the compliment

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless."

Man this guy is good. I think I have to fold my tent now. Shit, how humiliating after all these years on the interweb to have been humbled by a snowman. Sayanara.

I, for one, certainly hope you are not serious.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Snowman

I, for one, certainly hope you are not serious.

Dood, I am so serious. You are good. Keep on posting. We all have something to learn from you I am sure. Go nuts.
LMFAO

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Dood, I am so serious. You are good. Keep on posting. We all have something to learn from you I am sure. Go nuts.
LMFAO

LMAO!!

No Friends
No Enemies
Just Honesty

[softball]

Originally Posted by Snowman

LMAO!!

No Friends
No Enemies
Just Honesty

Now that was funny as fuck.