Rhetorical this is for you

[gonzo]

Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

I'll be in my bunk.

[sarettah]

How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image?

[softball]

Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.

Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

Ah, I shoulda known that. A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends. LMFAO. I thought it was a mid west tourist who stumbled out of a Winnebago.

[Forest]

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Forest

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by sarettah

How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image?

Baby steps dude, baby steps...

At least he got it off the camera and onto the web this time. That's progress...

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends.

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Well in the past year, I have been on the Cote d'Azure, Ipanema and Copacabana, and this shit has disappeared. That should tell this chick something. Hey, but trailer trash sells. Who am I to argue with commerce? But if I was this girl, I would stash that trash with my big hair curlers.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[Hammer]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Your not gonna bring your wife in this again? are ya?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

you're too easy

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Jace

you're too easy

I'm old.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Edit: I just saw your last post...you are if that girl turns your crank. Or maybe, not old enough.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Fiji water.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Fiji water.

What do they put in that shit....kava?

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

What do they put in that shit....kava?

I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

kava

[Forest]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

i prefer one size too small

makes my feet look thexy

[spazlabz]

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

wheres the pics of Vittoria?


spaz

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

[gonzo]

She really is one of the nicest women in this business.

Id like to see her personal site do well.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

LOL Shitting Vulture was correct........ you ARE a dick LOL

freaking bragger!!!


spaz

[Hammer]

What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Hammer

What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.

I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show!


spaz

[softball]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show!


spaz

No, but it is enough to join a certain Canadian girl's website, I hear.

[bluemoney]

Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

[softball]

Here's what that ass needs.....
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/601799/the_super_wedgie/

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Thank ya hammer!!!

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Jace

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

But dont you hate tan lines............

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

I dont mind tan lines....follow 'em like a road map...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

I can't speak for Jace, but I think tanlines can be very sexy.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

Guys love tan lines. Guys love panties. Girls like this Trisha person don't get it. That is why her site.....for me....is boring as stink. But hey what do I know. The big ass picture...well those are a dime a dozen. Girl, you are BORING. I hope this helps you in your future endeavours because it seems that it is just not me that is calling you out. If you can't think like a man, then you will never...and I stand by this....make more than a 100K a year which, in porn, is pathetic. Here's lookin' at you kid.

[Jace]

my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

Less is more. You can take that to the bank.

[Hammer]

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Jace

so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe

Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.

Keep me posted

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

Nothing to do with fashion. Hell, I make my living out of retro. But when some chick sticks her ass in my face in a worn out old thong that should have died ten years ago, I kind of tell it like it is. She has a great ass and no taste. I find it boring as stink. Great asses are what....lets see....400 bucks a day. All day long. So what is the big deal? I mean this in the best possible taste.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

curiouser and curiouser. So you have a vested interest in this girl. No wonder you are promoting her around here. Hmmmmm. But I always suspected there was an ulterior motive in your posts. Nice try. Pitch another vanilla web girl.