Nude Burglar Surfs Porn

gonzo · 06-18-2007

Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.

Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.

The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.

On the computer were several windows open on porn sites. The man was dressed only in shoes and socks, and was covered in cuts and bruises. Bloodstains were found in several rooms in the house.

The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar.

Arevalo complained: 'We were up until 5 a.m. cleaning.'

'We've never had anybody in our house butt naked and bleeding,' he added.

iamkathi · 06-18-2007

ok, so I get the story... but it is the behind the scenes story I want to know.

Why were his clothes at a bar and how many homes did he try to get into before he picked this one?

And will he claim Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a defense?

Oh and what sites did he have open on the computer????

softball · 06-18-2007

I think he will sue the homeowners for allowing porn on their computers and not attending to his wounds when he was obviously in distress.

spazlabz · 06-18-2007

Come ON! how is this a surprise to anyone? Every time I do a little B & E i make sure to visit my favorite freesites and rub one out

spaz

06-18-2007	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Nude Burglar Surfs Porn Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer. Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much. The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer. On the computer were several windows open on porn sites. The man was dressed only in shoes and socks, and was covered in cuts and bruises. Bloodstains were found in several rooms in the house. The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar. Arevalo complained: 'We were up until 5 a.m. cleaning.' 'We've never had anybody in our house butt naked and bleeding,' he added. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

06-18-2007	#2
iamkathi Members Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 289	Re: Nude Burglar Surfs Porn ok, so I get the story... but it is the behind the scenes story I want to know. Why were his clothes at a bar and how many homes did he try to get into before he picked this one? And will he claim Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a defense? Oh and what sites did he have open on the computer???? __________________

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softball Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,165	Re: Nude Burglar Surfs Porn I think he will sue the homeowners for allowing porn on their computers and not attending to his wounds when he was obviously in distress.

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spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	Re: Nude Burglar Surfs Porn Come ON! how is this a surprise to anyone? Every time I do a little B & E i make sure to visit my favorite freesites and rub one out spaz __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells!