Teacher arrested.....

Lisa · 01-17-2006

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discoveredto be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, US Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

Sin · 01-17-2006

LMFAO Oh shit that was awesome

PornoDoggy · 01-17-2006

Hey - I'm not so sure I disagree with "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult."

When in high school, I attempted to get out of Algebra class by maintaining it was a communist plot.

JoesHO · 01-17-2006

only problem is John ashcroft is not the attorney general anymore

PornoDoggy · 01-17-2006

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

only problem is John ashcroft is not the attorney general anymore

I don't think of that as a problem in any way, shape, or form.

JoesHO · 01-17-2006

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I don't think of that as a problem in any way, shape, or form.

well I must admit, I liked him better than gonzolas...

Dravyk · 01-17-2006

In related developments, investigators overheard some of the Al-Gebra members discussing a new method for exploding the weapons of math destruction using a process called Triggernometry.

facialfreak · 01-17-2006

That's awesome!

It went out to my email list this morning ..

PornoDoggy · 01-17-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

In related developments, investigators overheard some of the Al-Gebra members discussing a new method for exploding the weapons of math destruction using a process called Triggernometry.

I believe the EU is trying to make sure that Iran doesn't get none of that.

Winetalk.com · 01-17-2006

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

well I must admit, I liked him better than gonzolas...

Gonzo, they call it Freudian slip

JoesHO · 01-17-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Gonzo, they call it Freudian slip

who is theis frottoian you speak of ?

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