"Dirty Money" and Judaism (Luke Ford Homage..sort of)

Winetalk.com · 08-24-2005

Saturday service at the Synagoge. Rabbai is raising money for the new building. The congregation is $750,000 short. A brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000. Rabbai asked her to sit down and refuses the donation without explanation and continues the fund raising. Another $250,000 raised and the congregation is still short $500,000. A brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000 with the same results.
Rabbai asking everybody to look hard in their finances and do the best. Another $250,000 raised and they are still short $250,000.
Once again a brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000. Rabbai can no longer remain calm and tells her that they can not accept the dirty money. Silence in the room was broken by an old Jew outcry:
"What do you mean "dirty money"? It's OUR money!

MorganGrayson · 08-24-2005

08-24-2005	#1
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	"Dirty Money" and Judaism (Luke Ford Homage..sort of) Saturday service at the Synagoge. Rabbai is raising money for the new building. The congregation is $750,000 short. A brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000. Rabbai asked her to sit down and refuses the donation without explanation and continues the fund raising. Another $250,000 raised and the congregation is still short $500,000. A brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000 with the same results. Rabbai asking everybody to look hard in their finances and do the best. Another $250,000 raised and they are still short $250,000. Once again a brothel owner raises her hand and pledges $250,000. Rabbai can no longer remain calm and tells her that they can not accept the dirty money. Silence in the room was broken by an old Jew outcry: "What do you mean "dirty money"? It's OUR money! __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

08-24-2005	#2
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