Rumsfield and Kennedy

Mike AI · 03-09-2004

I was sent this by a friend in e-mail. I am always skeptical with things like this. While it sounds funny, its is probably too good to be true. Figure I would pass it on.

Quote:

Mess with the bull and sometimes you get the horn!

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told Sen. Edward M. Kennedy yesterday that he was "all wet" when the Senator alleged that the Bush administration lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction to
justify going to war.

The verbal clash came during Mr. Rumsfeld's testimony at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing probing the state of pre-war intelligence.

Sen. Kennedy began his questioning of the Defense Secretary by saying, "Don't you think some members of the Bush administration should be held legally accountable for the lies they told about Iraqi weapons, and the subsequent cover-up?"

"First, with all due respect Senator Kennedy, you're all wet," said Mr. Rumsfeld "The administration has not lied or covered up. However, in general, I do believe that when a man commits a crime he should face the bar of justice. He should not be allowed to serve in positions of power in our government, and be hailed as a leader, when the question of his guilt remains unresolved, if you know what I mean."

"I'm sure I do not know what you mean," Mr. Kennedy said. "But the American people deserve to know why you can't find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction."

"Sometimes things are hard to find, even when you know where they are," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "For example, I've heard of a man who missed a bridge and drove his car into the water, even though he knew where the bridge was. And then sometimes you just keep diving into a problem and despite repeated efforts, you come up empty handed. That doesn't mean that nothing's there. As you know, eventually, the truth comes to light."

Having no further questions, Mr. Kennedy yielded the remainde r of his time.

Peaches · 03-09-2004

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/kennedy.asp

Edd · 03-09-2004

well if it IS true all I can say is way to go Rummy!

I think its great to see Chappaquiddick come back and haunt Kennedy's ass from time to time.... elitist shitheel....

Mike AI · 03-09-2004

Thanks for the link Peaches.

I sent it to my friend who sent me the e-mail. He will probably be dissappointed.

sextoyking · 03-10-2004

Mike,

that would never happen in a public arena, not sure if he would ever say such a thing in private to Sen. Ken. Either.

Carrie · 03-10-2004

I know it's not true, but I like it anyway.
Kennedy is a pig.

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