|
Notices |
Legacy Archived Main Board Business chat and general industry chat. All participation is welcome. Dont post your fucking spam here. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-27-2003 | #1 |
Members
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 103
|
|
10-27-2003 | #2 |
Members
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 103
|
Only an application for patent, it should be noted.
|
10-27-2003 | #3 |
Administrator
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 11,618
|
Didn't they also claim the patent for having online affiliates as well??
|
10-27-2003 | #4 | |
FFN PERSONAL TRAINER
$100 for every ImLive sign-up
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: N. Miami
Posts: 4,622
|
Quote:
|
|
10-27-2003 | #5 |
Members
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 103
|
Swinging on your backyard swing was a patented method last year:
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?...RS=PN/6,368,227 United States Patent 6,368,227 Olson April 9, 2002 Method of swinging on a swing Abstract A method of swing on a swing is disclosed, in which a user positioned on a standard swing suspended by two chains from a substantially horizontal tree branch induces side to side motion by pulling alternately on one chain and then the other. I claim: 1. A method of swinging on a swing, the method comprising the steps of: a) suspending a seat for supporting a user between only two chains that are hung from a tree branch; positioning a user on the seat so that the user is facing a direction perpendicular to the tree branch; c) having the user pull alternately on one chain to induce movement of the user and the swing toward one side, and then on the other chain to induce movement of the user and the swing toward the other side; and d) repeating step c) to create side-to-side swinging motion, relative to the user, that is parallel to the tree branch. 2. The method of claim 1, wherein the method is practiced independently by the user to create the side-to-side motion from an initial dead stop. 3. The method of claim 1, wherein the method further comprises the step of: e) inducing a component of forward and back motion into the swinging motion, resulting in a swinging path that is generally shaped as an oval. 4. The method of claim 3, wherein the magnitude of the component of forward and back motion is less than the component of side-to-side motion. (actually this one was revoked recently) |
10-27-2003 | #6 | |
Eternal Newbie
Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Inside your monitor
Posts: 2,850
|
Quote:
Do they hand out joints with the morning coffee for the USPO workers?!?!
__________________
Need a kick-ass design done quickly? I recommend Sex Creator - they absolutely ROCK. |
|
10-27-2003 | #7 | |
Eternal Newbie
Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Inside your monitor
Posts: 2,850
|
Quote:
Abstract An online marketplace system provides various features for assisting users in listing products for sale, locating the listings for a product, and performing related actions. A user wishing to sell a product can browse to an existing description of the product in an electronic catalog and then select an option to create a corresponding listing. If the user previously purchased the product via the system, the user may alternatively select the product from a personal purchase history. To create the listing for the selected product, the user preferably specifies the product's condition and a selling price. The pending listings for a product are preferably displayed or summarized on the product's detail page in the catalog. When no such listings exist, an option to preorder the product from an unspecified seller may be provided. In one embodiment, the catalog also servers as a retail sales catalog of an online merchant. Again... you have GOT to be fucking kidding me. I wonder if anyone has patented a method of picking your nose with your finger, with an added-on filing of using a fucking tissue. I think I'll do that one and then sue Kleenex for giving people the means to infringe on my patent.
__________________
Need a kick-ass design done quickly? I recommend Sex Creator - they absolutely ROCK. |
|
10-27-2003 | #8 | |
Members
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA
Posts: 654
|
Quote:
__________________
I am available for Consulting, Design, Traffic, Marketing and SEO for adult and mainstream. Contact: kevin@kevingodbee.com ICQ: 271-024-660 Web 3.0 Internet Consulting |
|
10-27-2003 | #9 |
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
|
Patent Reform now!
|
10-28-2003 | #10 | |
Members
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 303
|
Quote:
http://www.fighthepatent.com/v2/SwingPatent.html Fight the Patent!
__________________
Learn more about Acacia and other patent abuse cases at: http://www.FightThePatent.com | find the goldmines of traffic |
|
10-28-2003 | #11 | |
Members
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 303
|
Quote:
When you go to amazon and find a product, you scroll down to the bottom and people post their comments.... Ya, they got that idea PATENTED. Fight the Patent!
__________________
Learn more about Acacia and other patent abuse cases at: http://www.FightThePatent.com | find the goldmines of traffic |
|
Bookmarks |
|
|