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Old 06-30-2003   #1
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Hey everyone,

Meet Kezza, my baby sister ...

Some of you have met her in person, (She put Nick back in his place a few times), and some of you have worked with her before ... and if not, you have definately heard me talk about her on a regular basis ;-)

Be gentle, she's a board virgin :P
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Old 06-30-2003   #2
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Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well
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Hey Cutie! Welcome!
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Welcome to the dark side
LOL

no, she's working with me nick ... not you :P
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Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?
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Old 06-30-2003   #7
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Hello again Nick :angry:


Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate?
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cj,
hehehehe

Now in Serge's absence...someone has to say it....

Show us your tits!!!!

(runs like feck)
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Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate?
In a word.

No!
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I'll leave her to deal with you on that one ...
You know that's punishment enough ;-))))
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Old 06-30-2003   #12
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Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out
Despite being the receipient of this burn.....

I do admire its quality.
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Hey un1t....and who are you?

I'm doing pretty bad today...my first sick day in 2 years!! I don't know what to do with myself!! no wonder cj introduced me on here...to keep me out of her hair!!
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to keep me out of her hair!!
um, if i wanted to keep you out of my hair I wouldn't have brought you to my home ... I would have told you to go fuck yourself ;-)
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Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE!
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Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him
Let me save you the trouble...........

kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"
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go down to the west end markets and get some echinacea....that will sort you out.
im no-one.... h34r:
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heard lots about you all as well
Hope we can be friends anyway :P
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Vick..cj says you are a sweetie..so I guess you must be ok!

Hey peaches! you're a girl..so you are already on my friends list! Too many dodgy blokes around this place!


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kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"
That's because there's nothing up there nick
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This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.
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Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE!
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?
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Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me
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This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.
Brad, your jabs aren't even funny

Go work on your prenup
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Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

or as I would say......and have ...

fuck off ,Brad,you pile on the asshole of humanity.



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[quote]Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?/QUOTE]

I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys! Damn cj..I like your style!
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I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys!
Maybe you could hook Brad up with some boys too ,cj!!!!

ahahahahahahahaha
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cj doesn't handle charity cases....
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ahahahahaaaahaha

Ah well.Better go swim with the wife and kids before I lose half

No prenup




Nice seeing ya here, kezza




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HAHahaha!.........Damn!

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ok un1t..i'm taking your advice..i'm off to the west end markets to get some echinacea

nice to meet everyone
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Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?
Does she have an income? He needs someone with a job. :P

I actually have a recent picture of the little brat. You know, there were like 10 pictures in a row he's smiling in NONE of them and showing his teeth. I paid $4K to straighten those teeth, dammit!!! :angry: Well, he has nice teeth. And this is my neice - he's not a father...that I'm aware of.....

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Kezza just stepped out, so i'm going to muscle in ...

he is HOT Peaches!!!
All this time i've just been playing ... who knew you were hiding this cutie up there in the mountains!! ;-))))

I'm going to need that nurse soon
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Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P Just a matter of whether we'll manage to do it ovewr something trivial like basic BS board banter or something that matters like family!!

That said welcome to Oprano!!
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We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P
I take offense to that!!!!
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Welcome to the board Kezza

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....
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OMG Peaches, he has so grown in the last three years! Damn!

Whats up kezza, haven't talked to you in a while
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Welcome to the board Kezza

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....
Tell him to give us a call and we'll take good care of him during his visit

I could use some more men in uniform content ;-)))
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Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?
Yep, in sunny Los Angeles! =o)

You working for big sis now? I don't know if this industry can handle the both of you. LOL.
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suddenly my sister act fantasies are in overdrive ;-)
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Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....
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