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Old 02-25-2003   #1
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My power went out at 9pm last night.....it just now came back on!
Ive been freezing my ass off in an ice storm.
Ive been sitting around a butane heater trying not to get frost bite and entertain 2 toddlers.....what joy!

I went and clicked this pic from my front door.
It was 65 yesterday dammit

Im moving to the desert or something

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Im moving to the desert or something
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move to Boca with us, man!
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It's raining here today and only around 60 degrees. Still better than Dallas tho...

Shok, what's that Chevy in your driveway?"
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Ive been sitting around a butane heater trying not to get frost bite and entertain 2 toddlers.....what joy!
A butane heater?! What's that - a lighter?! I thought you had a fireplace?

Geeze - if you had a decent 4WD, you could have taken your little babies somewhere warm
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Thats kelly's tahoe.
She dumped the ML430 cause it got like 9 miles a gallon and this one gets like 11 lol

I have a fireplace.......just no wood <_<
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I have a fireplace.......just no wood <_<
What kind of dork has a fireplace and no wood? Oh...never mind.
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well this usually doesnt happen lol

like I said, it was 65 the day before
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Thats kelly's tahoe.
She dumped the ML430 cause it got like 9 miles a gallon and this one gets like 11 lol
LOL I know how that goes, I did the same thing going from an Expedition to the z71 a couple years ago.
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well this usually doesnt happen lol

like I said, it was 65 the day before
Uh huh, so you HAD wood (and not the kind between your legs - we know you only have that when you're around Pornoman), until yesterday.....riiiiight

I'm willing to bet you've never bought a stick of wood or built a fire in that fireplace since you moved in. :P

Does Kelly like the Tahoe? You tried to talk me into getting one during my last two SUV purchases! My friend in Chicago bought one and loves it - her husband was trying to get the Suburban and she told him she wasn't a bus driver
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hahaha yes I have built a fire, twice....like 3 years ago lol

She loves the Tahoe, much better than the Mercedes.
Roomier, only thing she misses is the navigation system, but Im having that installed soon.
This one has the 3rd row, but we never use it, so I just keep it tilted, or take them out all together.
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This one has the 3rd row, but we never use it, so I just keep it tilted, or take them out all together.
My 3rd row doesn't come out in the Explorer, but folds flat, so it doesn't bother me. I like keeping it up because it keeps groceries from flying around in the back when I come down the driveway. But I can't see over the headrests very well, so I keep it down unless I'm loading people in it
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I told Brad to invite you guys up, we could have had one big slumber party
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I told Brad to invite you guys up, we could have had one big slumber party
I love when shawcuite tells Brad what to do....


hahhaahhahahahaha,

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Yes, why?
I wonder if he takes NEW porno clients....
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NO PHOTOS OF SERGE'S PENIS
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I am sure he does, why, your wife already sick of you? I am joking

Is there something you are getting at Dear Serge?
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I am sure he does, why, your wife already sick of you? I am joking

Is there something you are getting at Dear Serge?
my wife is sick with morning sickness....

The reason I asked about Shamsie,
Brad promissed me $10,000 and I still never got the money...

I wanna hire Sy to go after Brad.
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What the Heck!! I was Confucy, now I am a Ass Clown?!
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Congrats on the Baby

Regarding the other, I do not know, that is something I think you should ask him yourself.
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What the Heck!! I was Confucy, now I am a Ass Clown?!
and you shall remain so 'till I get my $10,000!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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Congrats on the Baby

Regarding the other, I do not know, that is something I think you should ask him yourself.
Can you ask him on the day you ware pants???

What baby????
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You said your wife had morning sickness...usually that is from one thing...

The day I wear the pants I ask for one thing only
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You said your wife had morning sickness...usually that is from one thing...

The day I wear the pants I ask for one thing only
there is absolutelly NOTHING usual about my wife
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Hmmmmm..let me guess,
when man wear pants they ask for a blow joib.

ASre you getting one only once w eek?

Poor Brad, he works sooo hard for his business....
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Shok.. i feel your pain man.

It's fuckin 23 degrees here in Austin, TX... snow everywhere.. city is totally shut down.

It's ridiculous..

I drove to the bank of america cause i needed to chat with the branch manager... 30 minutes later and a lot of sliding later.. turns out they all thought it was too cold to work! Grrrrrr....
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It obviously would kill you to be not even nice, but decent to someone Serge. Come on, I know deep down in that little Russian body of yours is a sweet old man
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It obviously would kill you to be not even nice, but decent to someone Serge. Come on, I know deep down in that little Russian body of yours is a sweet old man
I am decent to you,
I talk to you, I kibitzing with you,
what esle can you desire?

if I totally ignored you, THAN you can be pissed.

say
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Come on, I know deep down in that little Russian body of yours is a sweet old man
hey, are you trying pick me up?

c'mon,
stop show fascination with my body,
all I need people start talking!

I am like Captain Kirk,
I boldly go where Brad hasn't gone before
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BTW, Mike,
and you were against me posting pic of my dick...

seems like broads can't have enough and sign up for Oprano like there is no tomorrow
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ooh ooh.. i wanna see more "serge dick" pictures!

i dont think one can ever really see enough
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/me beats the crap outta Arlo...shaddup already! Don't encourage the boy! :P
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i dont think one can ever really see enough
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/me beats the crap outta Arlo...shaddup already! Don't encourage the boy! :P
Lisa,
you can say ANYTHING you want, but...
the number of YOUR posts on Oprano went up 13.7% AFTER the pic was posted.

In numbers I trust....
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i bet shawcutie is actually brad ... she already dumped him so now he's pretending to be his own girlfriend ... and is trying to convince us that she actually touched him ... and the flirting with serge is a just a bit of oppressed sexual tension coming out ...

see, its all sussed.

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the number of YOUR posts on Oprano went up 13.7% AFTER the pic was posted.

In numbers I trust....
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Sigh...that was only in an attempt to get the freakin topic to scroll off the front page...guess I'm busted eh?
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OMG!!!!

Aussies are cumming!!!!
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hi cj, hi Lisa!
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Hmmm...CJ and I have never cum together before now....guess there's a first time for everything. :P
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OMG!!!!

Aussies are cumming!!!!
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hi cj, hi Lisa!
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is that anything like 'the indians are coming the indians are coming' ?

that's right boys and girls, its night shift time!!! LOL

lisa, i forget how!!!
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Shok you are such a whiner! I look out my window and fucking Lake Ontario is FROZEN and has been for weeks! rofl You don't know what cold is!

PS Bring a winter coat when you come to Toronto! lol
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That's my girl cj!

You coming over for the Forum?
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That's my girl cj!

You coming over for the Forum?
still tossing up whether I feel like travelling or not ;-)

it doesn't look like it at this stage but we'll see
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Keep me posted cj!

Yeah we've got 54 and raining here Sykk...
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Keep me posted cj!

Yeah we've got 54 and raining here Sykk...
Yup
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KK, did you ever get that phone call back? )
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