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Old 12-18-2002   #1
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Ok.. just wondering, what is the one gift that you would want if you could have just one gift this Christmas ??


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Not to have to tell the story of the one Christmas that I got a shirt, a pair of pants and a piece of ass .........
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vick, how can piece of ass be too big?????????
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vick, how can piece of ass be too big?????????
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Vick was that the piece of ass that you were telling me about, the one that you fell into and you were lost for 2 weeks ? ?
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I'd be happy to get just a wee bit of common sense knocked into my child, along with the ability for him to LEARN something...anything.....

What I'd really like is a new complete right side of a 4 month old Ranger (including the bumpers) - which he destroyed yesterday by running off the road and hitting the guard rail :angry:
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I'd take the Miami Hurricanes winning the National Champonship again but I'd be wasting my gift since it'll happen anyway.

I'll take the Bucs winning the Super Bowl as my Xmas Gift since that is not as likely.
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All I really want is for my mom and dad (kk&brad) to get back together.

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Not to have to tell the story of the one Christmas that I got a shirt, a pair of pants and a piece of ass .........
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hahahahahahaha That's great!
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To finally open Niche Cartel. This makes the third programmer that disappeared. What's up with that shit?
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For people to stop wishing me a Merry Christmas in the street...

This may be the Christmas I finally snap and hand an ass-whooping to a mall santa....don't fuck with me fat boy!!!!!
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For people to stop wishing me a Merry Christmas in the street...

This may be the Christmas I finally snap and hand an ass-whooping to a mall santa....don't fuck with me fat boy!!!!!
Not a single person on the street has wished ME a Merry Xmas. What's up with that?
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I would like just one day that bores me... Can I just buy one of those?
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You lead an .. ummmm .. interesting life. h34r:
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Shok -

You know that your mommy and daddy love you. There is nothing in this world they would not do for you. Just because mommy and daddy are living in seperate homes right now does not mean a thing. Mommy just missed the sunshine and daddy needs to stay in Dallas for "meetings". It seems that him and his Sales assistant have alot of work to do.

By the way how is "Special" doing?
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Nah, I just observe things more that others would dismiss as insignificant......

I'm really bad at observing when a woman is hitting on me, but I'm good at observing people in certain moments...it comes with being a people watcher and living in Las Vegas...

like Bambi Buttfuck...I wouldn't have paid much attention if she were just merely standing there with a stupid look on her face and a sample of chocolate chip cookies...but that bottle of White Diamonds...that stood out to me like hand grenade..


Also, all those hallucinigenics I did in the 80's...I think a few are still puttering around in my system to this day.....

Actually, I've just taken the part of acting stupid to allow people to underestimate me to an elevated artform.....
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Yeah, Mommy thought she had that seasonal light disorder but now she's happy to report that it wasn't her with a problem.

Don't worry honey, even though your daddy pitched a fit and wouldn't allow a Christmas tree in 'his' house, mommy's putting one up this weekend and there will be plenty of other presents for you.
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Yeah, Mommy thought she had that seasonal light disorder but now she's happy to report that it wasn't her with a problem.

Don't worry honey, even though your daddy pitched a fit and wouldn't allow a Christmas tree in 'his' house, mommy's putting one up this weekend and there will be plenty of other presents for you.
KK, you sure he wasn't just following the rules of his lease?
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By the way how is "Special" doing?
You could have just asked me yourself - I'm fine, thank you!

Lance: Peaches' #1 Rule for the Holidays (or any day, for that matter) STAY OUT OF MALLS!

When I lived in Marietta, right across the street they opened this SPLENDID strip mall for all the spoiled rich women that didn't want to mingle with the mallers: Tons of speciality stores and restaurants, plus Talbots, Williams Sonoma, American Eagle, Abercromie and Fitch, Victoria's Secret, Wicks and Sticks, Origins, Gap, Pottery Barn, etc. I did ALL my "mall" shopping there yesterday in 30 minutes And no perfume sprayer! T
hough I will mention to any mothers will babies in strollers out there: CHRISTMAS TIME IS NOT THE TIME TO BRING LITTLE PRESHUS OUT! Geeze - crammed stores and some women trying to navigate SUV sized strollers through these little places :angry:
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I would have put money on it that Shok really wanted the pook guy for Christmas : )
Oh no, he has it bad for one of the yard men but don't tell him I told you ok?
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I really need more mail lists.

Thats all I want,Santa.I've been good ...well for me
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I really need more mail lists.

Thats all I want,Santa.I've been good ...well for me
We all know Santa and Satan are anagrams and both wear red, but I hadn't put together before today they both have mailing lists as well!

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Dravyk, your late! have you finally got laid? ;-)))
Serge!

Which answer will get me ....

a) more awards
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When are you gonna come up here then?
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I shall be working with Serge's Funeral Program. Serge will handle the legitimate burials and cremations and I will handle the ones for those people that just somehow "disappeared", ala Raphie and Pussy.

Disposal via Pigs will be available for an additional fee and I will also be offering an affiliate program.

KK will get a 5% override on all "disappearances" since the original suggestion was hers, so naturally, Nick will get a 5% override on all Disposal via Pig sales.

Maybe this way I can afford to make the payments on the property and build a house. And it's a way to deal with the psycho bitch that owns the property next door

I'm feeling all Christmassy just thinking about it!
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When are you gonna come up here then?
Soon, after Vegas tho, my son is here til the day I leave for holiday.

Of course you could always be a man and fly to Vegas, I hear you've been called out for a meeting
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