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Old 11-18-2002   #1
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Old 11-18-2002   #2
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Hummm..... give us a hint....

She looks like she is about 60 years old.

Am I close???
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Old 11-18-2002   #3
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Hummm..... give us a hint....

She looks like she is about 60 years old.

Am I close???
nope,
it's her older cousin, it ain't her
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I'll take a stab in the dark at her

(from my mouth to G-ds ear please)

Is is ....no it couldn't be.....is it?
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Holy crap, who ever it is, she needs to get that cancer on her left fixed...
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You studied that photo way too closely. I had to turn away quickly.
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Shouldn't this be part of the "What Serge thinks about when he tosses off " thread!!!!




ps...why not lynch Serge anyway.

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Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 18 2002, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't this be part of the "What Serge thinks about when he tosses off " thread!!!!




ps...why not lynch Serge anyway.

Nick,

Serge posted it, among many other sick pics, so I think your right.

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Ugghhhh I think someone threw sand in my eyes!!!

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MikeAI,

I would take sand over that any day.

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where's the hole?!?!?!

you'd need hedge clippers to get in
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I fucked her.*

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I'm in love! I wish I was her loofa!
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Billy, let's use this picture for the next caption contest.
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MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Serge,

This is the LAST time I ever look at your messages during breakfast. Damn. :angry:

(no) greetings,

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I'm in love! I wish I was her loofa!
WARNING ... do NOT allow your mind to wonder over this
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AAAAGH! I'm blind!
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Serge - MikeAI -

Does workman's comp cover the psychological damage from my having to see stuff like?
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Serge - MikeAI -

Does workman's comp cover the psychological damaged from my having to see stuff like?
Edd,
why don't you ask Steve Workman?

I think he is much better equpped than me to answer questions about WORKMAN compensation
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QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 19 2002, 08:11 AM)
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ohhh...is she licking her chops as well? *shiver*

she has some nice boobs though



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It makes you wonder how many packets of effordent she can fit underneath each breast....hmmmmm. Another unsolved mystery?
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Ugghhhh I think someone threw sand in my eyes!!!
Lucky bastard!! I wish someone would throw sand in my eyes!!

... Hmmm. Of all the boards, I can't believe this one has no "puke icon" to be found. <_<
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too much focus on dancing banana's and not enough puke!!!
Start chanting everyone: More puke! More puke! More puke!
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this has turned into a gfy thread, and i think it should be officially closed.
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this has turned into a gfy thread, and i think it should be officially closed.
cj,
are there any other threads you do not like?

can you give me the list of ALL threads on Oprano which should be closed?

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Old 11-22-2002   #30
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Hey Serge

Isn't that a picture of you before the opperation?



Some people think this is an athiest joke but it seems more like a christian joke to me:

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the
"accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful
rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking
alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He
turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that
the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were
coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was
even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even
faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick
himself up but saw the bear, right on top of him, reaching for him with
his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The
bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a
bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky "You deny
my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and,
even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," the voice said. The light went out. The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear then dropped its right
paw ........ brought both paws together....bowed its head and spoke:
"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

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Originally posted by DAMNMAN@Nov 22 2002, 03:55 PM
Some people think this is an athiest joke but it seems more like a christian joke to me:

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the
"accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful
rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking
alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He
turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that
the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were
coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was
even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even
faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick
himself up but saw the bear, right on top of him, reaching for him with
his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The
bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a
bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky "You deny
my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and,
even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," the voice said. The light went out. The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear then dropped its right
paw ........ brought both paws together....bowed its head and spoke:
"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Hahaha!
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