Will I Ever Meet My Match?

EricP · 11-03-2002

Okay, now taking applications!
Must meet all qualifications listed above!

Mike AI · 11-03-2002

Good luck buttercup!

voodooman · 11-03-2002

People People.

Eric and I share the same requirements.

Eric, I just hope it doesnt take you as long
to find your match as it has me.
Almost a year and a half, and Im STILL looking.

EricP · 11-03-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Nov 3 2002, 01:18 AM
People People.

Eric and I share the same requirements.

Eric, I just hope it doesnt take you as long
to find your match as it has me.
Almost a year and a half, and Im STILL looking.

Humm...

Yeah, I don't want it to take forever.

Okay, I will settle for 1 of the above!

But make it a good one!

Apply Here!

Vick · 11-03-2002

I swear that really does sound like my wife
ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....
and now you know why I get married

ok at least 7, 8 and 23

MikeW · 11-03-2002

Yeah I'd say those are pretty strict requirements LOL. The closest I got was my 2nd wife ... she covered #'s 1, 9, 10, 11, 14 and 20 ... and on the #20 , her friends name really was Tammy. . hehehehe

but, thats only 6 out of 25 .. so needless to say, she failed miserably ;-))

Last edited by MikeW at Nov 3 2002, 02:36 AM

Mike AI · 11-03-2002

HAHA Vick I was thinking the same thing about Kate...

NO MY Kate, not yours! :P

I reconginze a lot of that list, and hence the reason I got hitched!

Vick · 11-03-2002

MikeAi - isn't that wonderful he he he he

Vick · 11-03-2002

MikeW - those are some damn good numbers

Timon · 11-03-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 3 2002, 01:24 AM

ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....

Just #5 would be my guess ;-)

ulfie · 11-03-2002

The one thing I KNOW Mike and Vick's wives have in common...No dear, I'll stay home, you and Ulfie go to the strip club and enjoy yourselves, have some dinner while your out too, preferably at a really good restaurant, and if there's a football game I insist you go.

You 2 have great wives!!! I'm jealous.

cj · 11-03-2002

aaah yes, the quest is harder on this side boys, trust me.
there's a good sex in the city episode about 'freaks'. men are freaks!!

thanks for the inspiration for a content feature for the upcoming 'adventures of julian' ;-)

who matches up?

Dianna Vesta · 11-03-2002

CJ CAN I PLEASE USE THAT ON MY SITE????

LOL- That's great! If so, can you throw me an ICQ?

ahahahahahahhahaha

Peaches · 11-03-2002

Good list, CJ! Here's mine:

The perfect attitude for MY men:
1) Of course you need a new and bigger SUV/Car every 2 years - you go pick it out, I'll pay for it.
2) I'm bored - is there anything you need done to the house?
3) I think we need a vacation!
4) No, a month at the beach makes PERFECT sense.
5) I LOVE big asses!
6) There's no need for us to have pots and pans - we'll eat out every night
OR
7) Did I mention I'm a chef?
8) You want 1000 acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Wouldn't 2000 acres be better?
9) Merry Christmas! I got you a full house generator!
10) You sleeping in old t-shirts is fine - Victoria's Secret every night is just too much.
11) Don't worry about the dogs in the house - we'll just get new carpet/furniture when needed
12) Fresh flowers are perfect - get as many as you want.

I'm sure I can come up with more, but I just woke up - and Mr. Wonderful hasn't been found so I have to make my own damn breakfast!

:grrr:

Timon · 11-03-2002

CJ, there are stats that claim that 1 out of 10 men is EXACTLY like that!

Unfortunately for you they're not too interested in women though

Vick · 11-03-2002

That's funny Timon ..... and true

Edd · 11-03-2002

Hey now, Timon - be careful there.... :angry:

CJ, I think I can handle 13 out of your 15 - is that good enough?

11-03-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 2 2002, 10:24 PM
I swear that really does sound like my wife
ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....
and now you know why I get married

ok at least 7, 8 and 23

Vick, you da man!

I've heard these things from various different girlfriends but not one wrapped up yet.

So what are you supposed to do with a girl that USED to say those things but stopped? Seems to be the most common theme. =]

Mike AI · 11-03-2002

Yeah Mark, you have to watch out for the old bait and switch....

Dianna Vesta · 11-03-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 3 2002, 12:40 PM
Yeah Mark, you have to watch out for the old bait and switch....

Yea, it's pretty common with men too.

Vick · 11-03-2002

Men marry women hoping they will never change
Women marry men hoping they will

and both are usually wrong

Nickatilynx · 11-03-2002

cj,

I think you should marry Anthony

ahahahahaha

Nickatilynx · 11-04-2002

OK I'm sitting here with my Girlfriend Kkatz and we reckon she has done 21 out of 25!!!

hahahahahaha

I'm such a lucky bastard

Torone · 11-04-2002

Definitely my 2nd ex-wife...too bad she's too old, now.

Torone · 11-04-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 3 2002, 04:42 PM
Men marry women hoping they will never change
Women marry men hoping they will

and both are usually wrong

AMEN!

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MikeW Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dick Joke Island Posts: 835	Yeah I'd say those are pretty strict requirements LOL. The closest I got was my 2nd wife ... she covered #'s 1, 9, 10, 11, 14 and 20 ... and on the #20 , her friends name really was Tammy. . hehehehe but, thats only 6 out of 25 .. so needless to say, she failed miserably ;-)) Last edited by MikeW at Nov 3 2002, 02:36 AM __________________ ********************* » Owner/Designer - Wyldesites, Inc. » Industry Leading Adult Graphic Design Since 1998 » Visit me at: http://www.wyldesites.com » ICQ# 18188566**

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	HAHA Vick I was thinking the same thing about Kate... NO MY Kate, not yours! :P I reconginze a lot of that list, and hence the reason I got hitched! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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ulfie Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,143	The one thing I KNOW Mike and Vick's wives have in common...No dear, I'll stay home, you and Ulfie go to the strip club and enjoy yourselves, have some dinner while your out too, preferably at a really good restaurant, and if there's a football game I insist you go. You 2 have great wives!!! I'm jealous. __________________

11-03-2002	#1
EricP Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 299	Okay, now taking applications! Must meet all qualifications listed above!

11-03-2002	#2
Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Good luck buttercup! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

11-03-2002	#3
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	People People. Eric and I share the same requirements. Eric, I just hope it doesnt take you as long to find your match as it has me. Almost a year and a half, and Im STILL looking.

11-03-2002	#12
cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	aaah yes, the quest is harder on this side boys, trust me. there's a good sex in the city episode about 'freaks'. men are freaks!! thanks for the inspiration for a content feature for the upcoming 'adventures of julian' ;-) who matches up?

11-03-2002	#13
Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	CJ CAN I PLEASE USE THAT ON MY SITE???? LOL- That's great! If so, can you throw me an ICQ? ahahahahahahhahaha __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Good list, CJ! Here's mine: The perfect attitude for MY men: 1) Of course you need a new and bigger SUV/Car every 2 years - you go pick it out, I'll pay for it. 2) I'm bored - is there anything you need done to the house? 3) I think we need a vacation! 4) No, a month at the beach makes PERFECT sense. 5) I LOVE big asses! 6) There's no need for us to have pots and pans - we'll eat out every night OR 7) Did I mention I'm a chef? 8) You want 1000 acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Wouldn't 2000 acres be better? 9) Merry Christmas! I got you a full house generator! 10) You sleeping in old t-shirts is fine - Victoria's Secret every night is just too much. 11) Don't worry about the dogs in the house - we'll just get new carpet/furniture when needed 12) Fresh flowers are perfect - get as many as you want. I'm sure I can come up with more, but I just woke up - and Mr. Wonderful hasn't been found so I have to make my own damn breakfast! :grrr: __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

11-03-2002	#15
Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	CJ, there are stats that claim that 1 out of 10 men is EXACTLY like that! Unfortunately for you they're not too interested in women though

11-03-2002	#16
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	That's funny Timon ..... and true __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

11-03-2002	#17
Edd Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Deadwood, you Cocksucker! Posts: 833	Hey now, Timon - be careful there.... :angry: CJ, I think I can handle 13 out of your 15 - is that good enough? __________________ You can't just cut the throat of every Cocksucker who's character it MIGHT improve!

11-03-2002	#22
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	cj, I think you should marry Anthony ahahahahaha

11-04-2002	#23
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	OK I'm sitting here with my Girlfriend Kkatz and we reckon she has done 21 out of 25!!! hahahahahaha I'm such a lucky bastard

11-04-2002	#24
Torone Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,137	Definitely my 2nd ex-wife...too bad she's too old, now. __________________ Why me? Why always me?