i found this place on my dad's computer - Page 2

EmporerEJ · 03-25-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.

Finally, someone else that feels the same way I do.
The more I talk to you, the more I want to marry you.

(And you should understand, I've never been married, nor, have ever wanted to be.)

EmporerEJ · 03-25-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

why does your head look too big for your body?

Becasue she was too close to the camera when she snapped the picture, creating a fisheye abberation.

Ballarena · 03-25-2008

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

miz_wright · 03-25-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

I've already acknowledged that my head is far too big for my string-like body (thank you EJ and 2Muchmark for the kind words however), so I don't know why it continues to vex you so. And in response to your earlier question: I grew up in a healthy, functional family environment which is how I can work in this industry and not fall prey to so many of its commonly associated ills.

Mental health: Improving the adult industry, one professional at a time! ;P

I'd love to hear more about your Daddy, though, since clearly Pastor Brian doesn't care enough to actually follow through. Tell us about your house.

Ballarena · 03-25-2008

hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

Ballarena · 03-25-2008

i forgot to tell you. i went to the doctor and he told my mom i need to stay home all week and that she needs to bring me back for him to check up every day this week. he has a pupet he tells me to play with like my dad but he is nicer than my dad and give me lolipops.

Rcourt64 · 03-25-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..

Hey? Jessica? whats ur mommy look like? does mom have BIG TATAS

EmporerEJ · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

Well, little person, you are simply mistaken. I'm sure I'm correct. You see, I'm REALLY REALLY smart. And your assumption that I don't like sex with women is a non sequitur.
When you grow up, you'll understand the difference. For now, you should go outside, and run up to the very first car you see in the street, and tag it. 'cause yer it!

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

ScottMcGowan · 03-26-2008

I still say that you should all be put to sleep

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

that picture of you sleeping is funny but do you mean put to sleep like my doggy was when he got old? that seems like a very meen thing to say and i think you are a very meen man to say somthing like that. do you go to church? i think you should so you can learn to be nice.

softball · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by ScottMcGowan

I still say that you should all be put to sleep

agreed.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

Hey you little brat cunt

You seem to know allot bout members here?
How did you know Gepetto made toys?

your more aware of this place than just a child who found this in your daddy's fav folder yesterday.

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

mr rcourt64 you dont seem to be as smart as most of these people and you say mean thing about my family so i dont like you but i saw the picture of that machine thing when the emperor man who thinks hes really really smart talked to me and i know how to go to websites and i know how to read.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

mr rcourt64 you dont seem to be as smart as most of these people and you say mean thing about my family so i dont like you but i saw the picture of that machine thing when the emperor man who thinks hes really really smart talked to me and i know how to go to websites and i know how to read.

Why would you believe i was refering to this Emperor fella and some sort of machine?
when I was talking about someone named Gepetto and his toys???
Again you just continue to dig yourself a deeper hole jessica.

miz_wright · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

i think i'm smarter than you and since im only 11 and cant spell good that is pretty funny. i know about pinochio and i didnt talk about any other toy except for the machine that emperor has a picture of. how do you make money if you talk to kids all day? father brian says that idelness is the devils workshop.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

i dont think it would be hard to recognize someone that had a balloon head. what do you do at shows? do you take off your cloths for men? do you go to church because jesus says that you arent suposed to take your cloths off for anyone but your husband unless you are taking a bath.

miz_wright · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...

... Well, sure, if it were at all likely that I were to be topless at a show. Which, um, isn't likely at all. So, while I totally 'presh your continued enthusiasm for my breasticular region, it will sadly not be all that likely.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

... Well, sure, if it were at all likely that I were to be topless at a show. Which, um, isn't likely at all. So, while I totally 'presh your continued enthusiasm for my breasticular region, it will sadly not be all that likely.

she said, "breasticular" ROTFL
what a fucin tomboy...

will u show me your breaticular region please Liz.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think it would be hard to recognize someone that had a balloon head. what do you do at shows? do you take off your cloths for men? do you go to church because jesus says that you arent suposed to take your cloths off for anyone but your husband unless you are taking a bath.

She wont take off her clothes cuz she believes she to smart and to pretty to lower herself to such degrading positions....

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

i prayed for all of you last nite. jesus says that we are all sinners and i beleve that if i pray hard enuf that all of you can be saved. i prayed extra hard for the man with the machine that doesnt like ladys and the man with the peepee pictur.

gonzo · 03-26-2008

Is this Donnys daughter?

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

no my dads name isnt donny. these smilies are funny. i use them when i chat to my freinds on aol. this one is funny where hes pumping up the supersoaker squirt gun.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

Jessica?
Is this what your house looks like dear?

2MuchMark · 03-26-2008

Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

Are you going to entertain me? probably not.
So please leave this impostor entertainment alone

gonzo · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

God Bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hammer · 03-26-2008

So it's okay for 2muchmark to post with a fake nick but this one should be deleted?

Whether it's a real girl or not, it's still funny.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by gonzo

God Bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

W.T.F DOES THE U.S. of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS???

2MuchMark · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Hammer

So it's okay for 2muchmark to post with a fake nick but this one should be deleted?

Whether it's a real girl or not, it's still funny.

Um... I didn't, thanks tho for that.

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by gonzo

God Bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No wait a minute, im sorry GonZo

I TAKE THAT BACK SIR!
Lets play this scenario? this is a good idea?...

Yaa, god bless this america and...
Please maybe we can ask Michael from http://www.adultbizlaw.com/

Micheal?
Legal in the United States using your legal experience and advise that you offer here at Oprano for free.
Please sir, Has anyone possible broken any U.S laws here with comments? or innuendos? or questions? that could possible have them selfs arrested for? or charged with any sort of child or minor illegalities inside U.S. Laws???

Thank you

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

i hope you all get arrested

Buckwheat · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i hope you all get arrested

i hope you die in your sleep

Jace · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i hope you all get arrested

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Originally Posted by Buckwheat

i hope you die in your sleep

I hope i get laid tonight

Ballarena · 03-26-2008

i see im not the only kid that is here but hes a mean boy. weird hair too

Rcourt64 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

i see im not the only kid that is here but hes a mean boy. weird hair too

Who? ...Buckwheat?
He's also fake like your ass.
Wanna bet 50 bucks I can guess who buckwheat really is?...

Ballarena · 03-27-2008

why would anyone want to be fake? i dont understand. is it becaus you all know that you are doing something that isnt legel?

DragonKing · 03-27-2008

"The bird flew into my Giant Freak Head"

Elaine Bennis
Sienfeld

Rcourt64 · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

why would anyone want to be fake? i dont understand. is it becaus you all know that you are doing something that isnt legel?

Because people find it easier to express they're inner self stupities though a false identidy.
They shame of looking stupid in front of others if they where to act the same stupid ways with they're true identies?
They would panic and think "What will this network of people think of me if they really knew I thought this way"

Just like the character you portray being here at Oprano can say comments and silly indirect remarks, that if you where to say in your REAL identidy? then you would lose credibility and trust inside your working network of trustees. So you present a cover (or shield) to hide and protect your credability.

Ballarena · 03-27-2008

jessica is my real identity and i would tell liz that she has a big head to her face and tell you that i dont think you are very smart to your face so i dont know why do you say things here you wouldnt say to someones face.

Rcourt64 · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

jessica is my real identity and i would tell liz that she has a big head to her face and tell you that i dont think you are very smart to your face so i dont know why do you say things here you wouldnt say to someones face.

its called hypocracy,
look how everyone shuns away from this thread? they don't wish to have they're name or anything to do with a so called 11 year old, even if she is real or not.
They'll post how wrong we are and they'll comment how incorrect or immoral we have become for doing this. when they fail to realize that they offer this all day long with they're free porn websites 24/7 to all sorts of different ages and styles. But its ok then, because they really don't have any sort of comunication or contact with the kids watching all they're free porn.
Kinda like: "What they don't know won't hurt them" policy.
Ya see, when it comes to dealing with such issues face to face, they'd rather aviod and not look. "if I act like its not there, it'll eventually go away" idiology right?
But they fail to realise that they deal with issues all the time, when it comes to s free style Internet market

RawAlex · 03-27-2008

Actually, here is a funny concept:

Gonzo, you have to bas this "jessica" user. She is underage, unable to join the board legally and consent to sharing of her information. Leaving her on here (beyond the "kids sees porn") thing is a whole child privacy act deal.

Sorry, but game over.

Ballarena · 03-27-2008

mr rcourt is very nice to try to explain things to me but i dont like mr alex. pleas dont bas me mr gonzo whatever bas means.

gonzo · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Actually, here is a funny concept:

Gonzo, you have to bas this "jessica" user. She is underage, unable to join the board legally and consent to sharing of her information. Leaving her on here (beyond the "kids sees porn") thing is a whole child privacy act deal.

Sorry, but game over.

Id go with that Alex but you know one of yall is having fun. When they slip up and quit logging in via AOL...Ill have an idea of who it is.

Rcourt64 · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by Ballarena

mr rcourt is very nice to try to explain things to me but i dont like mr alex. pleas dont bas me mr gonzo whatever bas means.

Yes mr. alex is a mean person, and he's not happy with this thread,
And he told me that unless I stop..,
He will come to my house, and beat me down like the stupid bitch I am

Sorry imposter brat. I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore.

Adios pequeña puta,
...and tell your parents they're going to jail for letting you do stuff on the Internet that your not allowed.

byebye now

EmporerEJ · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Yes mr. alex is a mean person, and he's not happy with this thread,
And he told me that unless I stop..,
He will come to my house, and beat me down like the stupid bitch I am

Sorry imposter brat. I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore.

Adios pequeña puta,
...and tell your parents they're going to jail for letting you do stuff on the Internet that your not allowed.

byebye now

Mr EmporerEJ shares your concern about this thread, but also realizes it had better be a spoof. And while Gonzo is clearly a donut thief, I think he's smart enough to know what he's doing here on the 'ole board.
(As long as he doesn't try any more "updates.")
to wit: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Toby · 03-27-2008

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

...to wit: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Well, there's the rub ya see, cuz there are some things that are broke.

Ballarena · 03-27-2008

This is Jessica's mom. I just found out that she's been posting here and she's in serious trouble. I also read what she wrote and my husband is in serious trouble too. You people should be ashamed of yourselves talking to a child like this. You should be ashamed of yourselves for lots of other reasons too. I will pray for all of you.

03-25-2008	#53
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

03-25-2008	#55
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

03-25-2008	#56
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer i forgot to tell you. i went to the doctor and he told my mom i need to stay home all week and that she needs to bring me back for him to check up every day this week. he has a pupet he tells me to play with like my dad but he is nicer than my dad and give me lolipops.

03-26-2008	#59
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

03-26-2008	#60
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03-26-2008	#77
2MuchMark SigWhore Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 281	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

03-26-2008	#80
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03-27-2008	#89
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer why would anyone want to be fake? i dont understand. is it becaus you all know that you are doing something that isnt legel?

03-27-2008	#90
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03-27-2008	#94
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer Actually, here is a funny concept: Gonzo, you have to bas this "jessica" user. She is underage, unable to join the board legally and consent to sharing of her information. Leaving her on here (beyond the "kids sees porn") thing is a whole child privacy act deal. Sorry, but game over. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

03-27-2008	#100
Ballarena Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 40	Re: i found this place on my dad's computer This is Jessica's mom. I just found out that she's been posting here and she's in serious trouble. I also read what she wrote and my husband is in serious trouble too. You people should be ashamed of yourselves talking to a child like this. You should be ashamed of yourselves for lots of other reasons too. I will pray for all of you.