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Old 09-13-2005   #51
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If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
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Hey gang, How does one get started in adult web biz? Best affilliates and how to know what good vs bad deals are? Any advice would be appreciated...Thanks!

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Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.
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Hey gang, How does one get started in adult web biz? Best affilliates and how to know what good vs bad deals are? Any advice would be appreciated...Thanks!

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Now just for that, there will be no boob pics.

somewhere out there, is a bizarre fukker into the double mastectomy niche, that is happy as a clam...
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If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
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No He's going to post J'smorons peepee pics again.


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All the mentioning of pics, reminds me... I have to take some today.
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I think I just saw the MothMan
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If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!
Tony will be back over here posing with Serge.
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Since the topic is changes, how about a suggestion - the option to ignore unregistered users?
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Serge always has the best pics.
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The unregistered chance to post may well be in decline....



Because it may well pay to be registered very very soon...
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omg, hahaha... alright. My pussy looks great in that one, but that spot of baby powder drives me fucking mental
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Speaking of pics, I just turned my images, avatars, and sigs back on and now I keep getting distracted by Sabby's butt. It's like an absolutely perfect butt specimen.

Pay well to post? Arghh... that'll bring on the "so what are you listening to right now" and "hot or not" posts...
And Dravyk will be demanding back pay
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I heard Dravyk shaves his balls, is this true? anybody got any pics?
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I heard ravyk shaves his balls, is this true?
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Speaking of pics, I just turned my images, avatars, and sigs back on and now I keep getting distracted by Sabby's butt. It's like an absolutely perfect butt specimen.

Pay well to post? Arghh... that'll bring on the "so what are you listening to right now" and "hot or not" posts...
And Dravyk will be demanding back pay
Huh? Did you say something? Was looking at Sabby's butt.
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I haven't even decide yet who that's for.

Joe for starting it...or Dravyk for posting it. (Maybe for "hairless guy" for making it possible.)
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I haven't even decide yet who that's for.

Joe for starting it...or Dravyk for posting it. (Maybe for "hairless guy" for making it possible.)
See? Another reason not to shave. More protection there when needed!
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See? Another reason not to shave. More protection there when needed!
OK...*that* was a clever comeback. Dravyk is now safe.

Joe...it's between you and "hairless boy," now!

And just because I'm a writer..."shaved amateur hard cocks" *isn't* what they mean...unless they had a sudden influx of models who defied the human template and had hairy penises.

(The "back away from Photoshop" directive is still in force, Dravyk!!)
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A shaved cock. Since you asked.



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Hey! It's not Photoshop! It's Linker Hotten!
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hahaha LOL I am using Nads to remove my ass hair it is sooooo painful

try those on your balls next time Dravyk hahahaah
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a classic "Thread gone bad"
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A shaved cock. Since you asked.



Hey! It's not Photoshop! It's Linker Hotten!
I now want to do you an injury.
I did not laugh.
I repeat...I did NOT laugh.
I will not laugh.
Really.
I won't.

Oh, fuck...

Bastard!!!!
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Do you two want me to hook you up with a private channel or something?
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Do you two want me to hook you up with a private channel or something?
Thanks, but no. We've always preferred to talk shit about you in public.
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hahaha LOL I am using Nads to remove my ass hair it is sooooo painful

try those on your balls next time Dravyk hahahaah
I have one simple rule:

No Nads On My Gonads!
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No Nads On My Gonads!
*whisper*
Hey, Drav? For those who do not know...like me...what are "nads"?
I thought it was a slang word for "gonads." Therefore I can most certainly understand you not wanting someone else's nads on yours. But from the conversation, it seems to be some kind of product...or perhaps an Inquisition torture device....
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Joe's the one who mentioned it.

But a quick search produced this:

http://www.nads.com
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Might have to get some of that for my head .. am tired of shaving it ..
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"Remove with linen strips"?

OK...I don't care how many times they say "natural" and "organic," we've got a "yank it out by the roots" situation going on here.
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oh yeah it is a HUGE lie, those fucking Nads hurt something aweful no matter wat they say !!!!

I did my back once and was in sheer agony LOLLOL
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I tried that Nads stuff once - damn. And I do mean once - like one strip and that was it. Plus it was a bitch to clean up!
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"Remove with linen strips"?

OK...I don't care how many times they say "natural" and "organic," we've got a "yank it out by the roots" situation going on here.
In terms of inflicted pain, there is no difference between nads and waxing. I can, unfortunately, attest to this.
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fuck it then... i am back to shaving my head ..
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In terms of inflicted pain, there is no difference between nads and waxing. I can, unfortunately, attest to this.
So you've had you're balls waxed


I'll take full leg waxing (again) rather than a kick in the nads!
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Damn it Trev! I tell you things in confidence.
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Again??
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